Hello, so, this is currently one of my best fanfictions with multiple chapters. Recently I have been trying to improve the quality of the chapters, by improving and updating each chapter from now.
This, being the first chapter, has been updated as of now! I hope the improvements make it a lot better.
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A Ninja's Lap: Chapter One
"Hollywood whore, passed out on the floor, I'm sorry but the parties over!" kitty sings, dancing around her bedroom.
Her shoulder length hair was light brown, almost blonde in colour. She was of average height, and was neither fat nor thin. Her hair was usually let down, and whipped across her face occasionally. It didn't have a particular style to it. Kitty was one of those girls who didn't really care about what her hair looked like. She had tied it up into a tight bun and her dark brown eyes shone even though they were very dark.
Outside of her bedroom window, it was dark and grey, something that was not abnormal in England at all. What was abnormal however, was the lightning and the dark purple tints to the flashes of lightning that had started in the early evening. Neither of the girls seemed to notice this abnormality, and were both busy having too much fun to realise the fate that beckoned them.
She was dancing around her room wearing a pair of dark pyjamas, consisting of an indigo tank top and matching shorts. She wore plain white socks on her feet. Her nails (which were her pride and joy) were painted black and all were quite long, just how she liked them.
Kitty's room matched her style, not really caring about general aspects. The walls were dark and her bed was slightly messy, plain but with lots of cushions scattered across the top.
In one corner, was a dark brown desk, and on top, stood all manner of objects. Books, pens, a laptop, and a few other bits and bobs.
On the wall were lots of arty things; a picture of herself and a dark haired girl, a couple of paintings, a few slipknot posters, and a detailed drawing of Gaara, standing with a sandy background.
A radio was playing 'Hollywood whore' by papa roach. It was blaring and kitty was dancing around in a little circle, bobbing her head along to the beat, singing along the lyrics.
"Cocaine nose, her trendy clothes, gotta send her to rehab!" she continues, a wide smile on her lips.
"She found out she's got no soul, but it really doesn't bother her!" giggles another voice from kitty's right.
Kitty turns her gleaming deep brown eyes onto her friend, who had black hair and was dark skinned, a deep rich caramel colour. Her hair was curly and she herself was skinny and just a touch shorter than kitty. And although she was thin, her body was more athletic than just 'skinny'.
Her exotic appearance was something that she prided herself by.
She was also wearing pyjamas, a long nightshirt, and a pair of baggy pants, both of which were a light pink colour.
"Fern! I was singing that!" kitty growls, pouncing on her friend, much like a cat, and lands on top of Fern.
Kitty starts to tickle Fern, both of them giggling hysterically.
"Kitty…I…can't believe…you…listen to…this rubbish!" the other girl squeals, in-between fits of giggling.
The music continues to play in the background. Kitty continues to tickle Fern to death.
"Kitty…stop!" Fern continues her sides hurting from laughing so much.
Sighing, kitty stops and leaps off of her friend.
"it is not rubbish! Papa roach is awesome!" kitty murmurs, before joining in with the song again. She twirls and starts to head bang, her hair slowly coming undone a little from the bun.
Fern watches her friend and shakes her head. For all the years she had known kitty, she had never gotten over her craziness. A flash of lightning. It was tinted with a purple haze, and was a horrible sight. A few moments a crackle of thunder rolls through the air.
"Kitty...Why don't we do something else?"she asks, watching as said girl stops dancing again.
"What else?" she questions, her eyes once again gleaming.
Fern giggles lightly. They did the same routine every time she stayed over at kitty's house. Kitty would play music until Fern could take it no longer and then would suggest that-
"Maybe we should watch some episodes of naruto" she suggests, finishing her thoughts.
She loved watching naruto with kitty. It was one of their favourite things to do.
Kitty beams at her now, and Fern returns the joyful look.
"Of course!" kitty cries, before skipping to her side table and snatching up her laptop.
She sets it down on a pile of cushions laid out on the floor and sits in front of it. Fern joins her on the fluffy white floor, hugging her knees to her chest.
Kitty scrolls through the episodes and then picks one at random. As the introduction sequence starts, Fern looks out of the window at the sky for a moment, before turning away and yawning heavily.
"Not tired yet are you Fern?" kitty says, smirking.
"No!" Fern replies, but yet another yawn escapes her. "No…well…I feel sleepy"
Kitty giggles, before it dawns on her. She stares through the window and out at the dark black of the sky. Her eyes widen, and she feels a heavy weight upon her shoulders. It was a strange feeling and she didn't understand where it had come from. She pauses a second, before looking back at her friend with a frown on her lips.
"Hey Fern…I feel tired too…" she notes, thinking.
The girls never felt tired at this time. They always watched naruto for ages and then got tired enough to sleep. But they hadn't even finished watching the first episode they had picked yet.
