Disclaimer: I don't own them but I own the cookie and all its powers!!! BWHAHAHA!!!
"Are you sure it's a cookie?" came the quiet question.
"No," came the hesitant reply. There was a moment of silence as Hiei and Kurama both looked at the "cookie?"
"You eat it," Hiei said, pushing it Kurama's way.
"You're the one who eats anything. You eat it," Kurama said, pushing it back.
"I never said I liked eating anything. You eat it," Hiei responded pushing it back again.
"What are you two doing?" Botan asked coming into the kitchen. The two of them turned identical glares on her and then looked back at the cookie sitting on the table. Hiei pushed it toward Kurama while keeping his gaze on Botan. Kurama pushed at the other side and they had a mini push war while managing to keep their gaze on Botan.
"Come on you two, Koenma sent you the cookie to share. He made it himself!" Botan responded cheerily. Both of them grimaced. Koenma was a sick and twisted leader. A sick, sick twisted Godling he was.
"That's why we aren't eating it baka," Hiei responded patiently as he could manage while trying to get a better grip on the plate.
Botan hmphed and summoned her oar and left the two standing there fighting about the damned cookie!
"I bet he poisoned it," Hiei said, pushing it back toward Kurama.
"I am sure he wouldn't do that," Kurama said. Hiei looked thoughtful for a moment.
"You're right he wouldn't," Hiei said and Kurama gave him a shocked look. "Then he wouldn't have any more slaves to kick around." Kurama sweat dropped.
"Why do I agree with you?" Kurama asked trying to move the cookie away from himself.
"Because you finally realized how incredible I am," Hiei said sarcastically.
"Nope I think its cause you're so hot I can't concentrate in you presence," Kurama said with a predatory grin, which earned him a death glare. "I say we throw it away and never think about it again."
"Koenma will know he has cameras everywhere," Hiei said, glaring at the cookie and considering lighting it on fire.
"Everywhere?!?" Kurama asked looking sort of pale.
"I destroyed all the ones you're thinking about right at this moment," Hiei assured him. However we have no idea if he actually did but must assume he did. (Cause Kurama was right he is too hot to form coherent thought around besides "Hiei is hot")
"Good," Kurama said letting out a breath he didn't know he was holding.
"So umm what about the cookie?" Hiei said, poking it with a finger. It jumped and Hiei launched back two steps with his sword in his hands. "All right that's it I am killing the hell-born cookie."
"I dare you to eat it," Kurama said quickly not wanting Koenma to send him a dozen more until he ate one.
"Heh no," Hiei said deadpan, sheathing his sword.
"Come on just take a bite," Kurama said picking up the cookie and waving it around a bit.
"No," Hiei said moving away from Kurama and his crazy cookie. Hiei backed up into the living room. "Bad Kurama stay away!!" Hiei said turning to run away from Kurama just to be tackled.
"You shouldn't turn your back on the enemy or you'll have to eat the evvvvvvvil cookie!" Kurama said sitting on Hiei's back, smiling in triumph. When all of the sudden his butt hit the floor.
"No!" Hiei said eyeing the cookie suspiciously from half way across the room.
"Are you afraid of a lil old cookie?" Kurama asked, mischievous smile in place. Hiei was of course completely paranoid of Koenma's evil plans for the cookie.
"No I am just cautious," Hiei said moving far away from Kurama and the death cookie.
"Well let's play a game!" Kurama said grinning even deeper.
"Let's not," Hiei said watching Kurama looking pretty evil. Damn him and his evilness. Couldn't he use that on the bad guys instead of on Hiei?!?!?
"If I catch you, you have to eat the cookie and if I don't I'll eat the cookie," Kurama said holding up the death cookie. Hiei smirked this would be too easy. "And no flitting," Kurama added seeing Hiei's look. [shit] Hiei thought. "Ready?"
"I never agreed to this!" Hiei said emphatically.
"Set," Kurama said getting ready to run at Hiei.
"KURAMA!!!" Hiei shouted.
"GO!" Kurama yelled shooting off after Hiei who was running for the stairs. Of course Hiei was a lot faster than Kurama anyway but Kurama knew the house better than Hiei and well there weren't a lot of places to run to.
