Pines Law...or Attack of the meaches?
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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It was a beautiful day at Piedmont General hospital. Stanley Pines lovingly held his newly born great-niece and great-nephew.
Surly nothing could ruin such a heartwarming scene-
"-Enter Slenderman, Stage right." Mocked the eldritch abomination as he appeared invisible into the hospital room.
Slenderman cracked his knuckles, reached into another universe, and stole the bad luck curse from the Murphy family...and then gave it to Dipper Pines.
Slenderman laughed as the nurse dropped a soap just in time for Stanley to step on it, causing him and the twins he's holding to slip and fall out the third story window.
While the parents and Shermy cry and call for help...Slenderman continues to laugh as Stan and the twins get run over multiple times in the parking lot.
He then turns to the reader. "I know what your thinking...why spare Mable the curse?" Slenderman paused to laugh as a car flips over, crushes all three of them...and bursts into flames.
-The answer is simple: I have something 'Better' in store for her." Says Slenderman right before he walks 5 years into the future...
...5 years later...
A 5-year old Mable sighed as she watched her foster home burn to the ground...that was the fifth one this month!
"Tough day, huh little girl?" Mable turned around to see an ordinary food cart vendor. "Who are you?" Asked Mable.
"Why I'm Stanley Lenderman! Your friendly neighborhood pie seller...would you like a pie? No charge!"
"YES!" Exclaimed Mable excitedly. The Vendor smirked as he gave Mable a pie that she quickly devoured.
"YUM! I love it! What kind of pie was that?" Asked Mable.
"Meach Meat Pie...I'd start running if I were you." Said the Vendor as he quickly ran away laughing.
"Wait, what?" Asked Mable right before she was attacked by a swarm of rabid peach-like creatures...
...7 years later...
RUN DIOGEE! RUN!
Screamed the Pines twins as they rode atop their big dog as he took them safely out of the burning city of Manhattan.
"Annnd we can add New York to the states we are no longer allowed in." Sighed Dipper as he did just that. "Well...there's only one state left in America were still allowed to go...Oregon." Pointed out Dipper.
"Oregon?...Didn't someone say something about us having a relative their once?" Asked Mable.
….Meanwhile, at the Mystery Shack...
Stan shuddered. "Why'd you shudder just now Mr. Pines?" asked Soos.
Stan frowned. "I...Don't know." He admitted confused.
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Dipper shrugged. "Unless we want to go foreign...that's our best hope-
ROAR!
"Oh, no! The Meaches are back!" Screamed Mable as they ran like their was no tomorrow...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.
But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?
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