Prolog

When I woke up I was scared. Who wouldn't? The first thing that I saw was Lucius f*ucking Malfoy. The blonde s*it is just staring at me, his face blank, void of any emotion, but in his eyes I can see... Happiness? Holy... Okay, too much swering for something that doesn't even have an hour. My head turned to the left. I really hate my new life, but maybe Malfoy Senior won't bother me seeing that I'm Draco's twin. Maybe it wouldn't be that bad.

5 years later

Okay, I take everything back. I hate my new life. The only good thing about the situation is that whatever deity is now laughing at me got my gender. Oh yeah, it's f*cking hilarious. Laugh at me. I sighed. Let's sum it up. In the first two years Malfoy Senior was just ignoring us. But! There always is but. In the third year my… My magic started acting up. And did you know that in the forest resides very rare creature? No, then now you know. It looks like dragons from How To Train Your Dragon exist here, but are hidden. Oh, how I wish I could do the same. Coming back to what I was saying. When my magic acted up (don't ask, I don't want to remeber), the first thing that happened was… DUN DUN DUN! The small typhoomerang felt my magic. It somehow got inside the manor and kidnapped me. Lucius and some of his friends searched for me for three days. When they found me it was time to meet the Momma Dragon a.k.a Jinnie the Second. She just looked like angry Jin from BTS, don't judge me, it's true. And the fact that in my past life I was an avid K-pop, Harry Potter, anime and drama fan isn't that important. Really. But coming back to reality, Jinnie the Second is stunning. White head with white horns, orange/red eyes and her body blue-colored. Her son (who suspiciously reminded me of the tallest of beagle line from EXO) was more dark. So to show that I wasn't harmed I touched the snout of little Channie. And like that my „father" got a heart attack, and I gained really hopeful ally. Suck it up Harry! I have a real dragon. And if I can „tame" more of HTTYD dragons even Voldemort wouldn't be stupid enough to attack my army. I cackled evilly.

- Emiliana Rosena Malfoy! It's unheard of a Malfoy lady to cackle!- Narcissa Malfoy nee Black said to me.

I just stuck my tongue to her. You all just watch! I will be the most evil and beautiful Overlady that ever set foot on this f*cked up planet. Smiling evily I watched Narcissa sigh. It's not my fault that you have crappy parenting skills. And where is Malfoy Senior? He promised me that cute little bunny plush. And new dragon egg from Knockturn Alley. Sometimes being Death Eater is exhausting.

- I don't know what to do with you- said Narcissa.

- Don't do anything, like always. Appa said that you should just focus on teaching Draco. The only time that you can actualy spend time with your son is when appa is away- just don't add that I could see my twin everyday.

How much I like to tease the former Black lady.

2 weeks later

And daddy dear didn't give me the bunny plush, but he somehow managed to buy a dragon egg. How I don't know. Some things are better left unsaid.