hello one and all i welcome you to my somewhat serious new fanfic,

warning and disclaimer, i dont own this and i have dyslexia so i apologise for my spelling and grammar for being so bad

now on with the reading

Mother fucker this is just annoying i mean come on jaune the hell are you doing there crying this is just so freaking cringe i mean come on dude after two seasons of hints you finally take a damn hint and boom you screw it up wonderful absolutely fucking wonderful, you know what jaune needs or more needed during the first seasons?

A wing man i mean a guy that could just help him along as he gets the girl without any other fucking pricks getting in the way or anything else.

I feel kind of triggered now, hell i wonder what would happen if i was there being his wingman an shit?

I will most likely be, my lazy ass self and half ass it while trying to help him but in the end we both screw up and both of us are either dead or going to die alone with the way we fucked up.

Its actually kind of depressing to think about it like that but then again thats reality working for you, i mean lets just imagine me an 18 year old highschool drop out getting one of the hottest girls in RWBY while helping the biggest dork in the series trying to get love?

Forgot to mention that said highschool drop out is a virgin and is very bad with woman.

I mean i can talk to them thats easy, but flirting with someone i just met i dont know how to do that with friends thats different since their your friends nothing more nothing less, then theres hitting on girls that im terrible with i mean i tried once ended awkwardly as said girl walked away saying that i was just some freak.

Not a good confidence booster now is it?

Especially with someone with my statue, yeah im tall at least 6'1 and a bit, with a big enough shirt i do look like i have some muscle but then you get to my gut and theres just a bit poking out to say hello, i try to suck it in but it just doesnt seem to work for me much standing up straighter though sometimes helps but sucking my gut in fro long enough and i feel a little dizzy, i feel like i should go see the doctor about that one.

Anyway not the point either way im not really hottie material now am i not to mention my curlly ass hair makes it look like i have an afro growing slowly off of my head, but i like to keep it short like trimmer cut short number 3 but sometimes i go for a number 2 for summer. Then theres my face im not the healtheist person as my black heads would detest to that then theres my glasses, not nerdy just a pair of thin black framed glasses that fit over my blue and greenish eyes.

Not only that but i also have the start of goatie on my chin that i actually want so im not complaining about that since its a beard i want a beard therefore i will have a beard.

All in all do i really seem like the type of guy to be getting and i quote 'all dem bitches'?

I all answer for you nope i dont soooooooooo there goes that idea of helping jaune considering he looks a whole lot better than me i mean come on even if he looks like a lanky mother fucker at least he can take a fucking punch or in cadins case a mace and still get up, me id go down and i'd stay down unless i was angry then well lets say shit gets whack yo!

Sigh all in all hes better and im worse end of story.

Still being in remnant would be fun if you think about it, i mean come on your in a world filled with badass looking monsters that get killed by even more badass people look at qrow he is the basic form of badass then you have ironwood my god he is a walking talking form of military badass, jesus christ look at zwei for fucks sake that pups so mother fucking badass he gets hit and with fire and launches in the air like a cannonball and slams into a walking talk metal gundum and obliterates the thing and comes out with a lopsided smile and a scratches his ear and acts like nothing happened.

COME ON PEOPLE THAT IS BAD ASS RIGHT THERE!

Then you have the girls, jesus christ dont even get me started.

The woman there are beautiful and i mean "holy shit thats your baby sister!?" hot, lets give some examples here shall we?

First you have yang the badass brawling piece of damn that make you think twice before even looking at her hair, shes one of the main characters and with the way rooster teeth have designed her let me say this DDDDDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM SON!, Seriously her character models are perfect, awesome and just well really makes her hot in both a literal and metaphorical sense considering her semblance and all.

Then we have the mysterious and quiet and calm looking faunus blake, she got a booty like whoa, Then theres every other women there that are just as hot or even hotter, hell now that i think about it even the villians are hot.

Except mercury, he a dude i aint into dudes, like at all.

All in all the girls there are out of my league and thats it, i guess i think i dont actually know their preferences either so yeah, as they say 'everyone is different'

Sigh i need to sleep, seriously ive been up past mid night watching the new episodes and i got to get up early for work and all so i need sleep.

I quickly turned my ipad off and set it on my nightstand as i laid back on my pillow and closed my eyes as i fell asleep.

