MTV Unplugged 2.0 by Uncle Ruckus
(Disclaimer: I do not own any of the songs in this fic. All songs are parodies of works by Lauryn Hill, except the last two being Bob Marley)
Chapter 1: Introduction
"Oh, no! Not y'all! Can we put all the niggas in the back?!" I shout out to the audience. I chuckle a bit, but in all seriousness I really wanted the Negroes in the back or gone for that matter.
"Ok, well, uh my name is Uncle Ruckus, no relation and this is my representation of MTV Unplugged 2.0 by that crazy bald-headed monkey Lauryn Hill. She was wrong for telling such lies about our almighty white man. But um, these are songs that very few people have heard about my philosophy and wonderful life lessons that I've learned. And if you have trouble hearing the words, please raise your hand, because it's very important that you beautiful white people hear the words. (tunes guitar) This first piece we call Mr. Negro. We all set? Okay.
