Kill La To-Love-Ru
Disclaimer: This is a short one-shot crossover fanfiction of To Love Ru with Kill la Kill. As for why I'm making this fanfiction, I had an idea that I simply cannot ignore. Not to be taken seriously.
Matoi Ryuuko, a teenage girl with dark hair with the exception of a single lock of hair which is red in colour, was dumbstruck as she stared at a pink-haired girl who had a tail with a heart-shaped tip, and had suddenly appeared naked in the barrel of heated water which served as a makeshift bathtub just moments ago, as she asked, "Who the hell are you?!" While not ashamed to be naked in the presence of another girl who is equally undressed, especially after recently being able to overcome her sense of shame due to wearing Senketsu, a living entity in the form of a dark-coloured sailor uniform made completely of a substance known as Life Fiber, Ryuuko also knew that it is not every day a naked girl literally pops out of your makeshift bathtub and cheerfully claimed that she had escaped successfully.
Noticing Ryuuko, the apparently ditzy tailed girl with a gorgeous figure that most girls would kill for and long pink hair that reached to her hips smiled cheerfully and replied, "Oh, hello! My name is Lala, Lala Satalin Deviluke."
Hearing the unusual name, Ryuuko blinked once and was about to ask more questions when she suddenly sensed the presence of two perverts whom she knew all too well. Scowling, Ryuuko turned her attention towards the two and yelled, "You two better get the hell out of here or I'll turn you two into women, painfully!"
Well aware that Ryuuko is a strong fighter even without the aid of Senketsu who can make her even stronger, the two perverts which included a young boy named Mankanshoku Mataro, and his father, Mankanshoku Barazo, quickly fled from the scene, but not before taking one last look at Lala's naked form. The two were grinning lecherously at the memory as they fled to prevent their respective "manhood mutilations".
-x-x-x-
"So let me get this straight, you're an alien from outer space that wanted to run away from an arranged marriage, and that you used your… Pyon-Pyon Warp-kun to teleport yourself to a random location which happened to be the bathroom. Did I get that right?" asked Ryuuko who was already starting to develop a headache.
Nodding, Lala who is currently dressed in only a towel happily replied, "Yup!"
Staring curiously at the tailed alien girl was Mankanshoku Mako, a girl at Ryuuko's age with short brown hair and arguably Ryuuko's best friend, who innocently asked, "So why did you appear naked?" Ryuuko blinked at Mako's query as the girl, whom even Ryuuko had to admit has an odd mind-set to put it mildly, actually had a point.
"Well, Pyon-Pyon Warp-kun can't teleport clothes with me when I'm using it. I'm still working on that bug," explained Lala.
When Lala made that statement, it is no surprise that Barazo and Mataro grinned lecherously and thought in unison, "I sure hope she never fixes that problem!"
Glaring at the two perverted males of the Mankanshoku household, Ryuuko sighed and said, "That aside, are you being chased because I need to know if we'll be expecting company to come here."
Tapping her lower lip, Lala replied, "Well, they will certainly try to find me but they may not come here anytime soon unless they have some way to track me…"
Suddenly, a childish voice spoke, "Lala-sama, are you alright?"
Immediately recognizing the voice, Lala smiled happily as she turned her attention towards a small robot with bat-like wings and swirls for eyes and exclaimed, "Peke-kun!" Hugging the robot affectionately, she added, "I'm so glad that you managed to escape too!"
Hugging back, the robot named Peke replied, "Yes, I was lucky that the ship wasn't outside this planet's atmosphere!"
Staring at the two, Ryuuko had to ask, "Ok, who's that?"
"Oh, right, you don't know him. He's Peke, an "All Purpose Costume Robot" that I made," explained Lala.
Shocked, as Ryuuko only knew that only Godrobes such as Senketsu could transform (this story is set before Sanageyama Uzu revealed that his Three-Star Goku Uniform can also transform, hence the lack of knowledge), Ryuuko had to ask, "Senketsu, is Peke a Godrobe like you?"
Equally shocked by the revelation, the one-eyed sailor uniform known as Senketsu replied, "No, that robot is unlike anything I've ever seen or even heard of before."
Suddenly, Lala threw away the towel she was wearing, to the delight of Barazo and Mataro who whooped in joy. Surprised at Lala's apparent lack of shame, Ryuuko was about to ask what was Lala doing when she heard Peke say, "Change Dress Form!"
Everyone stared in amazement as Peke transformed into liquid tendrils which wrapped around Lala's body to form a white dress with Peke's winged head forming her hat. Staring at Lala's changed state of dress, everyone was struck speechless before Lala asked, "So, how is it? Looks nice right?" While the Lala's current dress did not show much skin, it complemented her torso's figure in a rather flattering manner and had a girly cosplay-like appearance which made Ryuuko consider it as a rather embarrassing outfit in its own way.