Dont know why but when i woke up i yawned, which is weird considering i dont yawn when i wake up and thats only if i had a good nights rest and considering i was up since 1 in the morning this is just too weird.

I stretched my arms and legs as i felt a couple of pops in my bones that made me shiver a little and groan as i wiped my eyes.

"Oh man that was weird"

I said as i opened and closed my eyes as i heard nothing but birds chirping wind and leaves rustling, i blinked a couple times as i tried to assess what was going on and i found my self in a forest on top of a pile of green leaves.

I wasnt naked by the way thank fucking god for that.

I wore a simple pair of grey camo army pants, a pair of black sneakers, a blue hoodded army jacket over a white t shirt.

Man this is some dream, i mean i can hear everything hell i can smell everything as well, weird dream, i placed my hand on my head and felt another apendage on top as i just blinked and felt it for a bit, feels like something else, i placed my hand on the other side and i felt the same thinig, so i chalked it up as a pair of animal ears not weird nope not weird at all.

Then i felt something swishing from side to side and looked behind me and saw a large fluffy brown tail looked allot like a fox tail now that i look at it as it just swished from side to side, wait if i have a fox does that mean the appendages on my head are fox ears?

Cool, honestly thats freaking awesome i mean come on who wouldnt want these things? I mean japan has people that want then and all considering if you've seen their maid cafes then theres rwby i mean discrimination against people with animal appendages thats not cool considering they are cool and all.

Hmmmmmmmmmm this is a pretty weird dream i mean everything looks so real and not fictional like i mean my ears and tail are a quite the evidence for this considering they feel so real and my tail is fluffy as all living hell i mean its just so damn soft, i just sat there as i hugged my own tail as it felt both real and fluffy and soft.

Sigh what i wouldnt do to have this shit in the real world.

I sighed as i just slowly stood up using the tree right next to me to keep me balanced considering my tail and all this feels really really weird and new as i know for a fact now that i have a tail and all its supposed to keep yourself balanced like most animals use them for.

I took a couple test steps as i tried to get used to the feeling of having a tail, i was shaky at first but after a while i started to walk lik how i usually did i then everything fell into place and all.

Wait if this is a dream and i have this fox stuff do i by chance have a 6 pack?

I quickly lifted my shirt as i was greeted with no 6 pack but the same some what of a gut that ive had for a long time.

Well that was disappointing, i shrugged and sighed as i pulled my shirt down and stretched again as i felt a little stiff.

This dream is getting pretty weird and all, i mean come on i feel like i just woke up, wouldnt you find your dream weird if you felt like you woke up in it?

I looked around for a bit as i found a note where i was sleeping in the leaves and picked it up and read it as it said

You are not dreaming

What a weird thing for a dream to have, i mean why would you tell yourself your not dreaming when your in fact dreaming, makes no sense at all.

Unless if i chalk up everything thats happened in the sudden time from of my sudden wake into said dream then that would make sense i guess?

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm looks like im going to go with the good old fashion am i dreaming pinch.

When i pinched my arm i pinched hard, cause well i never expected this to be not a dream and all might as well try dont you think?

*PINCH*

"OW MOTHER FUCKER!" i yelled as i quickly covered my mouth as my eyes widen, that hurt that actually totally seriously hurt. With a shakey breath i looked at my arm and the area where i pinched my self and watched as it slowly started to turn red.

Oh no, this can not be happening, no am at home sleeping this is just a dream just a hallucination yes thats what it is my friends gave me weed and maybe they put horse tranq's in them yeah that seems ledgit i mean their my friends and they love to fuck with me some times.

Yep just hallucinating in my bed going bat shit crazy yes, its not like im in RWBY or anything i mean come on that would be just well stupid and stuff, i mean i havent even seen any grimm so yeah im not in remnant or anything.

*growl*

I stopped my sudden thought of this being a delusion and slowly turned around as my eyes widen as i saw a 7ft alpha beowolf standing there looking all mencing as all living fuck as it glared at me and lick its lips?

I gulped as i slowly looked at the piece of paper again and read it once more

You are not dreaming

Oh sweet mother of shit i dont think im dreaming, i looked back up at the beowolf as it growled at me, i slowly took one step backwards and quickly turned around as i gaped it the fuck out of there!

