A/N: This is an art trade with abbylilwolf on deviantart. (: She asked me to write a Germany x Prussia fic, AND WHO AM I TO DISOBEY. Anywhore, I loved writing this, and I hope she enjoys reading it! Also, to the other people reading this, I hope you enjoy it as well! (: By the way, I'm going to be making this several chappies! You heard me right. I should be working on HSS, but I just have to start new stories before finishing one! I'm actually in the middle of chapter 4, so don't worry!

Sorry for any mistakes, typos, etc.

P.S - This might turn to M.. but it's all up to abbylilwolf. :D

Also this song fic is based on, When I Get Home, My Wife Always Pretends to Be Dead by Miku Hatsune. I swear as soon as I heard that song I instantly though, GERMANY AND PRUSSIA! xDD Also, I changed the lyrics slightly just to make it fit. Like she is now he, but I left the wife part in, just cause. :P

Happy reading ya'll~!

When I open the door

there's my wife collapsed

With a kitchen knife sticking out of his back

The carpet's all bloodstained

If a stranger saw this , they might faint

"Gilbert, I'm home!" Ludwig called out, as he closed the door, stuffing the house keys into his pocket. He set his suitcase down on the ground and took off his coat and hanged it in the closet. He looked around and noticed it was quiet.

Too quiet.

"Gilbert, are you here?" Usually he's met by a happy albino running towards him and hugging hima and saying how much he missed him, and it hardly gets this quiet, unless the Prussian was up to something. "Gil-" He stopped as he walked into the living room. There was Gilbert, laying face down on the carpet. With what appeared to be a kitchen knife sticking out of his back. He looked around the living room. There was a huge bloodstain on the carpet. And footsteps covered with blood coming from the kitchen leading to Gilbert. He sighed.

'Mein gott, thankfully I convinced Feliciano to not come over today or he'd start screaming and crying and calling the police..'

I calm myself down

"Looks like the clean up will be tough today."

I laugh.

And still face down but looking satisfied,

Kesesese, my wife laughs.

'Deep breaths Ludwig, it's not real, don't panic, he's fine.' The man thinks as he looks at the knife in his.. wife's back.

Ludwig rubs Gilbert's head, and feels him nuzzle into the touch.

"Looks like the clean up will be tough today, huh." The tall German chuckles.

"Kesesese." Ludwig hears as he looks down and sees his "wife" as Gilbert wants him to call him, looking up at him with a grin. "You wash the bloodstains out this time!" He got up and ran into the kitchen to get the cleaning supplies.. still with the knife in his back. Ludwig stared blankly at what just happened, and began to shake his head. A small smile grew on his usually stoic face, "Just a normal day.. I wonder what'll happen tomorrow."

When I get home my wife always pretends to be dead,

What kind of death he'll have tomorrow,

I can't even begin to imagine!

A/N : Next chapter coming out tomorrow er today.. it's 1:02 in the morning.. so like, during the evening? xD Gah I'm confusing myself! Anyway, I actually have an easier time writing this! Also, this story will have about 2 more chapter I think. If I'm correct. I don't even know. xD