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Alfred is 15 years old and he lives in the USA. Matthew is 15 years old and he lives in Canada. Ivan is 21 years old and he lives in Russia.

Warning the start of phone sex between Alfred and Ivan will be in the next chapter.

Alfred's Instant Message Name Is Hero

Matthew's Instant Message Name Is Maple

To Get Money

By waterrain

Alfred Jones is a fifteen year old boy, he signed on, and noticed his Canadian friend happened to be online.

Maple, Do you speak American (^_^) or Do you speak Canadian (^_^)

Alfred, You know I speak English. I was an exchange student at your school for a year and exchanged Cellphone numbers/Instant Message Information.

Maple, Don't use my real name (-_- ) I was just joking about the whole do you speak American/Canadian. Take a chill pill.

Sorry, 'Hero'.

Anyway, Guess what Tv Show I watched online last night ^_^

Trailer Park Boys.

How did u know? Are you able to read my mind all the way from your home in Canada?

No, You called me up last night.

I forgot.

You tend to forget a lot of things.

Maple, Why do some people around the world think that American's put Canada's flag on their suitcases/backpacks/whatever?

I have no idea.

On my suit case ^_^ I have stickers of all of the flags in the world covering it, but of course The United States Of America flag sticker is bigger.

That is tacky having stickers on your suitcase.

So what? I plan on traveling one day…When I get bored and stuff I can look at my suit case trying to figure what flag sticker belongs to which Nation! It would be entertaining, Maple (^_^)

You could also buy a world map that does not have the labels of the countries and it would bring you less attention from other people that will wonder 'Why on earth does that person have a suitcase covered in flag stickers'.

It is easy to make someone look dumb. I don't care what anyone has to say about my heroic and epic flag sticker covered suitcase. I got to go now, Mattie…

Alfred signed off, he stood up, and sighed heavily while shaking his head. The blond American grabbed his suitcase and looked at the stickers on it.

"I'm sure he wasn't trying to make me feel dumb." Alfred commented to himself as he hugged his suitcase. "I want to travel the world someday, take photos, taste the local food, see the people, and everything else. I want to explore and see all kinds of things in life."

Alfred tilted his head and smiled brightly to himself. He placed his suitcase on the bed, laid down, and looked up at his ceiling. Alfred's cell phone ringed and he hit talk.

"Hello, Ivan."

"Hello, Sunflower."

"What do you want Ivan?"

"I want the usual."

"I have decided to up the price by a nickel."

"So the cost is now $5.05 for ten minutes, da?"

"Yep."

"I will make sure to send you the money through the mail, Sunflower."

"How long do you want the enohp xes to last, Ivan?"

"If you were to use a web camera, Sunflower. I'm willing to pay one thousand dollars or more per hour."

Alfred's blue eyes went wide in shock and he nearly fell off of his bed, but he managed to catch himself.

"Why would you pay that much?" Alfred asked slowly and he held the cell phone close to his right ear.

"I still have the one and only photo you sent me last year. One thousand dollars if you use the web camera, da."

"I'm not sure, Ivan." Alfred said in a hesitant tone and he wondered if he should or shouldn't use the web camera.

"Just think about my offer, Sunflower. Today I wish for the phone sex to last two hours." Ivan told him gently and he was not planning to pressure Alfred too much for that would more than likely back-fire.

"I'll start talking sexy in thirty seconds so be ready, okay." Alfred commented calmly, he laid down on his bed, and held the cell phone close to his ear.

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