Stuck in the Warcraft Campaign
Author: I made this on a forgotten night for reasons I don't want to disclose!
Duckydoodles: Bored… So Bored Kicks Ear Bored Still bored
Piemaniac: Keeps pokes ducky saying Bored
Dragonpiie: Booooorrrrreeeeddddd
Duckydoodles: Lets go see what Ments up to
Mentiras: Stupid, Stupid Turtle
Duckydoodles: Drains a turtles Soul
Piemaniac: what can you do with a turtle soul
Duckydoodles: I wonder
Dragonpiie: I have the urge to smash that soul shard thingy!
Piemaniac: Ducky, What happens when you explode a Soul shard?
Duckydoodles: I've never tried it
Mentiras: Throws a cookie at soul shard it breaks
Duckydoodles: whats that smell!
Piemaniac: it was nothing… I hope.. Scout!
Suddenly lots of cool F-X like things happen lots of bad smells and suddenly the everything goes white
Currently At: Old Westfall!
Piemaniac: Hey I thought I burned this place down to the ground
Dragonpiie: you did!
Duckydoodles: were in old westfall!
Piemaniac: hmm Takes another soul shard and smashes it
Everything goes white suddenly
Currently At: Old Undercity
Duckydoodles: Cool a Alliance Palace… But I thought
Piemaniac: hey this place is suppose to be Horde Undercity!
A strange prince walks to Ducky
Mentiras: Stay away from King Ducky! Growls
Duckydoodles: what are you doing here?
Prince Arthas: Who are you strange people?
Dragonpiie: Steps up to the prince I am the captain and fleet master of The Alliance Army
Prince Arthas: Alliance? What is that?
Piemaniac: YOU ARE ALLIANCE!
Prince Arthas: No, Creature of the dark I am A human in heir to the throne of the Humans
Piemaniac: for your information I'm a nelf!
Prince Arthas: a nelf?
Piemaniac: … Night Elf!
Prince Arthas: I don't know what that is!
Prince Arthas looks down to dragonpiie
Prince Arthas: what are you tiny creature
Dragonpiie: I am a dwarf!
Prince Arthas: I've heard of your kind
Prince Arthas: what are you… so called "king"?
Duckydoodles: I am a Gnome, The king of the alliance town Stormwind
Prince Arthas: I see!
Mentiras: I am the Queen… we are at war with the Horde!
Prince Arthas: What is a Horde? I only fight the brutal, mongrels known as Orcs with their allies, the Ogres!
Mentiras: What about the scourge The undead the tauren!
Prince Arthas: the scourge plague my people… Tauren are peaceful!
Prince Arthas: you all know to much but how?
Duckydoodles: Wait Your Prince Arthas?
Prince Arthas: yes!
Duckydoodles: pardon me Takes the group over aside
Mentiras: what's this about?
Duckydoodles: Prince Arthas is a betrayer to the alliance he becomes part of the scourge and takes over northland!
Dragonpiie: we must do away with him!
They hold their weapons up to his neck
Prince Arthas: what is this guards Attack!
A fight starts it ends out with the city destroyed with Arthas Alive he ran away too!
Dragonpiie: Ducky… I don't think the scourge actually destroyed the city
Duckydoodles: why?
Mentiras: we just destroyed it!
Duckydoodles: Crap!
Piemaniac: the only way to get out of this is by playing it all the way through!
Duckydoodles: WHAT! Well to the next mission!
They leave then Jania, a mage and Uther, a paladin enter and see the destroyed town
Jania: I can't believe Arthas did this!
Uther: he is a monster we must kill him!
They Leave
Scourge enters
Arcamondis: Why is the town destroyed that was OUR job!
Ghoul: Arthas must have destroyed it!
Arcamondis: You're Right! And so was the Lich King!
They Leave
End of Part one!