Sakura Enchanted
A/N: That sucks… I only got two reviews. A well. Guess I'll just have to go off of those but you can still decide what happens. So on with the show! I mean story. I mean fic. Oh whatever! Just read. P
Sakura: Aren't you forgetting something?
Me: Not that I can remember. Why am I supposed to remember something?
Naruto: Yeah! To make sure that I am the best character in the world!
Me: That would be the main character Naruto.
Naruto: Then make me the main character!
Me: The main character is a girl and is paired with a perverted Sasuke.
Naruto: Oh……. 5 seconds later EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Some poor girl is going to be raped by Sasuke-teme!!!!!!! THAT'S GROSS! THAT'S DISGUSTING!!!! ANY READERS WITH VIRGIN MINDS TURN BACK BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!!!!!!!!
Me: Naruto, you're overreacting. Besides. I'll warn them when the unwholesome things come up! I think.
Sakura: HELLO!!!!!! You forgot the disclaimer!!!!!!!
Me: OH!!!!!!!!! –" Whoops. Then will you say it for me Gaara-kun?
Gaara: Mahiwaga no Megumi doesn't own Naruto or anything else you know that does belong here.
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"WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" a newborn baby screamed.
"Shhhhhh. It's okay Sakura. Mommy's here. Shhhhhh." Said a beautiful blonde woman.
"She looks beautiful ma'am." A younger blonde woman said.
"Thank you Ino. She is isn't she?" Said the first blonde woman. "I think I need a towel. Can you get it for me Ino?"
"Hai Tsunade-sama." Ino said. She pointed at the towel and said: "Come on. Don't be stubborn." The towel then flew towards her and hit her in the face. "Ugghhh! Stupid towel!" she said while Tsunade laughed and baby Sakura giggled.
"Ladies!!!!! The greatest and most beautiful green fairy has arrived!!!!" a "mysterious" voice yelled startling them.
"Holy crap!!!!!!! Why did Lee have to come? Why not an actually sober and sane fairy?" Ino whined.
(A/N: I know. I know. Lee is a very easy drunk and I'm dissing him. I'm sorry but I really couldn't think of whole else that would be a funny drunk 'cept Tsunade but she's the mom. So…)
"That doesn't matter right now! We have to hide Sakura before he comes and gives her one of the most stupidest gifts ever!" Tsunade said.
"You mean "youthful obedience" or being a "wondrous squirrel" as he so calls it. Oh joy. No wonder he's the greatest fairy ever." Ino said sarcastically.
"Yes, yes. He should get the fairy of the year award now help me hide her!"
"Hai Tsunade-sama"
2 minutes later:
"Hello!!!! Lovely ladies!!!! I just received the news that you have had a baby!!!! I am here to give your youthful child a gift!!!!!" Lee said.
"That's "wonderful" Lee but my baby's not here." Said Tsunade.
"Really? Where is your baby then? I will go there to give her my gift! After all youth waits for no one!!!!!"
"She's at Kakashi and Shizune's house. They are to train her after all so we thought she could get to know them." Tsunade said. Suddenly the closet door opens and you could see Sakura hanging on the door.
"Oh. She's back" Ino said.
"I thought your baby was at Kakashi and Shizune's!!!!!!!!!" screamed Lee.
"She was, Lee." Tsunade said.
"Then why is she in the closet?" Lee asked confused.
"New ways of traveling dumbass." Ino said.
"Oh yes! How unyouthful of me to have forgotten this changing universe!" said the oblivious Lee while laughing. Actually he wanted to cover up the fact that he knew nothing of "new teleportation" methods.
"Right……." Ino said sweatdropping.
"Anyways, I can now give your baby her gift!" Lee said.
"Oh! That's not necessary Lee!" Tsunade said.
"But I insist!"
"NO!!!!!! It's quite alright!!!!!"
"I shall do it anyways!!!! I do not want to let down my great teacher Gai-sensei!!!!!!!!!!! He is the one who told me that obedience is the best thing and being a squirrel is a great honor!!!!!!"
"Right……." Ino sweat dropped. "Actually, it's the only gifts you are even able to give to someone. You don't have the power to give any other gifts. I actually feel sorry for him."
"Now which gift shall I give this baby?" Lee said. He was holding the baby in his arms and the baby was making sounds that sounded like: "eeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww! Fuzzy eyebrows! Creepy!" At this "comment", Tsunade and Ino started to silently laugh while Lee had his back to them.
"Please be quiet young one! I am trying to think of which gift I should give you!" Lee said.
"Oh God!!!!!" Tsunade thought. The baby then started to wail as loud as her lungs would allow.
"Please! I asked you to be quiet little one! Haruno Sakura of Mahiwaga (Fate) I give you the gift of…………"
"Oh Shit!" thought Tsunade and Ino.
"Obedience!!!!!!!!" Lee exclaimed.
"Ah crap!" the two blondes thought simultaneously.
"Why would you give her that gift? Take it back now!!!!!!" Ino yelled.
"Why? Obedience is a wonderful gift! I have just given you the perfect child and nin! You should be happy!!!!" Lee said.
"No, it's not!!!! No one would like to be told what to do and forced to do it!!!! What if they're told to exterminate their family or friends, eh!!!!!! They would have to do it because of your stupid fucking gift!!!!!! Ino screamed.
"Well, my job here is done!" Lee said, completely ignoring what Ino said.
"Ugh!!!!!!" Ino yelled in frustration. "Fine! Be an ass! But mark my words, I'm going to make you regret it if you ever show your face or take advantage of Sakura at all! And I will know!!!!!"
"I shall take my leave now! Goodbye beautiful youthful ladies!" Lee said and ran/flew out of there like hell for fear of Ino's wrath.
6 years later
"What the hell are you so scared for! Ha! You don't even belong here! You're so weak! Nobody wants you here!" yelled a random school bully. Let's call her Biotch for now. (A/N: Actually, you can insert any name you want. The fricken bitch deserves it for tormenting oopps! Can't give it away yet!)
"I want her here." 6 year old Sakura said.
"No one cares what you think so you can just bite me!" the idiotic girl bully screamed. Unfortunately, that caused Sakura's "gift" to kick in and…… AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! The girl bully screamed. Sakura bit her.
"Are you okay?" Sakura asked the girl after the bully ran off.
"Yes. Thank you very much for making those girls go away." The girl said.
"Oh, no problem. They're always picking on people. By the way, I'm Haruno Sakura! What's your name?"
"I'm Hyuuga Hinata."
"Oh, hi Hinata. Do you want to be my friend?"
"Sure!"
On Sakura's Birthday
"I knew something was wrong with me! Can't you remove it?" Sakura asked.
"I'm sorry sweetheart but I'm only a household fairy and the rules state that the fairy that cast the spell can remove it." Ino said. " And we have tried a million times but Lee won't budge."
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Me: Okay!!!!! First Chapter done!!!!!! Now the readers just have to help me figure out who the third step sister has to be!!!!!!! Kin and Tayuya are out of the question because they are already being used and also the other girls are out of the question because they are being used.
Sasuke: How come I haven't shown up yet?
Me: Keep your skirt on! You don't show up yet. Only in the book would you have shown up now but we're going with the movie.
Sasuke: I don't wear skirts.
Me: It's just an expression.
Sasuke: Hn.
Me: Anyways, R&R please. I kinda can't update until I have a third evil step sis. So hurry! Press the button. You know you wanna!