Hi Guyz! This is my first Fanfic! So take it easy on me , I am a huge fan of Harley Quinn and Joker! You may be wondering , Yeah , Yeah , just cuz Suicide Squad came out. No! I have been a fan since the Animated Series! So enough of my Chatting. LETS BEGIN!

I arrive at Arkham nervous and Anxious. " Okay Harleen , you could do this." I say to myself as I enter the building. " May I help you?" The receptionist asks. " Yes , I am Harleen Quinzel. I was told to meet Doctor Gearmo here?" I ask.

" Oh yes. Harleen , he'll be here in a couple of seconds." She tells me. As she finishes some paperwork we see Doctor Gearmo walk down the hallway into the room we are in. " Harleen , very nice to see you." He says extending a hand.

" It's very nice to meet you to Doctor Gearmo." I say professionally. " I will be showing you your office." He tells me as we walk down the hallway.

" This is your office." He tells me opening the door to the office. " Doctor Joan Leland will be showing you around the place." He tells me as I nod. " You should find her in her office , her office is just two doors down from yours." He tells me.

He exits the room and I put my suitcase on my desk. I exit the room and walk to Joan's office and knock. " Come in." I hear a woman say.

" Oh yes Harleen." She says as soon as she sees me. " Doctor Gearmo said you'll be seeing me. I of course will be showing you around the place." She tells me as we walk around the building.

I walk to a patients cell , I look in to find a neon green haired man leaning on the wall. He stalks towards the glass and looks at me. That's when I notice the tattoos on him. His hair was slicked back and his teeth were metal.

" So this is the infamous Joker?" I ask as Leland walks my way. " Yes." She says. She continues on with her talking on Arkhams safety precautions , but I'm too caught up with looking at him.

" Like what ya see Toots?" He says. I look at him and blush as he winks at me.

I walk away as he returns to leaning on the wall. " This is Poison Ivy." Leland states as I gasp at her apperance. Her skin was green and her hair , ginger.

Her cell was filled with plants. We move on to the next cell , Mad Hatters. It was filled with pictures of a blonde haired girl in a blue dress. Alice , he was very fond of her , " Where's my Alice?" He asks. I look at Joan to see her shaking her head.

" He's been asking everyone this." She says. We move on to Riddlers cell , which had graffiti in it , riddles as always.

We then move onto the cell I had first been to , The Jokers. He looks at me and winks at me again.

" This is The Notorious Joker." She states , as if she never told me to begin with.

" I want him to be my patient." I state turning to Joan as she looks at me shocked. " What?" She asks. " During my phone call with Doctor Gearmo , he said I could pick any patient of my choosing. I pick The Joker." I state.

Joker walks up to the glass at the mention of him. He watches us in amusement as we discuss.

" But your new here and everyone he's been to sessions with either have been killed or never got information out of them." She tells me.

After a couple minutes of discussion , with a very amused Joker watching , Leland gave in.

" Fine. You may have the Joker as a Paitient." She tells me as I smile.

I walk into Arkham the next day nervous , today I had my first session with the notorious Joker. " Doctor Quinzel!" I hear Doctor Gearmo call. " Good morning Doctor Gearmo." I say as he nods.

" I hear you've chosen The Joker as a patient." He says as I nod.

" I just want to wish you luck on your first session" He says smiling as I return a smile. " Thank you." I say as I walk into my office.

I had only five minutes until my session fully began so I grabbed my coffee and walked down to the session room. As I sit down in the chair I hear a knock , " Come in." I say politely.

Two gaurds enter with Joker and roughly push him down into the chair. " Careful." I say as The Joker looks up at the gaurds with anger and evilness.

" You may leave now." I say. " Doctor Quin-" They protest but I interrupt. " He is in a straitjacket , he can't hurt me. You may leave." I tell them as they nod and leave.

" Hello Mr Joker , My name is Doctor Harleen Quinzel and I will be assigned as your psychotherapist Doctor." I tell him. He doesn't say anything he only scans my body up and down , stopping at my chest for a few seconds then moving up to look into my eyes.

I shift in my chair uncomfortably. " Nervous Doc?" He asks me. " No. It's just that your my first." I say but then totally regret it as his eyes widen. " I'm your first doc?" He asks. " Your my first patient." I stammer.

He smiles at my embarrassment.

" You know what they say , you never forget your first." He says as I blush. " I'll make sure I'll make it unforgettable." He tells me as he grins.

" What are gonna do today?" He asks me quickly. " I was thinking that we should start out by talking about your past." I say as his grin goes away. " I wanna talk about your past doc." He says.

" Mr J , That's not what this session is about." I say as he shifts in his straitjacket. I hear him murmur things as he shifts in it and the chair.

" Mr J? Are you uncomfortable?" I ask him as he looks up and grins. " Yes doc. This thing is killing me." He says. " Maybe I could take it off , under one condition , you tell me about your past and it stays off. Deal?" I ask.

" On my mothers life." He says raising his pinned hand in a salute.

I get up and walk over to him and unbuckle his jacket. It falls off freely to reveal him , when I see him I gasp at the tattoos he has. As he stands up to stretch I notice he's much taller than me.

His head darts in my direction as he begins to stalk my way. " The thing is doc , I don't give a damn about my mother." He tells me as I eternally curse myself. He then grabs me as his hand begins to snake up my skirt.

I whimper as he touches me. " My question is doc , why such a pretty little thing like you walking around in this tight skirt?" He asks. His hand edges closer to my pussy.

" St..Stop." I say trying to shove him away. He begins to leave trails of kisses down my neck as his hand stops at my inner thigh. I eternally sigh in relief as his hand stops.

" Mr..J Stop , let me go.." I say , my breathing hitching.

He lets me go as I sigh in relief. " I'm sorry doc..you just look so good.." He says. I hear a knock at the door and I jump. I look at the time and sigh , it was time to end the session.

At least I have another session with him in three hours.

I had been assigned with another patient , Pamela Isly , aka Poison Ivy. I had a session with her 30 minutes after I had finished with Joker. As I walk into my office I grab set Jokers file down , noticing that I actually haven't read the damn thing.

I sigh picking it up. It read:

REAL NAME: UNKNOWN

AGE: 30-40

WEIGHT: 150 lbs

PROFESSION: CRIMINAL / GANGSTA

BACKGROUND: UNKNOWN

ASSAULTS : 1st DEGREE MURDER , 2nd DEGREE MURDER , 3rd DEGREE MURDER , ASSAULT , ASSAULT WITH WEAPON , KIDDNAPPING , ATTEMPTED RAPE , RAPE , ROBBERY , TERRORIST THREAT , HOMICIDE , SUICIDE , ECT.

As I look at his paper what catches my mind is that he attempted rape and raped someone. The case said it was a woman of the name of Angela. I never really thought of the Joker himself trying to rape a woman.

Hes a maniac , of course I would. He almost assaulted me , I scoff , holding in my laughter.

Whyd I think it was funny? He alsmost ..touched me.

I shake it off and close his file. I open the file of Poison Ivy. As I look I noticed that she had to do with a failed experiment with a doctor she had been in love with.

I close her file and make my way down to our session room , to begin my session with Poison Ivy herself.

HEY GUYZ! Hoped ya loved the chapter! Yes Poison Ivy is in this.. I mean Who would Harley be without her?

Next chapter will be longer !

- Harlequinn x Joker