I couldn't resist writing this piece of humour. My cousin made it up.

I don't own a thing.

A deep, resonating sound boomed across the empty beach. Yuan walked with the big walkman booming straight into his ear, seemingly ignoring it.

His usual outfit were exchanged with… green knee-socks, sandals, Bermuda shorts, and Hawaii shirt. Not to mention that his hair were loose.

"Yuan?"

Said half-elf turned around, just in time to see Raine staring at him, mouth agape.

He turned off the walkman. "Yes, dear?" he smiled charmingly, making the teacher flinch.

"Why are you wearing that?" she asked. "And why did you call me dear?"

"This? Because it rocks!" he punched a fist in the air, choosing to ignore the last question. "Care to join me for a walk? I heard there were ruins farther down the beach." he tempted.

"Ruins?" she instantly stood in front of him "What are we waiting for?"

"Right attitude." he flashed her a big grin.

And so they walked on.

Well, I don't know what exactly to make of it.

Will you please tell me? Please? (Do good puppy eyes.) Review? Please?