CH.1: i want to be a monster hunter!
A thin woman dragged herself along a beaten dirt path, her head held low "oh come on Darius why do we have to go so far!!" she whined to a lean man wearing wearing purple scales crafted from garuga hide. He adorned the ring known has sword saint piercing. On his back he carried an epitah blade and a frost edge on his side , two buckles holding the shield and the epitah blade togethor.
And his short,wavey brown hair and chiseled face made him a handsome man "because I dont feel like risking my life just to save you from an hour of walking!, your not living the life of a noble anymore" The girl clearly wore a purchased full vespoid U and a honeycomber strapped to her back. She groaned and let her curly violet hair fall past her shoulders has she reluctantly trudged with a new complaint every step of the way.
She stopped her musings an hour later when she realised Darius was an expert in ignorance "hey Darius" she asked. "What" he replied uninterested "umm.. wheres the ladys room" She said quickly-her face heating up. Darius stopped walking abrubtly. He covered his face so she wouldn't see his features scrunched up in the effort not to laugh. "err...just go behind a bush or something". She looked at him has if he lost his mind " I am a proper lady and I will not..." Look you go behind a bush or wait until we kill the khezu and go home" he interupted, agitated
"I hate the wilderness" she said but dragged herself to a clump of bushes. Darius walked over to a nearby rock and plopped down on it breathing heavily. He didn't like to admit it but carrying around all of his equipment wasn't has easy and Rosane thought. "AHHHHHHH" Rosane screamed, Darius lept to his feet, epitah blade in hand, he rushed to the tree to find her scared out of her skin by a velocidrome. He heaved his blade and disembowled the velocidrome before in a quick uppercut of the massive blade
Darius walked back to the rock dragging his stained sword slightly off the ground. "where are you going?" Rosane called after him "dont you have to go?" he replied. She quickly turned a bright red but put on her best look of arrogance "just hand me some new clothes" she demanded putting has much venom into her words has she possibly could. Darius stopped for a moment and turned around slowly grunting with the effort not to laugh. "HAHAHAHAHAHA" he howled out unable to contain it,he soon found himself rolling on the ground holding his side.
"whats so funny" she demanded, "i didn't pack you any clothes". But instead of getting angry she let a smile catch her lips. "you know what that means.." she said in a in a dangerously sweet voice..
*10 minutes later*
The two entered the cave, Rosane shrugged "the khezu should be here right?" she said shifting the purple scales on her armour" and how the hell do you wear this stuff?" Darius now only clad in his boxer shorts shivered through the icy chill in the cave "o-oh i-i g-get around" he said through chattering teeth. He stared down at the floor to see some droplets falling form the ceiling but when they hit the ground they didn't splash they evaporated leaving a trail of heat.
Darius looked up slowly to see a large white blob attatched to the ceiling. "R-Rosane load up your g-gun" Rosane began to answer but was cut short by the shriek of the khezu has it prepared to fall. "RUN!!!" Darius shouted has he jumped only inches away from death...
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Part 2: welcome home
Darius splashed into a puddle on the cave forgetting the cold and grime that chilled his body. "Hold this" he said heaving his epitah blade torwards her. "say wha-AAAH" she yelled has the heavy weapon hit her, forcing her to the ground. Darius unsheathed his frost edge and ran to the khezu's side just barely avoiding its bite. He leaped torwards its back and jammed the sword into its leg. the khezu shrieked in pain but its instict kicked in and attached its tail to the ground while a blue crackling aura surrounded the ghostly flesh. "oh crap" Darius gasped,leaping out of harms way.
"umf" he grunted has he tripped over a large rock he look down to see Rosane squirming and struggling beneath his sword. "just what the hell are you doing down there!" he yelled "oh no i just like to be crushed against your stupid sword" she mumbled. The khezu stopped glowing and its mouth sounded the familier crackling of electricity. Darius stood there terrified,awaiting his death, BANG!! a shot was heard. He looked down to see Rosane still on the floor but with her gun in hand. He shifted his attention to the khezu to see his epitah blade flying through the air and through the dimlight he saw a scorched dent in the anchient blade.
SPLAT!!, the khezu toppled to the ground the masive chunk of metal lodged deep into its brain cavity. The khezu gurgled slightly and died "you saved me" he said smiling at her. She smiled back "you owe me" she replied. He turned and began to leave the cave when he heard a grunting noise. He turned around to see her pushing and then attempting to drag the corpse. "you do know you dont just drag the carcass home" he said with an expressionless face.
"Well then what do you suppose to do with it mister i know everything" she This he grabbed her hand and placed his carving knife in her hand through the skinning pattern engraved in his brain but all the while he did not notice her blushing,bright pink face.
(at their home -town)
Darius walked through the hotel hallways and knocked on Rosane's door."come in.." he heard but when he opened the door what he found was Rosane in ablack, revealing knightgown he tried to pull away but he couldn't she looked sculpted by the gods the luscious curves adorning her thighs, the impressive bust he couldn't advert his gaze. "i found a way you can repay me.." she said smirking smugly and at that moment Darius knew this wasn't going to be what he expected. The manager walked down the hallways intending to check up on his resident hunters. He leaned torwards the door to hear a man grunting he burst through the door to find...
The manager burst through the door to find... Darius polishing Rosanes gun...but in a womans nightgown!? He moaned again "WHY ME!!!!" the manager shifted his attention to see Rosane wrapped up in a blanket,pink in the face grunting with the effort to not burst out laughing. To late.. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA" She couldn't stop herself she laughed and laughed she laughed so hard she fell off the bed. She laughed so loud that she woke up the other residents. They marched out of there rooms and surrounded the manager and peered into the room.
Rosane was still laughing, she was laughing so much she didn't realize that she rolled herself out of the blanket. Darius looked around.. the entire hotel was looking at them... "Ummmmm..." he stuttered *think darius think what can i do to get out of this..* he thought to himself. "where-where am i.. ugh my head i really should stop going to the bar at night..who are you people..what are you staring at?" he stammered with a with a surprisngly realistic slurred voice.
The crowd looked at themselves nodding and agreeing. The crowd scattered and eventually the manager left without a word. Darius sighed with relief "hey Rosane" he said wearily. Rosane had stopped laughing long enough to say "yeah". "Next time im going to die, let me"
(In the morning)
Darius strapped on his polished and sharpened epitah blade and left the room, But on his he met a grisly,lanky teenager who was snickering at him and pointing. Darius unsheathed his blade has fast has he could and held it horizantaly at the boys neck "now what were you going to say.." he asked innocnetly and his eyes just promised pain if he answered incorrectly. But without waiting for an answer he sheathed his weapon and stalked onward to meet up with some of his buddies he was sick of being around his insufferable partner.
Has he walked around town he saw a weapon shop and walked briskly torwards it. "I would like that damned devil slicer now" He spat at the weapon crafter while handing over a few thunder sac's and other items including a hefty amount of money. After that he was told to wait about 3 days for his weapon
Darius walked onwards ignoring a few other stalls until he reached the guild hall. Hunters were catching up on old times,the bards were playing a merry tune and the drunkards were doing what they do best.