Have you ever wondered who Link loves? Zelda, Malon, Saria, Ruto, Nabooru,
Impa…the possibilities are endless, and I for one have decided IT MUST
END!!!! This will be the FINAL ANSWER!!!!! No if's, and's, or but's.
PREPARE YOURSELF FOR THE TRUTH OF WHO LINK LOVES!!!!!!!
Disclaimer: I live in a cardboard box. All I own is the computer I built out of non recyclable cans. Got it?
THE ONE LINK LOVES
Setting: Link has decided to throw a party for some odd unknown reason. All his friends were there, and since all his friends were girls, obviously he was the only guy there. Everything was going smoothly, but then Zelda and Malon started arguing.
Zelda: Of course Link loves me!! I'm the princess of Hyrule, and he helped me to SAVE Hyrule!
Malon: So? He saved my ranch! AND my dad! AND he has the horse I gave him! OF COURSE he loves me!!
Link: Huh? Who says I love either of you?
Saria: That's right! I mean, it's OBVIOUS he loves ME!!
Malon: Yeah, right!
Zelda: Dream on!
Saria: Fine! Tell them, Link!
Link: Actually, Saria…
Nabooru: He loves ME! Don't you, Linky-poo?
Link: Er…
Ruto: Dream on, desert girl! This is RIDICULOUS!! Link's engaged to ME, remember?
Link: Ruto, that never happened…
Impa: Calm down, everyone!
Link: Thanks, Impa…
Impa: I mean, it's obvious Link loves me!
Link: O.O
All out fighting breaks loose. Zelda pulling Malon's hair, Ruto punching Saria, Nabooru has Impa in a headlock, etc.
Strange voice from goddesses knows where: SHUT UP!!!!!
Everyone shuts up
s.v.f.g.k.w.: You are ALL acting ridiculous! *Dekustar appears in a cloud of mauve smoke*
Link: Why mauve?
Dekustar: All the other colors were taken. Anyway, there is only one way to settle this! We shall have a contest to see who Link loves more!
Link: Can't I just say who-
Dekustar: No, this is more fun, and besides the fic needs to be longer.
Link: O.O
Dekustar: Anyway, we shall have a contest of 5 events! Agreed?
Everyone: Yeah…
Ruto: Then you'll see that Link loves ME more!
Dekustar: Shut up, sushi girl.
Ruto: Hey!
Malon: *sniggers*
Dekustar: You too, red neck.
Malon: Red neck?!?!?
Dekustar: LET THE CONTEST BEGIN!!!!!!!!
Disclaimer: I live in a cardboard box. All I own is the computer I built out of non recyclable cans. Got it?
THE ONE LINK LOVES
Setting: Link has decided to throw a party for some odd unknown reason. All his friends were there, and since all his friends were girls, obviously he was the only guy there. Everything was going smoothly, but then Zelda and Malon started arguing.
Zelda: Of course Link loves me!! I'm the princess of Hyrule, and he helped me to SAVE Hyrule!
Malon: So? He saved my ranch! AND my dad! AND he has the horse I gave him! OF COURSE he loves me!!
Link: Huh? Who says I love either of you?
Saria: That's right! I mean, it's OBVIOUS he loves ME!!
Malon: Yeah, right!
Zelda: Dream on!
Saria: Fine! Tell them, Link!
Link: Actually, Saria…
Nabooru: He loves ME! Don't you, Linky-poo?
Link: Er…
Ruto: Dream on, desert girl! This is RIDICULOUS!! Link's engaged to ME, remember?
Link: Ruto, that never happened…
Impa: Calm down, everyone!
Link: Thanks, Impa…
Impa: I mean, it's obvious Link loves me!
Link: O.O
All out fighting breaks loose. Zelda pulling Malon's hair, Ruto punching Saria, Nabooru has Impa in a headlock, etc.
Strange voice from goddesses knows where: SHUT UP!!!!!
Everyone shuts up
s.v.f.g.k.w.: You are ALL acting ridiculous! *Dekustar appears in a cloud of mauve smoke*
Link: Why mauve?
Dekustar: All the other colors were taken. Anyway, there is only one way to settle this! We shall have a contest to see who Link loves more!
Link: Can't I just say who-
Dekustar: No, this is more fun, and besides the fic needs to be longer.
Link: O.O
Dekustar: Anyway, we shall have a contest of 5 events! Agreed?
Everyone: Yeah…
Ruto: Then you'll see that Link loves ME more!
Dekustar: Shut up, sushi girl.
Ruto: Hey!
Malon: *sniggers*
Dekustar: You too, red neck.
Malon: Red neck?!?!?
Dekustar: LET THE CONTEST BEGIN!!!!!!!!