The Galactic Cosmopolitan magazine

by Nyotarules

It is Earth date 2275, the end of the third and final, five year mission for Kirk and his crew. The editor of 'Galactic Cosmo' wants to interview the main crew about their daily lives. They have asked the public to submit questions, so what do people want to know about the famous seven and their friends?

1. Chapter 1

Disclaimer – If I could claim Star Trek as my own, I would

Snoring (verb) – making a snorting or grunting sound while asleep

Question 1 – Do you snore when you sleep?

Lt Pavel Chekov, Chief Navigation officer – Operations division

'I do not know, but Jaylah believes there are bees in my room at night'

Lt Hikaru Sulu, Second office & Chief Pilot – Command division

'Ben says I sound like a fog horn when I sleep. That's cos he always wears me out"

Lt Commander Montgomery Scott, Chief Engineer – Engineering division

"Me! Never! No matter what Charlene tells ye, I sleep like a wee bairn"

Dr Carol Marcus – Chief Tactical officer – Tactical & Security division

"No, I do not sound like a warp engine, no matter what Kirk says"

Lt Commander Nyota Uhura, Chief of operations – Operations division

"Yes, who doesn't and my husband likes it, says it helps him to meditate"

Dr Leonard McCoy – Chief Medical officer – Medical division

"Well, the wife requested Xtreme noise reducer earplugs for her birthday. Says it was a logical present..So what does that tell ya!"

Captain James Kirk – Commanding officer - Command division

"I'm too busy pleasing my lady to sleep (wink, wink)"

Lt Commander Spock – First Officer & Chief Science officer - Command & Science division

"I have no comment on the matter."

Author's Notes - My silly muse is engaged, hopes it wakes up the other muse