Okay, this is not a porno, So all you sickos leave. This is a Sonamy in which Sonic and Amy become engaged, and that sets off a chain reaction, and dark secrets are released…
AMY IS THE CENTERFOLD
CHAPTER ONE:
Proposal
Sonic quivered, he feared to imagine what Amy would say. The two sat at a table in a five star restaurant. The most expensive in Station Square. Amy was eating a cheese cake. And Sonic had barely touched his German chocolate cake. Instead he sat there shaking, with his right hand clenched under the table. In his hand was a blue box. What was in the box?
"Sonic are you alright? You haven't eaten a bit! I was afraid you were becoming anorexic…" She said, looking down worried.
"Yeah… you are…" Sonic answered.
"What did you say?" Amy asked.
"Uh… nice dress…"
"Okay… You've been quiet all night… And you're pale, are you coming down with something?" Amy was starting to get worried about him.
"Um… wanna, go home?" He asked.
"Okay…but first can we stop by the video store and rent some movies?" She replied.
"Anything for you Amy!"
Sonic stared at the romance movies. He wanted to learn how to propose, so he decide to learn from the classics. "Hm… When Harry Met Sally? No. Sleepless in Seattle? No. These are all chick flicks! I'm gonna go rent Die Hard!" Sonic walked off to the action section, but was stopped by Amy.
"Honey, how about this?" She showed him the case to Garden State.
"Seen it. Chick flick."
"Every love movie is a 'chick flick' to you! I think you're just bottling up your inner women!"
"Inner women? Yeah right! I'm pure dude! You've seen IT, it's at least twenty inches!"
"Twenty inches! Ha! Your naked all the time, and no one has ever seen IT. It's microscopic. Besides, everyone starts out a female. The boy gene has to be added."
"You and your "science" I hate science! Besides! Why would you want to date a girl!"
"Uh… yeah, well you see… I've never dated a girl before… nope… that's not me, I'm a pure straight, gay hating conservative… hehe… fine I'll put the movie back." Booyah! I always win… Eeeeek! What am I thinking I need everything perfect for Amy!
"Uh… babe, you can get it."
"Oh thank you!" Amy said, wrapping her arms around Sonic and kissing him. Score! She's happy again!
"Fine, you get that, then I should get a porno!" Sonic joked.
"I hate porno's! They're dirty and degrading to woman! Any girl who is in one must be really desperate!" Amy snapped.
"Alright geez, it was just a joke, I didn't mean any harm by it, besides, I wouldn't date any girl from a porno. You're right, they are too desperate." Sonic said, Amy looked down.
"Thank you for letting me rent this movie Sonic, it was great!" Amy told Sonic.
"Listen Amy… We've been together for a long time, and well… I think it's time, time that we, well…" Sonic got down on his knee and pulled out the blue box. "Amy Rose… Will you marry me?" Sonic had finally proposed.
" Oh Sonic…" Tears started to run down her face. "Of coarse, of coarse I'll marry you."
"I love you, and I'll love you to the day I die." Sonic said.
"Oh Sonic… it hurts…"
"I know, it hurts that now you're getting older and you can't stop it…" He started.
"No Sonic, it hurts…"
"I uh… I uh… don't follow…" He answered confused.
"It hurts, down there."
"Amy Rose, you have been diagnosed with Herpes." The doctor announced.
Okay, that's a weird ending to a chapter, but if you like screwed up love story comedies, read the next chapter. Please review this, oh and I love a good flaming. Mmmm flames…
NEXT CHAPTER: Amy is the Centerfold!