"Are you sure this is a good idea, Tony?" Jeremy whispered as Tony snuck him out of his room.
"Absolutely." Tony nodded then reconsidered. "Well, possibly."
It was midnight and Charlie and Clint were sound asleep, thanks to the sleeping pills Tony had put in their drinks at dinner. Tony lifted the sack over his shoulder and Jeremy followed him as they tiptoed downstairs. Since Barton had moved into the Tower with Charlie and Jeremy, Steve and Natasha had also joined them. Jeremy loved the Avengers all living in the Tower and, thanks to Tony, they were currently engaged in a prank war.
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Tony joined the Harrison/Barton clan for breakfast almost every morning, pleased to have a semblance of a family. Clint had to leave early, skipping breakfast, and getting into the elevator. He came back up an hour later with an unamused look on his face. Jeremy and Tony shared a look and giggled quietly.
"Did you two put fifty pounds of birdseed on my car?" Clint asked them, crossing his arms over his chest. Charlie choked on her orange juice as they burst out laughing.
"You weighed it?" Tony asked, chuckling.
"There's a dozen pigeons on my car!" Clint groaned and Charlie erupted into laughter.
"I'm sorry." She snorted as he tried to appeal to her to get the boys in line. "But that is funny."
Clint sighed in defeat and chuckled softly. "I'm going to get you, Stark."
"I'm terrified, Legolas." Tony shoved a piece of waffle in his mouth and smirked.
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"Mr. Barton, Mr. Stark has asked that if you are here to retaliate that you do not harass his suits."
"Wouldn't dream of it, Jarvis." Clint replied with a smile, even though the computer couldn't see him. "I just wanted to see if I could use his shower. Charlie's in ours."
"Of course sir."
"Thanks." Clint went into the bathroom and found Tony's shampoo, dumping some of it out and carefully replacing it with a liquid from a different bottle. He made sure that it was exactly the same as when he arrived then slipped out of Tony's apartment.
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When Tony stepped off the elevator with a hat, Charlie quirked an eyebrow at him. "You never wear hats."
"Just feel like it today." Tony replied. "Where's Jer and Barton?"
"Jeremy's doing his homework and Clint'll be back in a minute." Charlie put her glass in the sink.
Clint came up behind Tony and took the hat off as he walked past him. "How's it goin', Tony?"
"Oh my God." Charlie gasped when she saw Tony's hair. It was bright purple.
"Very funny, Bird Brain." Tony chuckled. "It's a good one."
"Mom! I need help with my home-" Jeremy came into the kitchen and doubled over in laughter, clutching his sides. "You look like a raisin."
"Is that so?" Tony opened their refrigerator and rummaged through it, pulling out the can of whipped cream and uncapping it. He sprayed it at Jeremy and covered his face and hair with it before Jeremy got away.
"Really?" Charlie groaned. "With the whipped cream?"
A/N: Well, I decided to have some Tonery and Harton prank wars start. No one in the Tower is safe. (Maybe Bruce is but probably not.) Leave a review if you'd like or a request for a prank. I'm always open to suggestions.