Disclaimer: I do not own X-Men Evolution. Or any other characters in this.
I got this from an episode of the Simpsons, "Krusty Gets Kancelled", and an episode of Robot Chicken with Chucky from "Child's Play" and Buffy. I know, I know, I'm unoriginal. But, hey, you wondered why it got cancelled. And this is why.
Why X-Men Evolution Was Cancelled.
It is a dire situation. The X-Men have finally felt their most humiliating defeat at the hands of the Brotherhood of Mutants. Most of them aren't even conscious for this defeat.
They've been strapped to a bomb, and it's set to explode in a half hour. Not that it matters, since most of them have been depowered.
"Wow, I never thought defeating you losers would feel as good as this!" Quicksilver gloats.
"Not like they can hear us." Wanda comments. They even have Lance tied up for siding with Shadowcat.
"I wish it could've ended differently." Mystique laments, looking at her foster children. "But you left me no more alternatives. Brotherhood!"
They line up.
"Let's get out of here." She orders. "On our new jet."
She holds up the keys to the Blackbird.
"Yo I call shotgun!" Toad says.
As they line in, Blob nonchalantly chucks an empty soda can on the road before the jet takes off. The clock on the bomb ticks off, when, suddenly, a mysterious figure shuts it off.
"It's time to take out the trash."
Up in the sky, the Brotherhood discusses their future.
"Y'know, I think I might miss those X-geeks." Quicksliver says. The others give him a strange look. "Not!"
They all laugh.
"Whatta ya wanna do first, guys?" Toad asks.
"Ooh! Let's raid the-"
The plane suddenly jolts so quickly everyone is heaved out of their seats.
"What the hell was that?!" Mystique yells from the pilot seat. Toad looks out the window, and all, or whatever, color there was drains on his face. He looks as if he just sh!t himself.
"No. No! Dear God, no!"
He jumps into Wanda's arms, and she drops him on his butt.
"Freak." She mutters under her breath.
"What was it?" Blob asks.
"It's, it's..." Toad stammers. They look out the window, and they each look horrified. On the wing, it's...
"CAPTAIN PLANET!"
Yes! Captain Planet, protector of the planet Earth and the ecosystem. He's got Fred's can, and he looks mad as hell.
"YOU PIGS!" He screams. He runs up the wing, jumps over to the pilot's side, and punches through the glass. He starts punching Mystique in the face with the can.
"RESPECT! MOTHER! NATURE!"
Mystique loses all control of the jet, which is just as well since Planet has stolen the controls. It swerves madly into the mountainside.
"I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS, PLANEEEEEEEE..."
Are Mystique's last words as the jet explodes on impact. Back over at the bomb, Captain Planet has finished untying the X-Men, who are now awake.
"Thanks, Captain Planet!" Shadowcat says.
"We're Americans. We deserve clean highways." Planet proudly says. "Now then. Remember, the power is YOURS!!!"
And with that Captain Planet flew off into the sunset, to right more wrongs against Mother Nature.
"GO PLANET!"
...
"And that, my students, is how Season 5 would've gone."
Professor X has just finished reading the unproduced script for "X-Men Evolution: Season 5", and he looks very ill from having done so. As do the rest of the X-Men. Some look sick, some look angry, and Storm is bleeding from the nose. Multiple raises his hand.
"Yes, Jamie?" Charles asks, as he is now burning the script.
"Holy sh!t, no wonder we got cancelled."
THE END.