Deeply impressed by Peke's ability to transform, Mako explained, "Amazing, your cute little robot really did transform into your clothes!" Suddenly, Mako had an idea and smiled at Ryuuko in an almost evil way which made her worry as she sweetly asked, "Oh, Ryuuko-chan…!"
-x-x-x-
Ryuuko was blushing furiously as she had just swapped clothes with Lala. Feeling ridiculously girly while wearing Peke, the delinquent girl swore, "This… this is even more embarrassing that wearing Senketsu's combat form!" The fact that the enture Makanshoku family were stifling their laughter at how positively adorable Ryuuko appeared, and failing quite badly at that, certainly did not help.
As for Lala, she was currently dressed in Senketsu and, lacking any major sense of shame, was somehow able to tap into Senketsu's combat form to its fullest potential even with only a little bit of blood for Senketsu to feed on. Flexing her hand, Lala was deeply impressed as she thought, "Amazing, I really do feel much stronger while wearing this!" Grinning, Lala continued to think, "I'm definitely going to give this power-up feature to Peke-kun the next time I customize him!"
The group never realized that they were being spied upon by a certain group who currently control Honnouji Academy…
-x-x-x-
Kiryuin Satsuki, a stern-faced girl with long black hair, was drinking her tea when she received a call from Inumuta Houka, one of her subordinates and a member of the Elite Four Student Council of the academy. Not even batting an eyebrow, Satsuki answered the call, "What is it, Inumuta Houka?"
"Satsuki-sama, there is something which I believe you should see," replied the blue-haired teenager. Quickly activating a video screen for Satsuki to watch, Houka explained to Satsuki, "It appears that we are not alone in this universe, Satsuki-sama."
Staring at the video image, Satsuki had to ask, "Houka, who is that pink-haired girl wearing Senketsu and why is Matoi Ryuuko dressed in… that?" It was taking all of Satsuki's considerable self-control not to grin at the ridiculously cute sight, although her lips did quirk a little into a small smirk.
Equally amused, although Inumuta Houka had the advantage of wearing blue glasses and had a high collar to hide his eyes and mouth respectively, he explained, "Apparently, the tailed alien intruder has a robot which can transform into clothes, and Mankanshoku Mako had the bright idea of swapping Matoi Ryuuko's Senketsu with the said robot. The results, are as what you're seeing right now, Satsuki-sama.
As Inumuta Houka explained the situation with Satsuki, the rest of the Elite Four were also watching the video. All of them were stifling their snickers at Ryuuko's embarrassing current state of dress. True, the idea of a technologically-advanced alien race that possess robots that can transform into potential combat uniforms is certainly a major concern, but it is not every day that the powerful transfer student is forced to wear something so girly and cute instead of the scandalous combat form of her Godrobe, Senketsu…
-x-x-x-
Ryuuko was groaning in humiliated despair as she swore that she would never wear Peke ever again. It was already bad enough that she was forced to wear Peke out of Mako's insistent request, but having to fight off two men with tails that have arrow-shaped tips, led by an armoured grey-haired swordsman named Zastin later who explained that Lala was the eldest princess of a galactic empire, while still dressed in Peke only made things worse. The real humiliation however was when Satsuki and her Elite Four took part in the battle and made no attempt to hide the fact that they found amusement in Ryuuko's predicament of wearing Peke at the time. The only small measure of comfort that she could take was that Lala was actually a very powerful alien warrior princess, even without the assistance of Senketsu. Needless to say, wearing Senketsu made her even more powerful to the point that she actually scared Satsuki and the Elite Four when she nearly destroyed Honnouji Academy with just a single blast of power form her tail. As such, they all agreed not to rub the fact that Ryuuko was dressed in Peke at the time in exchange that Lala does not wear Senketsu ever again. Speaking about Lala, Inumuto Houka actually asked for her hand in marriage while humbly kneeling on his knees as soon as he saw some of her crazy inventions. Knowing the information-obsessed nerd, Ryuuko honestly cannot say that she was surprised by his reaction.
Shifting her gaze upon Lala, who was currently cuddling onto Peke while sleeping in the nude, Ryuuko sighed, "I just hope that this won't become some kind of insane trouble that I have to deal with everyday…!" Alas, Ryuuko's prayer would not be answered, much to her dismay…
-One Shot End-
Author's Note: And there you have it, a To-Love-Ru crossover with Kill la Kill. Unfortunately, I have no intention of turning this story into a full story. However, this story can be adopted by anyone that wants to try turning this idea into a full story. I hoped that you enjoyed reading this one-shot and that you enjoyed imagining Ryuuko and Lala with their usual dresses swapped. Until next time!