Hiei skidded up the stairs to Kurama's room, the only place in the house he knew. He didn't even pause as he heard Kurama race in behind him. Hiei was up on the window sill and was trying to open it. When he realized, it was locked. Kurama never locked the window which was a bad sign. He turned to see Kurama between him and the door with a victorious grin. He turned back to the window and started to work the lock. He heard footsteps behind him and jumped out of the way just when Kurama lunged at him. Hiei jumped on the bed and then raced out the door with Kurama in hot pursuit.
Hiei skidded to a halt in the first open room. It was Kurama's mother's room. There weren't a lot of places to hide in there. Of course Hiei tried the window first but then he heard Kurama coming and didn't have enough time to get the lock open. Besides he didn't want to be chased in public and he knew Kurama had no shame and would chase him all through town. Hiei pulled the closet open a fraction, and then wriggled under the bed. Which as skinny as he was he barely fit under.
Kurama went into his mother's room where he saw Hiei run. He didn't see anyone in the room and the window was still locked. "Hiei?" Kurama called looking around the room. The cookie was still in his hand and he started to wave it around. Kurama looked behind the curtains. Nope no Hiei. "Hiei?" Kurama said hesitantly looking around the room. This is when he spotted the half-closed door. "Hiei?" Kurama said smiling devilishly. He grabbed hold of the door knob and pulled it open.
The minute Kurama opened the door Hiei shot out of his hiding place, scraping his back on the bed, and ran into the hallway. He heard a muffled curse from Kurama who ran after him. Hiei ran back to the living room, looking around for a new hiding spot. He didn't see anywhere so he jumped up on top of the bookshelf where Kurama probably couldn't reach him.
Kurama came into the living room and explored a bit before finding Hiei on top of the bookshelf. "Come on Hiei get down," Kurama coaxed waving his hands at the fire demon. But one of his hands still contained the cookie which wasn't very inviting.
"No," Hiei said turning up his nose and sitting back on top of the shelf.
"I'll give you a cookie," Kurama said sweetly. And Hiei gave him a half-exasperated glare. Hiei managed to not reach for his katana in an attempt to kill Kurama. He had a lot of self-control. "Come down Hiei please?" Kurama asked sticking out his lower lip in a mini-pout.
"No," Hiei said determined not to weaken in face of the cute look. Besides his back hurt where he had scraped it and he didn't like being chased . . . that much (a/n sry I had to add that).
Kurama noticed the look and deciphered what Hiei was thinking. "Did you hurt your back?" Kurama asked caring. Hiei just glared at him harder. "Come here and let me see it. I don't want to hurt you," Kurama said holding out his hands to the youki, putting the cookie down on the table. Hiei looked reluctantly at the cookie and then at Kurama. He wanted to get off the bookshelf but the cookie was staring at him, he knew it was. Looking at Kurama's encouraging face was getting slightly painful however. So Hiei moved over to the edge and slipped into Kurama's arms, who put him down on the ground carefully. Kurama rubbed his back quietly. "So are you ok?" Kurama asked continuing to rub Hiei's back.
"Yeah I think so," Hiei said leaning against Kurama's hand. Kurama pulled up the back of Hiei's shirt to look at his back, Hiei's cloak was in Kurama's room he had graciously taken it and his shoes off before entering as instructed by Kurama. It was fairly red and looked like it probably hurt some but the skin hadn't broken.
"Well that's good," Kurama said, rubbing the skin under the shirt and leaning down to hug the little demon. "Cause I gotcha," Kurama said smirking as Hiei's eyes widened and he started to struggle. Kurama grabbed the cookie with one arm still around Hiei's waist. "Come on you just have to take one bite," Kurama said, holding the cookie next to Hiei's closed lips. Hiei shook his head.
Kurama was about to just push the cookie into his mouth when the phone rang. Hiei looked slightly triumphant but that was soon over as he was dragged into the kitchen by Kurama who answered the phone. One hand was holding the phone and the other was around the wriggling little demon. "Hello Minamno residence Shuuchi speaking how may I help you?" Kurama said innocently like he wasn't holding someone captive.
Hiei glared at Kurama really hard as Kurama smiled down at him talking to his mother on the phone. "Yes Mother, everything is fine here," Kurama said, giving Hiei a small wink, which made the jaganshi blush and cross his arms. Kurama suppressed a giggle as he talked to his mother. Hiei on the other hand planned to escape while Kurama was busy. He wriggled but he found that Kurama hadn't lacked his iron tight grip around Hiei's waist. Hiei resorted to dirty tactics now. He opened his mouth finally and bit Kurama's arm.