Now it was awkward after the first couple of metres as i was still getting used to my tail and maybe it was the gravity here but after a bit i wasnt so awkward as i ran as fast as i could while i heard the howling of the beast behind me as more howls followed it as heard the grunts of the grass floor being stomped on as i heard the wild and ragged breathing of the boewolf behind me as i quickly vaulted over a log and kept running as i knew for a fact the beowolf was on my tail.

Not literally but you know what i mean.

Breathing to me got more harder as i felt my chest was about to explode as my muscles burned in pain from my constant running but i had to for the fact is if i stopped i might actually possibly die here, that basically means i dont actually believe im in remnant unless i see some proof.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

I heard as i looked up from the trees as i saw one jaune arc flying through the air.

And theres my proof, i hate foreshadowing myself, i really do and as much as i'd to rage at myself for the predictions of pure stupid coincidence im still running from what i believed to be a now evolved version from not one beowolf but a pack as i heard even more stomps of the grassy ground as my indication of the reason of my prediction.

Now if you'll excuse me and allow me to run for my life now i would very much appreciate it.

Suddenly i actually manage to run in to pyrrha mother fucking nikos as she had the deathstalker on her ass, like in season one.

"Hi" was all she said as i was too busy being scared and was running away along side even though my body did not enjoy the pains that come from strenuous activity like running but hey less complaining more running!

Suddenly we actually broke our way into the bigger clearing as me and pyrrha were bashed in the back via deathstalker as we went flying towards the group that would soon to be teams JNPR and team RWBY the main character's of the show.

Now as muchy as i enjoyed myself being bashed in the back by a deathstalker and tumbling along the ground in pain i had finally had the time to actually breath while my chest, legs and feet burned in utter and stupid pain.

So as i laid on my back looking in the sky i took notice the sun was just lined up directly at me face, so what do i do?

Well i obviously cover my eyes with my hand, so i did that but what i found was something i never thought would happen to me and i think i was running on too much adrenaline to even notice this but when i moved my right hand to over my face i in fact couldnt feel it in fact i couldnt even move it at all so i took one look at my arm as i looked at it and saw that it completely and utterly limp for any better word.

So this lead me to believe i have in fact dislocated my right shoulder therefore leving my entire arm completely limp.

So i did the only thing i knew what to do groan in annoyance and in light pain as i could actually slowly feel the pain seeping in as i knew my adrenaline was going down.

"Ok not doing that again anytime soon" i bit out as i managed to push myself up into a sitting position as i blinked and just watch the drama unfold on itself and lets just say that watching from this POV is a whole lot better considering you could just feel the emotions of panic worry and sadness just weep off the souls, well then again im here in remnant so yeah maybe i shouldnt be enjoying this or i could give off the feeling of psychotic fuck wit ready to to create more dramatic bullshit you know like a midage housewife with no life and shit.

As i watched the small little "let's get moving" i couldn't help but be, well myself in this situation.

"Uh yeah hello could i like oh i don't know get some help here!?" i shouted as everyone stopped their moving and looked back at me as i waved.

"Uh yeah i think i dislocated my arm and i need some help to get up so could i get i dont know some help here you know if you could ever be so kind" i said sarcastically as they all looked at each other.

"Hold up who are you?" give the ice bitch an award for asking stupid questions in the middle of a hostile area with very little time to talk as the deathstalker is about to free itself oh wait shit.

"Nows not the time just help me up will ya, that bugs about to get free and we need to move now!" i said as yang ran over and pulled me up with my other arm as i now stood up and i have now confirmed my right shoulder has been dislocated.

"Ok lets see if this work stand back will ya darling this is going to hurt" i said as yang stepped back quickly while initiated the spencer method of fixing my dislocated shoulder.

I jumped and landed on my dislocated shoulder as it pop back into place

I grunted and groan in pain as i gritted my teeth and actually felt my right arm now and the ability to actually move it as well came back, thats good, i quickly pushed myself up and stood back up as i rolled my shoulders as my dislocated shoulder cracked a little in place.

"Alright *grunt* lets a go!" i said as i started to run off as i noticed everyone just stared at me.

"what arent you coming?" i asked as they shook their heads

"Yeah but arent you going to get your chess piece?" asked the very observive ren as i realised that these guys actually think im in the initiation.

Well shit as they say "might as well"

"Just chuck me a random piece and lets get out of here!" i said as jaune quickly picked something upa nd threw it to me.

I quickly caught it and looked at it as i saw it was the white pawn.

I feel like this should be ironic for some reason but i also feel like i should care less for the why and run for the reason of not dying!

