I dont own Signs, It belongs the M Night Shymalan and all other participating names and logos,copyright you know the drill.
If I did own signs this would be the horrible crap out in theatres. After seeing the movie 5 times I snapped and started this story,
I dont know If Ill finish it.
Spoilers ahead, Ive modified some events and exaggerated alot of character traits.
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"grargh I have no reason to live I suck you suck Damn you GOD WHY HAVE YOU FORESAKEN MEEEEEEEEEEE"
were Graham Hess' usual morning thoughts as he got out of bed.
After the "incident" his outlook to every brand new shining day changed dramatically, the only thing driving him to get out of bed
was the flavor of lastnight's whiskey and saliva sitting in his dirty drunk mouth and forming a nasty taste that needed to be cleaned out.
Therefore he aided his stinky self to the bathroom to piss a couple pounds off and re-hygiene himself.
Merrill was still drained out from the night before; Graham is major asshat when he goes on his God-is-stupid-Im-taking-it-out-on-the-world-screw-everything
drunken rages. But after the "incident" Merrill was prepared to be there for his brother, no matter what,He knew it wouldnt be easy,but
damn these feelings of reliability and compassion, I mean, somebody has to help make sure Graham doesnt break down and seriously
hurt the kids or himself.
Even if it means getting shards of broken alchohol bottles flung into his back when hes turns around to run for the tazer.
He snoozed contently with not a care, knowing he had accepted this hard routine after the "incident"
Then an ear peircing scream came from the field.
Merril flew startled out of bed, and tripped on some pornos
"Stupid Kids probably found another wormy dead bird again" Graham thought as he was on his way to instigate
what had caused the scream
When they where both outside they frolicked through fields merrily searching for the children, Bo walked out into the clearing
"uuuuuuuh"
"Bo! what happened? why did you make me come out here to care ?" Graham asked
"uuuuuuuuuuuhhhh"
"what?"
"uuuuuuuuh Is this a dream"
"screw this wheres the other one"
Graham,Merril and Bo found their way to where Morgan was observing what happened.
"what Happened whats wrong?" Graham asked Morgan, concerned. Because duh If he didnt sound concerened Theyll whine
about how "Daddy doesnt love us" boo-hoo
"Are you blind or something"?
"No Im kinda drunk and my visions a little still blurry"
"Oh"
Morgan helped guide Graham's head to the crop circle and He strared in that direction for a while.
"Its Pretty"
"Shutup Bo"
If I did own signs this would be the horrible crap out in theatres. After seeing the movie 5 times I snapped and started this story,
I dont know If Ill finish it.
Spoilers ahead, Ive modified some events and exaggerated alot of character traits.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
"grargh I have no reason to live I suck you suck Damn you GOD WHY HAVE YOU FORESAKEN MEEEEEEEEEEE"
were Graham Hess' usual morning thoughts as he got out of bed.
After the "incident" his outlook to every brand new shining day changed dramatically, the only thing driving him to get out of bed
was the flavor of lastnight's whiskey and saliva sitting in his dirty drunk mouth and forming a nasty taste that needed to be cleaned out.
Therefore he aided his stinky self to the bathroom to piss a couple pounds off and re-hygiene himself.
Merrill was still drained out from the night before; Graham is major asshat when he goes on his God-is-stupid-Im-taking-it-out-on-the-world-screw-everything
drunken rages. But after the "incident" Merrill was prepared to be there for his brother, no matter what,He knew it wouldnt be easy,but
damn these feelings of reliability and compassion, I mean, somebody has to help make sure Graham doesnt break down and seriously
hurt the kids or himself.
Even if it means getting shards of broken alchohol bottles flung into his back when hes turns around to run for the tazer.
He snoozed contently with not a care, knowing he had accepted this hard routine after the "incident"
Then an ear peircing scream came from the field.
Merril flew startled out of bed, and tripped on some pornos
"Stupid Kids probably found another wormy dead bird again" Graham thought as he was on his way to instigate
what had caused the scream
When they where both outside they frolicked through fields merrily searching for the children, Bo walked out into the clearing
"uuuuuuuh"
"Bo! what happened? why did you make me come out here to care ?" Graham asked
"uuuuuuuuuuuhhhh"
"what?"
"uuuuuuuuh Is this a dream"
"screw this wheres the other one"
Graham,Merril and Bo found their way to where Morgan was observing what happened.
"what Happened whats wrong?" Graham asked Morgan, concerned. Because duh If he didnt sound concerened Theyll whine
about how "Daddy doesnt love us" boo-hoo
"Are you blind or something"?
"No Im kinda drunk and my visions a little still blurry"
"Oh"
Morgan helped guide Graham's head to the crop circle and He strared in that direction for a while.
"Its Pretty"
"Shutup Bo"