"Yes Mother. I would OUCH!" Kurama yelped, glaring down at Hiei who had his teeth sunk into Kurama's arm. Kurama shook Hiei off and Hiei immediately started to dart away when Kurama caught one of his belts. [I knew those belts would get me in trouble one day] Hiei thought depressed as he was pulled back into the captive hug. "Sorry, Mother, I stubbed my toe. Yes I am fine. Thank you. I love you too. Bye," Kurama said and put the phone back on the hook. He glared at Hiei who glared back. "Bad Fire-baby, you shouldn't bite people!" Kurama said matter-o-factly. Hiei started growling at Kurama until he was cuffed on the back of the head. "No growling either," Kurama said dragging Hiei with him because he was just starting to enjoy it not to mention that a warm wriggling body that he happened to love was pressed up against him.
"Let me go," Hiei demanded, ignoring the fire-baby comment. He really hated that.
"Not until you eat the cookie," Kurama said picking up the cookie. Hiei let out what could almost be considered a whimper. Kurama liked treating Hiei like a child it was amusing sometimes until Hiei used the dragon on Kurama's house then it wasn't as fun. "Eat the cookie," Kurama pursued. Kurama sat on the couch with the cookie pulling Hiei onto his lap which seemed to annoy Hiei more. He started to unconsciously pout. "Awww, please eat the cookie?" Kurama whispered into the Jaganshi's ear. "Pwease?" Kurama said putting his chin on Hiei's chest and looking up in his eyes. Hiei opened his mouth and the cookie was shoved into it in a half second.
"ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
A/N: WHAT DID KOENMA DO TO THE COOKIE?!?!?!?!?! do you really want to know? I think you do or maybe you don't, you have to tell me!!! R&R or you may NEVER FIND OUT!!!
Kikira-san: do you think I would really do that to my reviewers?
Hiei: ::tied up in the corner:: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kikira-san: I think you are over reacting a little
Hiei: you said no yaoi
Kikira-san: but ur so cute!
Hiei: I hate you
Kurama ::smokes a weed:: whatever
Kikira-san and Hiei: Oo
Kurama: review and go the hell away
Hiei: you stole my line dammit!
Kikira-san ::sweatdrop::
Bye now and make sure to click that shiny (down Kurama) lil button down in the corner of the screen yep! Now bye! Go away but come back!
"Are you sure it's a cookie?" came the quiet question.
"No," came the hesitant reply. There was a moment of silence as Hiei and Kurama both looked at the "cookie?"
"You eat it," Hiei said, pushing it Kurama's way.
"You're the one who eats anything. You eat it," Kurama said, pushing it back.
"I never said I liked eating anything. You eat it," Hiei responded pushing it back again.
"What are you two doing?" Botan asked coming into the kitchen. The two of them turned identical glares on her and then looked back at the cookie sitting on the table. Hiei pushed it toward Kurama while keeping his gaze on Botan. Kurama pushed at the other side and they had a mini push war while managing to keep their gaze on Botan.
"Come on you two, Koenma sent you the cookie to share. He made it himself!" Botan responded cheerily. Both of them grimaced. Koenma was a sick and twisted leader. A sick, sick twisted Godling he was.
"That's why we aren't eating it baka," Hiei responded patiently as he could manage while trying to get a better grip on the plate.
Botan hmphed and summoned her oar and left the two standing there fighting about the damned cookie!
"I bet he poisoned it," Hiei said, pushing it back toward Kurama.
"I am sure he wouldn't do that," Kurama said. Hiei looked thoughtful for a moment.
"You're right he wouldn't," Hiei said and Kurama gave him a shocked look. "Then he wouldn't have any more slaves to kick around." Kurama sweat dropped.
"Why do I agree with you?" Kurama asked trying to move the cookie away from himself.
"Because you finally realized how incredible I am," Hiei said sarcastically.
"Nope I think its cause you're so hot I can't concentrate in you presence," Kurama said with a predatory grin, which earned him a death glare. "I say we throw it away and never think about it again."
"Koenma will know he has cameras everywhere," Hiei said, glaring at the cookie and considering lighting it on fire.
"Everywhere?!?" Kurama asked looking sort of pale.
"I destroyed all the ones you're thinking about right at this moment," Hiei assured him. However we have no idea if he actually did but must assume he did. (Cause Kurama was right he is too hot to form coherent thought around besides "Hiei is hot")
"Good," Kurama said letting out a breath he didn't know he was holding.
