Author's Note: It's 4:18 AM. I haven't slept yet. I wrote this thing out of boredom.
Draco catches Hermione in a bad mood.
In the Library…
"Granger, you have a huge pimple on your nose."
"Malfoy, your whole face is a pimple."
"Shh. Quiet. I'm reading."
In the hallway…
"Granger, I think I actually like Pansy"
"I guess it's time you know that Blaise and I have been dating for two years now…"
"That wasn't funny."
In the living room…
"Granger, in the next wizarding war, remind me to hide in your hair, okay?"
"M-hm. Your cowardly Slytherin friends will be staying there too."
"Don't say bad words, Granger."
While shopping…
"Granger, you look hideous in that dress. Try the other one."
"I can't recall asking for your opinion, Malfoy."
"I gave you my opinion for free; now go try that green one, you ungrateful little…."
At their Honey Moon…
"I will be the father of the three most charming Slytherins in Hogwarts."
"All the ugly people in Hogwarts are from Slytherin. You're included."
"How dare you!"
In the middle of the night…
"Granger, can you lower the thermostat? I'm freezing here."
"That's not my problem."
"I hate you."
In the morning…
"Granger, where's my wand?"
"In the fridge."
"SCORPIUS!"
Over a cup of coffee…
"Scorpius got sorted into Slytherin."
"Let's blame that on your ugly genes."
"Your genes are uglier!"
While trimming the hedges…
"If I'm a ferret, that makes you a she-ferret…."
"I am so engrossed in this topic."
"..or maybe a ferretette."
While giving Crookshanks a bath…
"I've always hated your cat"
"It hates you back"
"It reminds me of Weasley"
Before going to bed…
"Granger, you disgust me."
"You disgust me too."
Goodnight! Beans.