"Hmm, this kinda feels like one of those fanfics!" Fern chirps. "You know the ones where two girls fall asleep or something and end up in konoha!"
"Yeah! Wouldn't that be awesome if that happened to us!" kitty adds dreamily, before giggling and flicking her hand, dismissing it. Fern sighs.
"pfft. Like that's ever gonna happen" Fern states, rolling her eyes, but still smirking.
After a couple more minutes of silently watching the episode, and after heck loads of yawning, kitty speaks up again.
"Fern, maybe we should sleep. I am seriously tired" she says, frowning deeply. She had a strange feeling that something odd was going to happen, and she didn't like it one bit.
"Ah...Fine" Fern mumbles. She crawls across the seriously fluffy carpet and snuggles into her plain white sleeping bag, half disappearing like camouflage.
Kitty closes her laptop, and being impatient (as she always was), left it on the floor and hurriedly skips onto her bed.
"Hey kitty…" fern grumbles.
"Yeah?"
"Naruto is cute for an anime character!" she states, squealing lightly.
Kitty sighs. She had no idea why her friend thought he was epic. Sure he was an awesome character, but he wasn't cute. Well, at least not to kitty.
"Fern you know I disagree" she replies.
"Yeah I know…you vision a certain silent red head, hmm!" Fern teases, her giggles muffled under her sleeping bag.
That statement earned her a cushion to the face.
"Ow!" she cries. "What was that for? You know its true!"
''…you're right I guess" kitty mutters, giving in before they had a silly argument. "Anyway, night Fern!"
"Sleep tight kit!"
It was dark in kitty's head. She usually didn't have dreams, all she saw was darkness, and had the odd occasional dream out of the blue. But this was nothing like any she'd had before, and that was strange.
She was peaceful and it was quiet. But something told her that this silence was bad. Something didn't seem right at all.
The next thing kitty knew, she was falling through the air, screaming and flailing her arms around.
What the hell? Since when do I dream about falling? She thinks.
Her first thought was that this was that weird falling dream people have sometimes, but wind was whipping against her face and her skin and felt as cold as ice.
Opening an eye, she saw the dark brown and green earth beneath her. And she was heading towards it. Fast.
Oh dear god help me! She cries in her head.
A loud scream comes from somewhere on her right, but kitty could do nothing but brace herself for the impact of hitting the hard earth beneath her.
She covers her face and carries on screaming.
Instead of hitting something hard, she lands on something soft…and squishy.
What in the name of? She mentally cries. Beside her, a thud and an 'oof' is heard.
Shaking slightly, kitty looks up…
And finds herself looking directly into the eyes of someone very familiar. Sea blue eyes…pale skin…a toned face…and bright, red hair.
Shit.
In one swift movement, kitty pushes off the red head and scoots a few centimetres away.
Oh my, Gaara? How? When? What the fuck?
"o-oh my gosh" she manages to say, still trembling from the fall.
The one and only, Gaara of the sand, was lying right in front of her. Kitty thought she was going to die…or have a fan girl attack.
wait…I just fell on him! she almost screams aloud, but keeps in her head. She wanted to scream in both horror and joy.
The red head in front of her pauses, staring at her oddly for a moment, then looks to his left. Kitty follows his look.
A few feet away from them, was a heap of tangled limbs. A mix of bright yellow hair, black hair, and very familiar orange clothing.
"Fern!" kitty cries, still shocked, watching the black haired girl moan in slight confusion.
Said girl finally starts to move, and slowly pushes her head up. Her black eyes meet kitty's for a moment…and then she spots Gaara. Her mouth practically drops open.
As if realising a sudden truth, she looks down at what she had landed on.
Kitty could only watch as the blonde haired boys appearance seeps into Ferns jumbled mind.
A long pause transpasses between the girl and the blonde boy, as their eyes meet. Black on blue.
'Oh my fucking god!' she screams and scrambles off his lap. "y-you!"
Said boy sits up, and rubs the back of his head awkwardly, with a large toothy grin.
Fern slowly crawls backwards on her hands and knees, still staring at the boy, who had whisker marks on his chubby looking cheeks and could only be one person; Naruto. She squeaks as her back touches a tree behind her, her black orbs wide.
Trembling, she forces herself to look at kitty. Her mind was blank, and she didn't think she could move anymore.
Kitty just shrugs and jumps up, still wobbly from the shock of falling, but otherwise fine. She then looks from naruto to Gaara and back again. Gaara, still lying awkwardly on the floor, still looks utterly shocked, a slight pink forming across his cheek bones. He then stares at kitty. She notices it. And she didn't like the fact he was gawping at her.
"Why are you staring at me like that?" she questions.
No reply.
By now, naruto had gotten up also, and was dusting himself off.
