A/n: Hi this is my first story and plz review. I DON'T OWN RESIDENT EVIL... SRRY if jokes or lines suck.
Chapter one
Carlos had the luck of noting getting any girl after he's tried to get with them. And by girls he means Claire, Jill, Rebecca, Ada, and so on. Claire and Jill had steroids freak Chris that would crush him in a talking distance from them. Rebecca had Billy who would shot .357 rounds to mark how far he could stand by Rebecca. Ada gave him shivers every time he tried to approach her. these shivers were that he was going to die a horrible death that would look like an accident. So now he was trying his luck with Sheva, all them were at a party in a bar for Jill and Chris's weeding reception. Sheva looked at him everytime he wasn't looking at her. Carlos went to her. Smiling and full of himself he was ready to go try his luck. " May I have this dance with you my lady? " Carlos said. As he said it he was tripped by Claire as he was falling everyone was looking at him. He fell at sheva's feet and looked up to see that his face was right under her skirt. He was kicked as he looked up by Sheva as she blushed. Everyone laughed at them. Great this is all thanks to Claire. Carlos thought sighing holding his head as he got up.
" You're a prev Carlos." All the girls execpt Sheva said at him. Carlos gave up and went to sit on a bar stool. He ordered a glass of beer and he didn't care what it was. He wanted to forget everything about tonight. Then he noticed someone coming to him. To his amazemeant it was Sheva.
" You still want to dance clumsy?" Sheva asked smiling at him. Carlos thought he was dreaming but then again what else could go wrong.
" Sure." Carlos said holding her hands till they got to the dance floor. Ada and Claire were having a tug-o-war with Leon as the rope. Everyone else was dancing. Carlos and Sheva where in the middle. the song that was playing was Drops of Jupiter by Train. Witch wasn't really a dancing song. He thought this momeant with Sheva's head on his chest could last fovever. But of course his luck had to end. Jill ran up to Sheva and him and whisptered to Sheva about something and Sheva left his arms. Damn why is it me. " Hey Carlos your on a rollacoaster be careful." Leon said as he smiled at how tried both the girls that were pulling him were.
" Yeah and you ain't on one Kennedy." Carlos replied. Looking at the blonde.
" Hey at least I get the ladies Oliveira," Leon replies as he brought both Ada and Claire closer to him.
" Well now isn't that going to kill you Kennedy I'm pretty sure Ashely looking for her male model for her clothing." Carlos said laughing.
" Hey she's the presidents daughter. Oh and I sighed you up for it next week." Leon said to Carlos with a face telling him he wasn't lieing.
" Damn it you got me womanizer." Carlos said using his nickname for Leon.
" Shut up Oliveira I told you not to use that nickname said Leon Jill came back with sheva, Sheva looked odd as sheva avoidied everyone as she sat down on one of folding chairs by Barry. Barry didn't do much at parties he was only her because of Jill and Chris. Sheva looked at the lone Carlos time and time again. She sighed. She liked Carlos alot, she liked him from the momeant she saw him. She laughed at that thought, Love at first sight that sounded corny. She watched as he danced solo as everyine else had a partner, of course Leon had two. Sheva was falling deeper and deeper in love with Carlos even tho he was trying to hit on every girl he saw. Sheva laughed, that Carlos's role model was Leon. She was attracted to Leon, but not in love. She wanted Carlos for herself and only her. She knew that he was like a dumb animal as he was always moving to the next girl and so on he could never stay with one. She cryied at the thought that even if he was her's he would cheat. So she thought about having his manly hood cut. She laughed at that thought really loudly that everyone stared at her. She just ran up to Carlos and kissed him.
"What the Fuck?" Was what everyone said. Carlos was stunned the kiss tasted like a kiss with chocolate. Everyones jaws dropped to the floor at this very odd momeant.
" Okay what just happened?" Claire said as Sheva broke the kiss and slapped Carlos's face clean red.
" Hey what was that for?" Carlos asked her as he rubbed his cheeks.
" For not saying that you love me." Sheva said as she kissed him again.
" Well well little Carlos has grown into a man finally." Leon said laughing at him.
" Oh shut up Kennedy so this is your payback?" Carlos said looking worried taht Leon might have something better to throw at him.
" Yeah paybacks going to be bitch Oliveira." Leon said looking at both girls wrpped in his arms.
" Well your a fruit cake Kennedy." Was the best Carlos could come up with at that momeant.
" Well then your a frog who won't turn into prince after a kiss." Leon said back to his friend.
" Very well heart breaker." Carlos said looking at his friend with angry eyes.
" Hey at least I can tell a girl that I have someone already and I don't try to hit on every girl I see." Leon said back giving him a cold glare that broke Carlos's gaze.
" Well..." Was all Carlos could say. No girl has run to him like Sheva and he was attracted to other girls so Leon had used an under handed move there, no Leon didn't Leon was helping him telling him the truth. He would run away from the only girl that has loved him.
A/n: srry for short chapter and awful jokes.