Demyx- Hi! I'm Demyx, and welcome to...Demyx's Corner, where we talk about things I like to do! Today, to start out, we are going to give every Organization member a nickname! We'll start with...Xemnas!

Xemnas- Shut up, Demyx.

Demyx- Okay, so Xemnas's new nickname is...

Xigbar- *cough* Mansex *cough*

Xemnas- Xigbar!

Demyx- Xemmy! Say hi to Xemmy! Okay, for the next one, Xigbar!

Xigbar- Ugh...

Demyx- Xiggy! Say hi to Xiggy! Now, for Xaldin! Ooooohhh, this one's a hard one...

Xaldin- Of course.

Demyx- *hmmm* Din-din!

Xaldin- What the--

Demyx- Now, for Vexen!

Vexen- Can I return to my studies, now?

Demyx- *ignoring* Vexy!

Lexaeus- Me next, huh?

Demyx- Lex-however you pronounce it! His nickname is...

Lexaeus- It's pronounced Lex-ay-us--

Demyx- Lexy!

Saix- Have fun with mine, kid.

Demyx- For Saix...this one's hard...Moony!

Saix- What the fuck, Demyx?

Demyx- Shame, Moony. Such language around Roxas!

Saix- *grumble*

Demyx- Okay! Now for Zexion!

Xigbar- *cough* Emo *cough*

Zexion- Can it, Xiggy.

Demyx- Zexy!

All other members- *snicker* Sexy Zexy *choke*

Demyx- Okaaay! Now for Axel!

Axel- If it's stupid my chakram's going up your a---

Demyx- *cutting off* Muffin!

Axel- Where did that come from? Who the heck is writing this? You got a problem with the sexy here? What the fuck is with MUFFIN?

Demyx- Shame, Muffin! Such language! Sit!

Axel- Shut up. Larxene, can I borrow a knife?

Larxene- No.

Demyx- Okaaaaaaaaaaaay! Now for...meeeeeeee!

Xemnas- It's only fair that we name you.

Demyx- Okey dokey!

All members- *mumble mumble*

Xemnas- We have come to a decision! You, Demyx, are now...

Demyx- Yaaaay! Now for Luxord!

Xemnas- Huh?

Demyx- Luxy!

Luxord- Demyx---

Demyx- Time for Mar-lux-ya!

Marluxia- It's pronounced Mar-loo-ja.

Demyx- Watevah, flower boy.

Xigbar- Dude, you got SERVED!

Demyx- Now for...Larxene!

Larxene- Don't even, Demyx.

Axel- Don't even, Demyx.

Demyx- Larxie! Now for the last Org-dot member...

Roxas- I don't exist.

Xigbar- Welcome to the club, kid.

Demyx- Roxy!

All members- Lol, Roxas! You're a GIRL!

*lightning*

Larxene- Shut up and go away, I'm sick of your shit.

Demyx- And this concludes the first episode of...Demyx's Corner!