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The Two Little Keyblade Weilders and Seipher
Roxas: (singing) House House. Building a house. Try To Break In, I'll stab you in the chin
Sora: Uh I can't believe I'm building my own house. I mean, I have groupies for that!
Sora Groupie 123908724: SORA I'LL BUILD YOUR HOUSE!
Rule Enforcer: (Knocks out groupie with pan) Observe The Rules! Rule 2: Build Your Own House. No Groupies Can Build It You Lazy Slackers!
Sora: Darn. But It Doesn't Matter! My house will be so cool, that you guys will bask in it's glory!
Seipher: Riiiiggghhhhttt
Roxas: (Still singing) House House. Bulding A House. Try to take my brick, I'll stab you with a stick
Seipher: Gosh Roxas, you're violent
Roxas: (Still singing) House House. Building a house. Seipher shut up or I'll choke you with a cup
Seipher: ...You do that kid
Sora: Does anyone have any chocolate?
Willy Wonka: I DO!
Sora: Okay I need a lot of chocolate
Seipher: Why?
Sora: For my (happy music) CHOCOLATE HOUSE! (confetti drops from sky)
(All silent except the singing Roxas)
Roxas: (Still singing) House house. Building a house. Chocolate is yummy. Inside my tummy.
Seipher: Yeah, well, my house will be made out of (drumroll) LEGOS!
(All silent except for the singing Roxas)
Roxas: (singing) House House. Building a house. Sepiher is dumb, cause his LEGOS are...dumb
Seipher: YOU USED DUMB TWICE!
(Roxas gets evil look on his face)
Seipher: You know what? It's totally cool.
Sora: OH MY GOD! LEGOS ARE SO STUPID!
Seipher: NO! LEGOS ARE TOUGH!
Preschoolers: He's right he's right
Roxas: (Singing) House house. Building a house. I know I'm not wrong, cause I'm wearing a thong!
(All silent)
Sora: Let's just work...
(HOURS LATER)
All: The houses are done!
Sora: CHOCOLATE HOUSE GO!
Seipher: LEGO HOUSE GO!
Roxas: BRICK HOUSE GO!
Yugi: EXODIA! OBLIDERATE! GO!
(All whack Yugi and Exodia knocking them out)
Sora: Not after all the work we did (Z-snap)
(DURING NIGHTTIME)
Ansem: Must...make...lives...miserable
(Notices Houses)
Ansem: HEY! THOSE ARE THE HOUSES OF SORA, ROXAS, AND SEIPHER! How do I know these things? I am Ansem (dramatic music)
(Runs to houses)
Ansem: Oh my god...a house of chocolate. I bet I know who's this is (knocks on door) SORA SORA LET ME IN
(Brick gets thrown out window and hits Ansem on the head)
Sora: SHUT UP I'M SLEEPING!
Ansem: OW! You little Shizz! Then I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll...actually I can just eat my way in (Takes out half the house) Mmmmmm good
Sora: AHHHHHH! (Jumps off house to Seipher's house) SEIPHER!
Seipher: (Dancing) Cause you know that I'm Toxic...
Sora: (Opens door) SEIP- (Sees Seipher)
(AKKKKWWWAAAARRRDDDD SILENCE)
Seipher: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
Sora: ANSEM IS COMING! ANSEM IS COMING! (Dramatic music)
Ansem: (Eating Sora's house) Gosh Sora the idiot. Building a house of chocolate. God have pity on his stupidity (Walks to Seiphers house)
Seipher: WE NEED A DISTRACTION! I GOT IT!
(Puts sign in front of his house saying: IF YOUR NAME IS ANSEM, THIS IS NOT SEIPHER'S HOUSE! (Sora helped paint this sign))
Sora: THIS WILL TOTALLY DISTRACT HIM!
Ansem: LEGO house huh? (Looks at sign) Wow...another genius...
Sora: I THINK IT'S WORKING! I HAVE A GOOD FEELING!
(Seipher knocks on door)
Sora: Okay feeling passed
Ansem: SEIPHER SEIPHER LET ME IN
Seipher: NOT BY THE HAIR ON AXEL'S HEAD
Axel: (Comes out of closet door) I thought me and you were a secret!
(Akward silence)
Ansem: Then I'll...(grabs hammer) BREAK YOU HOUSE AND MAKE A LEGO MAN WITH IT!
Seipher, Sora, and Axel: AHHHHHHH! (Jump out of house and run to Roxa's house) ROXAS!
Ansem: (Breaks house) I am so happy I went to college. EVIL COLLEGE (dramatic music)
Roxas: (Singing) Food, food. Cooking food. Don't like your meat stick, I'll kick you in the-
Sora, Axel, and Seipher: (Burst into door) ROXAS!
Roxas: Hey guys! Want a meat stick?
Sora: No Time! Ansem's coming! (Dramatic Music)
Roxas: Hey Axel! I though you and Seipher were a secret
Axel: We were a secret (Seipher blushes)
Sora: SHUT UP! ANSEM IS COMING!
Roxas: Just stay calm!
Ansem: Oh my god! A BRICK HOUSE! A NOT STUPID PERSON LIVES HERE! (Opens door and shakes Roxas' hand) Thank you for not being stupid. (Shuts door) Now, ROXAS ROXAS LET ME IN!
Roxas: NOT BY THE LACE ON MY PRETTY PINK THONG!
(Silence)
Ansem: I don't know if I want to blow down your house now...
All: YAY
Ansem: But what the heck!
All: Crap
Ansem: I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll-
Ansem's Mother: ANSEM! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
Ansem: Uh...hi...mom
Ansem's Mother: I HAVE BEEN WORRIED SICK! HAVE YOU BEEN OUT DESTROYING THINGS AGAIN?
Ansem: Mom! Come on! I'm on buisness!
Ansem's Mother: NU UH! YOUR COMING BACK HOME AND YOU'RE GROUNDED MISTER! (Pulls Ansem by ear)
Ansem: OW OW OW OW OW! I WILL BE BACK!
Roxas: (Singing) Hero Hero. I am the hero. I got rid of wrong thank to my pink thong! (Stops singing) Well that was easy right guys? Uh...guys?
END
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