TG: alright listen kiddo, i know youre probably another 12 year old and this all aint gonna make sense to you, but im stuck in here and theres no way im getting out all on my own
TG: im gonna need you to help me out, ok?
TG: this new game you bought
TG: it wasnt marked down for no reason
TG: i cant explain to you how im in here
TG: all ive got is im stuck and still well fucking alive
TG: so you gonna speak now or is it all me here
EB: let me get this straight.
EB: you're a real dude, but you're stuck in a video game?
TG: yep
EB: this is a brand new game i know barely anything about, if you're joking with me you better spill it.
TG: dude this game isnt even multiplayer or online accessable
TG: i am literally stuck as an npc in a fucking video game
EB: yeah, i got that.
TG: do you really think that we have advanced enough technology to make it so npcs can reply to everything
EB: well we have those chatting websites, why can't we have them on npcs?
TG: youre making this hella hard on me
TG: plus i started this conversation
EB: i'm still not falling for it.
TG: fine, leave me in here then
TG: continue on your far life filled adventure
TG: pretend i never existed if you want
TG: but you know in the back of your head youre gonna regret it
TG: youre gonna wish youd taken this opportunity to do something out of the games limits
TG: but no
TG: stupid fucking kids
EB: harsh.
TG: you leaving or are you gonna continue to pester me with your dainty little trust issues
EB: what would you rather me do?
TG: honestly
EB: yep.
TG: if you wont save me from the game
TG: at least request me to acquaintence you in your journeys
TG: there should be an option if you start talking to me again
TG: just please dont leave me here
EB: hmm.
TG: i help fight
TG: im a knight, i have a high magicka level, and i gather shit for you
EB: well. i guess it wouldn't hurt.
TG: youre gonna let me tag along?
EB: sure.
EB: but before i request it.
EB: hi, i'm john. heir of the wind kingdom and the best prankster you'll ever meet.
TG: im dave
EB: that's it?
TG: you really want to know more?
EB: i would appreciate it.
TG: fine, im dave, knight of the clockwork kingdom and the coolest kid youll ever meet
EB: coolest?
TG: yep
EB: you look pretty ordinary to me.
EB: beside fact you wear those dumb looking shades.
TG: shut up, they were given to me by a friend
EB: sure thing coolkid.