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"Dude." Wally whispered to Dick, watching Alfred out of the corner of his eye.
"What, Wally?" Dick asked, not looking up from his science fair project, that he had been working on for three days now. Wally agreed to help, but this new obsession of his was getting in the way.
"I think Alfred is really just Tim Gunn in disguise." Wally whispered.
To this, Dick shot his head up.
"You watch Project Runway?"
"Yes, but that isn't important, I think he's seriously Tim Gun!" Wally said. Just then Alfred walked up to the two boys.
"Do you have enough construction paper for your project, Master Dick? I am about to go to the store" He asked.
"Um, I have a few more sheets." Dick asnwered.
"Very well than, make it work." Alfred said before turning on his heals and leaving. Wally stared, mouth open.
"You catch flies that way, you know." Dick said, continuing on with his project.
"DUDE, Seriously, You can't doubt it, that's Tim Gunn!" Wally practically shouted.
"Dude, that guy is practically my grandfather, I think I'd now if he consults fashion or not." Dick rolled his eyes. Just then Alfred returned.
"Oh and before I forget, I just finished the modifications on your and Master Bruce's costumes, though I will never understand why you chose suck popping colors." He said before really leaving this time.
"Alfred, Tim Gunn, enough said(1)." Wally smirked.
"That's crazy," Dick shot back, "Alfred doesn't even watch the show.
"Oh yeah?" Wally asked, then ran from the room.
"HEY, AL, WHO WON FASHION WEEK THIS SEASON?"
"ANYA!" Alfred hollered back.
"See, what'd I tell ya?" Wally smirked yet again.
"Shut up dude."
A/N: Alrighty, so my bud AliceNekozawa was over at my house the one day for a sleep over and while waiting for my dad to come home we watched one of our most favorite, Project Runway, and just for kicks I said "You know what I think, I think Alfred is just Tim Gunn in disguise. Funny thing though, we were watching the credits and Gotham City, New York actually had something to do with the show. Well we were texting today and I finally decided to write this.
(1)= Original description for this story