"Thanks blondie now book it people!" i shouted as i started my tyring sprint as i ran past the deathstalker as everyone i think followed behind me, wait why are they following me i dont know where the hell im going at all even if ive watched the episode allot i still have no idea how the hell im going to get to that temple.

Oh hey ruby joined me cool, i watched as she ran in front of me as i quickly followed her along until well call me charles uncle heres the temple thing.

Guess they really did follow the clearings path.

I actually felt happy that we were nearly done with this until some "friends" turned up as the same pack of beowolves from before stood in the way towards the bridge leading to the temple thing.

"BEOWOLVES!" ruby shouted as he pulled out creasent rose in all of her gloryful badassness, i nearly had a nerdgasim but nows not the time. I watched as she sprinted forwards in a blur as the beowolves were slashed in half as i ran right past her, to bad i had to skid to a stop as there standing at the middle of the egg shaped looking temple was that god mother fucking damn alpha from before.

*growl*

"We meet again" was all i said as i gulped and felt sweat roll down my face as it growled and charged towards me, i quickly ignored my pained chest as i ran back towards the other end of the bridge as i forgot about something important.

Like fore example oh i dont know the nevermore breaking the bridge right under me as i ended up free falling and slamming on top of the never more as i quickly yelled in fright and grabbed a hold of the feathered fuck's feathers.

I gritted my teeth in fear as i felt the nevermore fly right into the air honestly this could of gone a whole lot better but either it was this or the alpha so i choose you feathered fuck.

Ok heres that feeling again from before like i forgot something again.

"FIRE!" ooooooooooooooh yeah the flying projectiles that can kill me at any minute while im on top of this thing.

Damn it

I gritted my teeth as i pulled myself along towards the neck of the nevermore as it sqwuaked in and shook itself a bit like it was trying to get me off, i ignored it as i waved my hand trying to catch their attention.

*BANG BANG BOOM BOOM BANGBANGBANG!*

"SON OF A BITCH!" i yelled as i ducked under the projectiles as they either flew over me or hit the nevermore as i gripped the feathers on the nevermores neck harder as as i tried not to get hit.

Son of a bitch could they at least oh i dont know aim! Cause it looks like they're just spamming the X button in the middle of a quick time event!

"God damn it by the time they kill this thing they'll be going to jail for my homicide!" i said outloud as i tried to think of somthing to screw with the nevermore and then saw its eyes.

Alright i got something problem is i dont have any plan if i fall, so here goes nothing.

I manged to shimmy myself upwards its neck while dodging the flying projectiles as i was at the base of the mask of the nevermore, i sighed as i held my left hand out as i looked at my finger nails, they look more well actually they were more claw like than anything else, well thats convenient.

I sighed and took a deep breath in and slide my body to the side of the nevermores neck as my right hand gripped the feathers as my legs held themselves tight around its neck as i held my left hand out completely straight and flat like i was about to karate chop someone and as fast as i could and flung my hand stabbing it straight into nevermore's biggest eye on the left as it went straight through, and i mean like "hand up a cows ass" straight through.

Oh god i nearly puked if it wasnt the fact the nevermore screamed so damn high that it made me dizzy oh man gross, i felt my hand went in deeper i noticed the nevermore was heading straight to the cliff side, i need to pull out so when i did i didnt expect to latch and pull something along with me as it felt like it was the literal size of a soft ball that i for some reason gripped onto.

Either way as soon as i pulled out i regretted as my arm stunk like fucking fish guts and my entire blue coated arm was covered in black blood as my hand held the soft ball size brain of the nevermore.

Do you know how i knew that?

Cause as soon as i pull it out the nevermore stopped moving in general and started to turn to ash in mid air as it didnt fly towards the cliff any more it was more like it was going to crash land into the damn thing.

So i did something i knew would always get me out anything dangerous or stupid.

Insult the english one more time, i could insult america but with their ections going on, why bother seriously why bother.

"Fuck the english" was all i said as i let go of the nevermores neck and decided to fall.

How unfortunate that my fall well fell short as i felt something tie itself around my waist and then a sudden pull as i went flying backwards until someone had caught me and landed on the ground as they dropped me.

"Well that was something" was all i heard as i looked at my blood covered hand as the brain i was hold was still there as it slowly turned to ashes, oh god its actually beating as well oh my god that is gross!

