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Getting To Know You Chapter 1

"Well, this isn't acceptable!" my shrill voice pierced the morning air.

"I'm s-sorry, Miss. They are your rules..." a large man hesitated as he looked down at his feminine superior.

"THEN FIX IT! CHANGE THE RULES IF YOU HAVE TO! JUST FIX IT!" I glared into the male's small eyes with my own.

"B-but, Miss T-tetra..."

"JUST FIX THIS DAMN MESS, GONZO!" I was fuming.

I sighed harshly as I saw the bulky male rush towards his quarters.

"Wow... I guess she doesn't like newbies... But, it's not my fault! Well, I suppose it won't be too bad for me... I will get to see what Tetra is like. That's a plus, I hope. We'll just have to wait and see..." Link thought.

Storming off to my quarters, I dragged the boy in green with me. I could hear myself growling, and the young boy probably could too.

"U-uh... T-tetra...?" he stuttered.

"WHAT?" I hissed.

"N-nevermind..."

"Good, now shut up!" I muttered under my breath.

Once we got to my cabin, I thought I would give him some conditions for being here. Besides, no-one has been allowed to enter and I only just met Link.

"Okay, you're lucky I'm letting you in my quarters. You're the first one to see it, obviously not including me. But I have some conditions; first, no going through my stuff. Second, just because you're allowed to sleep here doesn't mean you can act all 'boyfriend-girlfriend' on me and touch me without permission. Third, you still have to obey like the rest even though you have a huge privilege. And fourth, never and I mean NEVER ever tell the rest of the crew about sleeping here, or anything that they might find interesting that I tell you! Okay?" Link winced when I spoke the last part louder than the rest.

"Yes, ma'am!" he saluted.

"Good. Now we better start writing this before I feel like tossing someone overboard 'cause I'm that bored." I sighed.

"So, what exactly do we have to write...?" Link asked.

"Well, the topic that was chosen randomly we have to write about... Ergh... A certain female and the crew chose..."

"Hm...?"

"Me."

"Really? But... But, what's the point if you're gonna write about yourself?" he jumped off the edge of my bunk and landed right in front of me.

"I know. That's why I was going off at Gonzo. Goddesses, I hate it when we have to do this sorta stuff." I pouted before Link laid his hands on my shoulders and shook me softly.

"Hey... Link, I told you not to touch me without permission..." I tried to say but the words wouldn't escape my wind-burnt lips. His hands were nice and warm, heating my whole body up.

The sudden increase in body temperature gave me goosebumps up and down my arms.

"Tetra, you cold there?" Link asked, raising an eyebrow.

"Nah, I'm fine." I said as I slowly peeled his hands off.

"Okay, so should we start now...?"

"I suppose so... If you want to..."

After a while of scavenging through my room of 'character', we finally found my laptop. But knowing my luck, it probably was out of charge.

After another 20 minutes or so, we also found the charger. Goddesses, that was hard.

"Okay, so now I need you to ask the crew what they want to know and write it down on a piece of paper," I explained as I booted the computer on, "Then come back and I'll answer them truthfully to you, then you'll type the questions & answers up. Got all that?"

"Yes, Tetra. I'll get started right away." He left the room in an instant with pen and paper in hand.

"Goddesses, I'd be lucky if I don't have to answer any questions about my bra size or who I like or so on... Far out, why me, goddesses, why?" I mumbled to myself as I logged onto the computer.

Back outside my quarters, Link rushed around the whole ship for questions from the crew. He jotted all of them down and smirked at the more perverted questions. Just my luck! Link came after about half an hour and handed over the question sheet. I read all the questions and made my hand make contact with my forehead numerous times. It was pure luck that I had about two weeks to complete the 'essay,' if it deserved that title, giving me time to answer some of the more in-depth questions.

"Great, just what I had to get, perverted questions!"

First story on FF, so R&R please and tell me what you think! ;)