"Who the hell are you two?" he asks, confusedly looking from one girl to the other.
"Well...We…I" kitty starts, unable to think of anything. She decides to start slowly.
"I'm kitty. And that's Fern over there". She says this while pointing at Fern, who had her head on her knees.
Naruto stares down at the trembling girl on the forest floor. He raises an eyebrow at her, and turns his head to the side.
"Don't worry about her, I think she's just shocked" kitty explains, patting dirt off her arse.
When she turns back to look at them again, she notes that Gaara is still staring at her.
She looks down at herself in confusion, and as if on cue, squeaks and coves herself up. Shooting a look at Fern, who was also wearing her pyjamas, she mentally curses herself for wearing her short pyjamas and not her long ones.
"Gaara, are you alright?" Naruto asks, cocking an eyebrow up at him.
Gaara nods, still not taking his perfectly sea blue eyes from kitty. Kitty blushes and feeling slightly self conscious, holds her hand out to him. He stares at it for a moment before taking it in his, she helps him to his feet and he dusts himself off.
Ferns mind was still frozen and she hadn't moved since curling into an odd ball shape against the tree.
"I'm naruto. And this is Gaara" Naruto explains, as if he didn't care that the two girls had just fallen out of the sky. Well, kitty presumed that's how Naruto just was.
"Listen, I am so sorry-" kitty begins, but stops when naruto hugs her tightly.
"It's fine" he states, a massive grin splayed across his lips. "I mean, it's not everyday that two girls land on you in the middle of the forest!"
Kitty feels herself turn a million shades of red, and pushes a strand of hair from her face.
Fern lifts her head up at his words, and uses the tree as support to get up and stand on her very wobbly legs.
"This cannot be happening. How did we get her? Is this a dream?" she begins, but kitty rugby tackles her to the ground before she could get any more hysterical with questions.
"The old Fern is back! Yay!" the brown haired girl coos, jumping up and doing a happy dance, seemingly unaware that the two shinobi behind her were staring wide eyed at her.
Fern sighs. That was very much like kitty to ignore all the bad things and dance all the problems away.
The black haired girls mind had only just started working again, and was already filled with so many questions…
Was this some sort of dream?
It couldn't be. She had sore bruises from falling on top of naruto, and it felt painful and real when kitty tackled her…so what is this? She thinks to herself.
Fern frowns, her brow furrowing in concentration. There was only one explanation…the only one that made sense.
They had both been sucked into the naruto world…and for how long, she simply did not know. Okay, so maybe that didn't make sense, but it was the only thing that came to mind.
She stands up once again.
For a few long, very awkward moments, the four strangers just stare at each other. Naruto breaks the silence first.
"So…what now? I mean, obviously you're not from konoha-" he begins.
"You could take us to the hokage. Then we could explain our situation and find out what the best option would be?" Ferns states, her eyes determined.
Gaara nods in agreement. "Yes, I think that is the best option we have, naruto. And to make the situation better on ourselves, we could always take them back to konoha as hostages…" he mentions, a deep sadistic smile on his usually straight face.
There is yet another awkward silence before kitty starts to giggle hysterically. Fern knew kitty laughed like that when she was nervous.
"Go ahead…try…it isn't…gonna…happen!" she manages to get out between giggles.
Naruto raises an eyebrow at kitty and Fern tries to death glare her into silence, which only makes kitty laugh harder, tears streaming down her face. She was practically keeling over.
"Oh I shall" comes Gaara's intimidating deep (and to Kitty, sexy) voice.
Kitty squeals as she is suddenly lifted, her laughter all gone. She looks down to see herself captured by Gaara's sand.
"Fuck" she states.
The sand curls around her waist and holds her about a foot above the ground.
She looks back at Gaara to have him catch her eyes and he was smirking at her.
"What was that about not being taken hostage?" he asks, grinning up at her, his sea blue eyes sparkling. Kitty couldn't help but smile back, which in turn, made his sand tighten around her waist.
"Damn you…" she murmurs, hitting the sand lightly with her fist.
Naruto watches his red headed friend with a happy smile. Gaara sure had changed a lot since the akatsuki attempted to take his jinjuriki away from him. He was so much happier. And clearly, he was enjoying toying with this unknown girl.
And Naruto Uzumaki was no spoil sport when it came to fun. So deciding to have fun as well, he joins in, and picks Fern up by her waist and throws her dainty form over his shoulder. To his joy, she squeals in surprise and tries to kick him in the chest and pound his back at the same time. Her actions do nothing however, and naruto chuckles.
She stops when she hears it. God he has an awesome laugh… she thinks to herself, before deciding to smack him again. It doesn't work.
"Let's go to see the hokage then shall we?"
A Ninja's Lap: Chapter One