I felt my face turn green as i ran to the ledge and threw the brain into the clouds as i started to throw up over the ledge.

"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww thats gross!" i heard the adorable voice of one ruby as i just continued to vomit off of the ledge, oh you have no idea little red no idea at all.

That was the most disgusting thing i have ever done in my entire life, second would be accidentally eating that cat food oh god that was gross and im still vomiting.

You know this hurts right? Like hurts my throat and shit.

As soon as i was done i spat out the vomit taste and rolled away from the ledge and look back up to the sky, as it was soon shadowed out by a certain red caped girl.

"Are you um ok there" she asked me as i held up my kind of bloodied hand as the blood slowly turn to ash and gave her a thumbs up.

"Yep just trying to get over the fact i did that and the fact that i may or may be hallucinating all in all though i feel terrible" i said as i rubbed my eyes with my right hand as it was bloody and i think i might of got blood in said eye.

So theres not much wrong with me really, kind of just getting over the adrenaline rush right now

*growl*

I slowly sat up as i looked at the still alive alpha beowolf as it glared right at me, hes still not dead!?

"Ok quick question who didnt kill this thing yet!?" i yelled as i looked at them as they all seemed to shrug.

"We thought it was your kill so we didnt really touch it, you know to be respectful and all" yang said as i looked at them like they were crazy.

These girls are going to save the entire world? Fuck the hell no i aint relying them anything if there like this.

"Look as nice as that is please kill the damn thing!" i shouted as ruby nodded and pulled out creasent rose as she fired and i watched with a smile as time seemed to slow down as the bullet went straigh past the beowolfs head, making my smile seem a bit too forced.

"Little red why havent you killed the thing yet?" i asked in nice sweet voice as she looked like she was panicking.

"But i aimed for the head let me try again" she said as she fired missed

"One more time" miss

"Alright i've got it this time" miss

"Oh come on hes right there how could i miss dont worry whats your face i'll get him again" miss

"The names hamish by the way and are you missing on purpose arent you?" i asked blandly as she blushed at me and looked embarrassed.

"What no im just mis-i mean i uh im just test firing my baby you know trajectory and stuff you know get a good idea od the land and how i should killit and all" oh my god another church in the making i can just see it and its horrible some please stop this!

"Ok sis i think you should stop this lets see if cant do anything" yang said as she stepped up to plate as she cocked her arms making her shotgun bracelets click into place.

She quickly threw a fist up as she launched a red firework like bullet out as it went straight past the beowolf.

"Oh you are kidding me right? not you too" i said as i groaned as she looked even more embarrassed than ruby as she just tried again and again as she just missed, hell the alpha fucking yawned in the middle of the of the shots as they just kept missing.

"Ugh allow me to show you how its really done you nitwit" weiss said as she stepped up to the plate as she held he raiper up and summoned a bunch of icicles and fired them directly at the beowolf as my eyes widen as i watched as the icicles bent out of the way of the beowolf as if it was repelled.

"What but thats impossible!" weiss yelled as she continued to launch icicle after icicle as they still missed and ever time i watch in curiosity, yeah im serious about this, every single time the icicle went towards the beowolf and just went around it like it was redirected.

Wait oh your kidding me no oh god here i go theories in coming and done.

"Oh my god your kidding me!" i yelled as i jumped up stunning the rest of the girls as they were looking at me.

"What? Im sorry but im trying my best here" yelled weiss as i shook my head at her,

"Sorry not you the beowolf!" i said as i pointed at the beowolf as everyone looked in confusion hell even the beowolf did, now that actually helps my theroy very much.

"What are you talking about its just an alpha and thats it" weiss said.

"Thanks for the observation there ice queen but allow me to explain first, now before you go off at me with the questions allow me to say this i am not apart of the initiation i literally just woke up not too long ago, and when i did a couple minutes later this lousy son of a bitch was right there chasing the shit out of me with its pack, it could of attacked me at any time as i didnt really notice it at all but no it growl like how it did before to get our attention, now this leads to the big question of why the hell would it do it grimm are known to kill first screw the questions later, but this one waited for me to notice him, and with the fact we found a pack of them in front of the bridge, doesnt anyone think thats a bit oh i dont know weird considering beowolve are considered to be pretty dumb?"

Everyone looked at each other as they slowly nodded at my statement

"Your right, and as soon as we saw the beowolves we took them out easily but this one was on the other side alone and we forsome reason just ignored it or we didnt really see it as we just attacked the nevermore" blake said as her eyes narrowed.

