Itachi Solves His Problems with Sharingan

by Talon83

Based off of 'Malcolm Solves His Problems with a Chainsaw. Need I say more?

Shikamaru solves his problems by calling up his mom.

Tsunade solves her problems with lots of alcohol.

Sasuke solves his problems with a doctor and the law.

But Itachi's got his own way, and it's better than them all.

'Cause Itachi solves his problems with Sharingan.

Itachi solves his problems with Sharingan.

Itachi solves his problems with Sharingan.

And he never has the same problems twice.

Whether it's a bill, or a check arriving late.

Rancid marble cheese, or a steak that's second rate.

Awful TV programs or a broken license plate.

Or his fiancé who dumps him because he's gaining weight.

Itachi solves his problems with Sharingan.

Itachi solves his problems with Sharingan.

Itachi solves his problems with Sharingan.

And he never has the same problem twice.

- Insert Uchiha Massacre -

Itachi: Problem solved.