One day when I was in the shower, I had an idea to make a tribute to the great Peter Chimera by making a series of shitty Ghostbusters fanfiction stories. Why? Because I was tired and I saw both films recently. Anyway, I promptly laughed my ass off at the concepts, and I eventually went ahead with it. Enjoy!
CHAPTR 1: TEH GOST PLAEC
teh goatbustrs were hangin in der placw when sudden;y teh gohat alrm went of!11 "OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG" went pert nevkman. "we must kil teh gost.." the black dood said so thy wehn to the ogotmobilr and g0ot in. "GOTOMBILE, OG OT THE GHOST PLACE" the dud with the glases sais. and it sled. off... to da goust place. wene da gosahbustss got to da g8ost plae, petre said "Okay this os da place. get ur prton oaks and go in!1=" so det got the protin pakcs and eent in. When inside they searc da aprtment ffor gohjts but theu fidn none when usdenly da GHOST APPEARD!!1!!!!1112/L2K34QWNHJRIPQWOUI Tha goht ayu "I AM THE GODT IN MAH GHSOIT PLACE. WHY YOU OME HERE?" Vekman sais "TO CAPTIRE TOU!1"
gshit sus "noooooooooooooooooo1" and he fled to the fro. ds gost bustrs went to dsa rof wher the gouae wenbgt after him.
dey wer on a rif ewns sudently d STY PUFF MARHMALOW MAN APOEAR!!!!!1111111 The Ghostbusrhs said "SGIT!"
And ndety trried t0o bust da gousdts. Aftre rad long whie, they busred dem!!111 adn det gyo hakc to da gost bustin lace and they put da gohjsits ind a contianemnt fzclityy. "HORJAY1. WE HABE VAPTURED GOST?!11\O2KM2NJEHIWBHYJL" The goshatbustreszzszs celgbreasts AND they had sex.
lololoijfv the dnd
Next one will be longer, I promise! Please, if you're going to review, either leave creative flames/insults, suggestions to make it even MORE crappier, or praise.