"yeah your right, but what does it mean though?" ruby asked.

"Allow me to ask a basica question why the hell would a beowolf even an alpha move away from its pack?" everyones eyes all widen as they stared at the beowolf

"Why would a beowolf do that i mean i've never heard of that even our uncle has never told us about this thing happening and he tells us allot about how he killed allot of grimm and he taught us all about them well the basic ones but he never said anything about an alpha doing anything like this" yang said as ruby nodded.

"Well maybe i could shine a little bit of light on this shall i?" i said as i took a step towards the beowolf.

"I have allot of theories but some of them really just pop out you know, first would be this grimm is extremely intelligent as it gets bored hunting regular people and full on huntsmen and huntresses are basically out of its league so this one goes for the ones in training, and likes to have a challenge as it gathers its packs up and likes to trap them" i said as i took another step.

"But wont explain why the hell you girls kept missing your shots and so that leads me to my next theroy this beowolf is so intelligent that it likes to not only challenge itself but knows how to use dust gravity dust to be exact" i said as i could hear everyone gasp in horror.

"B-but thats impossible i mean mining dust is one of most dangerous thing to ever do and even so how the hell does it even know how to do it yeah this seems like this ones one of the more intelligent one but it couldnt be that smart to even do that" weiss said as i nodded

"Yes indeed and this leads me to one of the dumb theory's, someone taught this thing how to mine and use it and considering there are no reported grimm thats been found to be able to do this and for a fact a person taught then would be absolutely and utterly bloody stupid and who in their right mind would teach a grimm let alone a beowolf?" i said as it was true who in there mother fucking right mind would do that?

"And in this leads me to my 4th and more serious theory's is this beowolf has the equivalent intelligence of a child" i said as everyone seemed to pause as i was serious

"What the hell are you talking about that sounds even more idiotic then your last theory!" weiss said as i held my hand up

"Let me finish will ya, yes it seem pretty stupid but let me explain, this beowolf has eaten enough people that its gained its own soul and from that the intellegence of a child and tell me what does a child need more than anything in order to survive?" i asked as i looked at the girls.

"Food?" weiss said

"Play time?" yang said

"Nap time?" ruby said

"To learn" ah theres the intelligent blake

"Yes correct points go to the black haired girl!"i said with a grin and pointed at her.

"Huh?" was all ruby and yang said as weiss thought about it

"I dont get it, what are you implying?" weiss asked as i grinned at her

"Ah now heres a question though how does a child learn by chance and no stupid answers please" i said quickly dont need the stupid answers

"Books" weiss

"Parents!" yang

"Uh uncle?" ruby

"All of the above" blake

"Ah yes but no, a child learns by watching by following by testing by experience as that adds up so does the years as they grow they get smarter and smarter learning more and more as they dont stop as they test their limits as they ask questions that they dont have an answer to but soon learns how to gain said answer and they dont stop until they die" i said seriously as their eyes widen

"And think about it like this theres a reason why human and faunus are on the top of the food chain and its thanks to ability to learn and grow and if think about it bit like this, that beowolf right there has that same equal potential as a child as it's watched and learned over the years until it could be this intelligent"

Everyones eyes seemed to widen in both amazement and horror they realise what i really mean

"Oh oum" was all blake said as they all seemed to go pale

"But i know for a fact that this is utter bullshit considering my last theroy is going to be the most confusing of them all, and may shock you so here it is, this mofo's a damn huntsman/huntress in disguise!" i said as i pointed at the beowolf as its eyes seemed to widen.

"What thats even worse than the third dumbass theory!" weiss shouted, why is she giving so much damn hate, i mean come on its quite obvious dont you think?

"Yes it may seem even more farfetched but let me explain, this guy has a semblance that can transform into a beowolf an alpha to be exact and with that the leadership over beowolves all around, and the fact of the matter is its so damn obvious from my point of view that its burning to come out" i said as everyone looked at me like i was crazy

"Ok let me give you 5 things first that may help with this theory, first would be when it found me it growled making its presence known making me scared as i ran away and it howled making an instant pack of beowolves to follow him, now if it was an ordinary beowolf it would of killed me but no it let me run and thats where number 2 comes up, as soon as i met that red head that was running from the giant ass bug the beowolves stopped chasing me, why the hell would a pack of beowolves just run away from its prey unless it was ordered to, the third one should be absolutely obvious as you said the alpha is nowhere near its pack, now as dumb as they are they make up for it in loyalty to their own even the alphas i think, not to sure on that one but you know what here we go towards the next one" i said as i took a deep breath and pointed at ruby

"Fourth one was the fact you all missed"

"Ok your going to have to explain that one i dont really get that one like at all" yang said as the girls nodded along as i sighed.