"So umm what about the cookie?" Hiei said, poking it with a finger. It jumped and Hiei launched back two steps with his sword in his hands. "All right that's it I am killing the hell-born cookie."
"I dare you to eat it," Kurama said quickly not wanting Koenma to send him a dozen more until he ate one.
"Heh no," Hiei said deadpan, sheathing his sword.
"Come on just take a bite," Kurama said picking up the cookie and waving it around a bit.
"No," Hiei said moving away from Kurama and his crazy cookie. Hiei backed up into the living room. "Bad Kurama stay away!!" Hiei said turning to run away from Kurama just to be tackled.
"You shouldn't turn your back on the enemy or you'll have to eat the evvvvvvvil cookie!" Kurama said sitting on Hiei's back, smiling in triumph. When all of the sudden his butt hit the floor.
"No!" Hiei said eyeing the cookie suspiciously from half way across the room.
"Are you afraid of a lil old cookie?" Kurama asked, mischievous smile in place. Hiei was of course completely paranoid of Koenma's evil plans for the cookie.
"No I am just cautious," Hiei said moving far away from Kurama and the death cookie.
"Well let's play a game!" Kurama said grinning even deeper.
"Let's not," Hiei said watching Kurama looking pretty evil. Damn him and his evilness. Couldn't he use that on the bad guys instead of on Hiei?!?!?
"If I catch you, you have to eat the cookie and if I don't I'll eat the cookie," Kurama said holding up the death cookie. Hiei smirked this would be too easy. "And no flitting," Kurama added seeing Hiei's look. [shit] Hiei thought. "Ready?"
"I never agreed to this!" Hiei said emphatically.
"Set," Kurama said getting ready to run at Hiei.
"KURAMA!!!" Hiei shouted.
"GO!" Kurama yelled shooting off after Hiei who was running for the stairs. Of course Hiei was a lot faster than Kurama anyway but Kurama knew the house better than Hiei and well there weren't a lot of places to run to.
Hiei skidded up the stairs to Kurama's room, the only place in the house he knew. He didn't even pause as he heard Kurama race in behind him. Hiei was up on the window sill and was trying to open it. When he realized, it was locked. Kurama never locked the window which was a bad sign. He turned to see Kurama between him and the door with a victorious grin. He turned back to the window and started to work the lock. He heard footsteps behind him and jumped out of the way just when Kurama lunged at him. Hiei jumped on the bed and then raced out the door with Kurama in hot pursuit.
Hiei skidded to a halt in the first open room. It was Kurama's mother's room. There weren't a lot of places to hide in there. Of course Hiei tried the window first but then he heard Kurama coming and didn't have enough time to get the lock open. Besides he didn't want to be chased in public and he knew Kurama had no shame and would chase him all through town. Hiei pulled the closet open a fraction, and then wriggled under the bed. Which as skinny as he was he barely fit under.
Kurama went into his mother's room where he saw Hiei run. He didn't see anyone in the room and the window was still locked. "Hiei?" Kurama called looking around the room. The cookie was still in his hand and he started to wave it around. Kurama looked behind the curtains. Nope no Hiei. "Hiei?" Kurama said hesitantly looking around the room. This is when he spotted the half-closed door. "Hiei?" Kurama said smiling devilishly. He grabbed hold of the door knob and pulled it open.
The minute Kurama opened the door Hiei shot out of his hiding place, scraping his back on the bed, and ran into the hallway. He heard a muffled curse from Kurama who ran after him. Hiei ran back to the living room, looking around for a new hiding spot. He didn't see anywhere so he jumped up on top of the bookshelf where Kurama probably couldn't reach him.
Kurama came into the living room and explored a bit before finding Hiei on top of the bookshelf. "Come on Hiei get down," Kurama coaxed waving his hands at the fire demon. But one of his hands still contained the cookie which wasn't very inviting.
"No," Hiei said turning up his nose and sitting back on top of the shelf.
"I'll give you a cookie," Kurama said sweetly. And Hiei gave him a half-exasperated glare. Hiei managed to not reach for his katana in an attempt to kill Kurama. He had a lot of self-control. "Come down Hiei please?" Kurama asked sticking out his lower lip in a mini-pout.
"No," Hiei said determined not to weaken in face of the cute look. Besides his back hurt where he had scraped it and he didn't like being chased . . . that much (a/n sry I had to add that).
