BEST INTENTIONS
WOW: wild. Dean has his own unique interpretation of animal welfare …
Disclaimer: I don't own him
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"What's wrong Dean? We're having a nice day out, chilling out a bit; and you're antsy and irritable, like you can't wait to leave."
"It's just … I wish we hadn't decided to come to the zoo Sam. I'd forgotten how much I hate zoos. All those wild animals stuck in cages, looking sad and bored. It ain't right."
"But this is a good zoo, Dean. They do conservation and breeding programmes."
"Yeah, okay, but even so …"
"The staff are well-trained and they love the animals."
"Yeah, maybe …"
"So they're going to notice that meerkat you're hiding under your jacket. Put it back."
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