"Well first we go with red, you have a sniper and i know for a fact as a sniper you take pride in your shooting dont you?" i asked as she beamed in pride

"Yep i havent missed for along time until now" she said as she was sad but yang pattered her head in comfort.

"Well how about i tell you that you never missed one shot at all?" i said as she looked up at me with confusion

"Out of everyone that shot the nevermore as i was on top of it i never had to dodge your sniper at all everyone else was waaaaaaaaaaaaaay off, so much so that i thought i was going to die viayou girls missing it" i said as the rest of the girls looked guilty.

"That still doesnt explain anything" weiss said quickly

"Uh but it does you see as she had shot tall dark and asshole over here, she missed and for a sniper like her that just never happens ever, but then blonde step up as i watched her missiles missed and things finally cleared up when ice queen went icicle throwing as i watch as every single one of your shots were redirected and bent right around the beowolf and that leads to my theroy of either it has so much control over its own aura that it could just cover itself in gravity dust and just activate a tiny bit as the shot was in an inch of its fur that or its aura control is so good that it could just guide the projectiles around itself at such a speed that it looks like everyone missed, and if your going to ask why im identifying the beowolf as an it, its because i dont know whether its a guy or girl, i just wanted to point that out before I continue " hey i dont want be known as the guy that called a girl a guy just by looking at them or the other way around as well.

"Alright that does seem to add up but what about the fifth theory then?" blake asked as she narrowed her eyes.

"Well its obvious i mean during my explanations of my theories i never stopped walking until now as you can see" i said as i indeed stopped walking as i was 2 metres away from the beowolf

"The fact the beowolf hasnt taken the time to move or attack should be an indication of my fifth theory being correct" i said as everyones eyes widen in shock.

Suddenly i heard giggling as i looked to the source and i found myself looking at the beowolf as it shook itself while i heard giggles appearing out of its mouth, then suddenly it barked an laugh that was loud as it looked like it was enjoying itself.

"Boy you are full of surprises you know that" the beowolf talked as everyone just had wide eyes except for me considering i kind of called it.

"Did that beowolf just laugh and talk?"ruby asked as the girls all nodded their heads up and down in unison as they were too much in shock as to what was happening at all, well thats what i think.

"Am i?" i asked with a smirked as the beowolf continued to laugh and nod its head as the beowolf started to shrink down as it started to lose its fur until it stopped shrinking and stood at 6'5 as the beowolf turned from beowlf to human well faunus.

"Well how do i look now" asked a woman that had bitch black short hair as he had a pair of black wol ears on her head as her skin was pure pale white as she was something of beyond a supermodel.

I actually had to blink a couple times as i tried to get ove something but i just couldn't look away from the fact the woman standing in front of my was completely naked as he hair seemed to cer her bust somewhat as everything down below was left out for the world to see.

"Oh god *cough cough* here take my jacket" i said as i took my jacket off and looked away with a blush, oh my god this is just embarrassing!

"Oh my well arent you quite the gentlemen" i heard her whisper into my ear wait she was just over there!

"Hmmmmmmm your quite the something you know" she as she grabbed my jacket and put it on as she left it unzipped.

At least it fitted even with her assets and all. No no no dont you even try and justify this, this person as she just to bait you.

I looked back towards as the girls as they had open mouthed expressions oh pure shock as they seemed to shocked to even believe it.

"Hey well what now?" i asked as i looked back at the now grinning woman as she looked at me.

"We go back to beacon obviously as you boy are coming with me, ozpin is going to have a field day with you and you girls will go back to the cliff now if you'll excuase us" i heard as the woman quickly picked me up and placed me over her shoulders like a sack of potatoes and suddenly she jumped and she jumped high and i mean we were on the top of the cilff high as she carried me along.

"As embarrassing as this is could you like put me down please?" i asked as she i heard her grunt a little.

"Nope" she said as i could tell she was enjoying this.

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