Kurama noticed the look and deciphered what Hiei was thinking. "Did you hurt your back?" Kurama asked caring. Hiei just glared at him harder. "Come here and let me see it. I don't want to hurt you," Kurama said holding out his hands to the youki, putting the cookie down on the table. Hiei looked reluctantly at the cookie and then at Kurama. He wanted to get off the bookshelf but the cookie was staring at him, he knew it was. Looking at Kurama's encouraging face was getting slightly painful however. So Hiei moved over to the edge and slipped into Kurama's arms, who put him down on the ground carefully. Kurama rubbed his back quietly. "So are you ok?" Kurama asked continuing to rub Hiei's back.
"Yeah I think so," Hiei said leaning against Kurama's hand. Kurama pulled up the back of Hiei's shirt to look at his back, Hiei's cloak was in Kurama's room he had graciously taken it and his shoes off before entering as instructed by Kurama. It was fairly red and looked like it probably hurt some but the skin hadn't broken.
"Well that's good," Kurama said, rubbing the skin under the shirt and leaning down to hug the little demon. "Cause I gotcha," Kurama said smirking as Hiei's eyes widened and he started to struggle. Kurama grabbed the cookie with one arm still around Hiei's waist. "Come on you just have to take one bite," Kurama said, holding the cookie next to Hiei's closed lips. Hiei shook his head.
Kurama was about to just push the cookie into his mouth when the phone rang. Hiei looked slightly triumphant but that was soon over as he was dragged into the kitchen by Kurama who answered the phone. One hand was holding the phone and the other was around the wriggling little demon. "Hello Minamno residence Shuuchi speaking how may I help you?" Kurama said innocently like he wasn't holding someone captive.
Hiei glared at Kurama really hard as Kurama smiled down at him talking to his mother on the phone. "Yes Mother, everything is fine here," Kurama said, giving Hiei a small wink, which made the jaganshi blush and cross his arms. Kurama suppressed a giggle as he talked to his mother. Hiei on the other hand planned to escape while Kurama was busy. He wriggled but he found that Kurama hadn't lacked his iron tight grip around Hiei's waist. Hiei resorted to dirty tactics now. He opened his mouth finally and bit Kurama's arm.
"Yes Mother. I would OUCH!" Kurama yelped, glaring down at Hiei who had his teeth sunk into Kurama's arm. Kurama shook Hiei off and Hiei immediately started to dart away when Kurama caught one of his belts. [I knew those belts would get me in trouble one day] Hiei thought depressed as he was pulled back into the captive hug. "Sorry, Mother, I stubbed my toe. Yes I am fine. Thank you. I love you too. Bye," Kurama said and put the phone back on the hook. He glared at Hiei who glared back. "Bad Fire-baby, you shouldn't bite people!" Kurama said matter-o-factly. Hiei started growling at Kurama until he was cuffed on the back of the head. "No growling either," Kurama said dragging Hiei with him because he was just starting to enjoy it not to mention that a warm wriggling body that he happened to love was pressed up against him.
"Let me go," Hiei demanded, ignoring the fire-baby comment. He really hated that.
"Not until you eat the cookie," Kurama said picking up the cookie. Hiei let out what could almost be considered a whimper. Kurama liked treating Hiei like a child it was amusing sometimes until Hiei used the dragon on Kurama's house then it wasn't as fun. "Eat the cookie," Kurama pursued. Kurama sat on the couch with the cookie pulling Hiei onto his lap which seemed to annoy Hiei more. He started to unconsciously pout. "Awww, please eat the cookie?" Kurama whispered into the Jaganshi's ear. "Pwease?" Kurama said putting his chin on Hiei's chest and looking up in his eyes. Hiei opened his mouth and the cookie was shoved into it in a half second.
"ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
A/N: WHAT DID KOENMA DO TO THE COOKIE?!?!?!?!?! do you really want to know? I think you do or maybe you don't, you have to tell me!!! R&R or you may NEVER FIND OUT!!!
Kikira-san: do you think I would really do that to my reviewers?
Hiei: ::tied up in the corner:: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kikira-san: I think you are over reacting a little
Hiei: you said no yaoi
Kikira-san: but ur so cute!
Hiei: I hate you
Kurama ::smokes a weed:: whatever
Kikira-san and Hiei: Oo
Kurama: review and go the hell away
Hiei: you stole my line dammit!
Kikira-san ::sweatdrop::
Bye now and make sure to click that shiny (down Kurama) lil button down in the corner of the screen yep! Now bye! Go away but come back!