Disclaimer: If I owned either Xiaolin showdown or Artemis Fowl, I would be making this as a film. But I don't so it has to be a fanfic.
Artemis Fowl - Xiaolin Style Casting
"What is going on?" asked Omi. Him and most of the other characters from Xiaolin showdown were standing in a large open space with nothing in it but a vending machine.
"How should I know?" answered Kimiko. She was standing next to Raimundo, who was munching on M and Ms. Clay was standing nearby lecturing Jack and Chase Young on the importance on Hats. Suddenly a door opened and the Author entered.
"Greetings. I have brought you all here to perform in a Film that I am making of Artemis Fowl. I have assembled a cast list which there shall be no arguments with. After I've said your name I want you to come to front and collect a script. Failure to comply with my instructions will lead to Flargiking!"
"What's Flargiking?" asked Raimundo,
"You don't wan't to know!" The Author answered.
"We'll do what you say." Said most of the characters at the same time.
"That's what I thought." The Author answered. "Right, Raimundo, You will be playing the part of Artemis Fowl, boy genius."
"Hey no fair!" whined Jack Spicer,"I'm the evil boy genius!"
"Jack we all know that you cheated on your IQ test." Jack moved away muttering about Jackbots and evil plans. Meanwhile Raimundo had reached the front and collected his script.
"Cool script!" commented Raimundo.
"Next," stated The Author, "I'm going to cast the part of Artemis's bodyguard, Butler. That part goes to Clay."
"Well he's got enough body." Commented Raimundo. Clay smacked him on the back of the head as he passed to collect his script.
"Next, Kimiko will be playing Captain Holly Short and Omi will be playing Commander Julius Root." The pair collected their scripts and went off to read them. "The last main part of Mulch Diggums goes to Jack Spicer, as Mulch is a kleptomaniac. For the other parts, well I only have one script left so you can fight amongst yourself for it." The Author then turned towards the audience. "And if any of you lot wan't to have a part just ask when you review." The Author turned back to the characters of Xiaolin showdown and found the room in chaos, with most of the characters locked in combat over the one remaining script.
"Oh for goodness sake!" shouted the Author, "I'll go and photocopy it!" The Author left the room with the script. As soon as the Author had gone the characters started fighting again about the fiver which had been stuck to the bottom of the script and fallen off when the Author picked it up.
Remember, ask in your review if you want a part and come back soon when the performance shall begin!