"I had it!" Izzy flopped down on a chair beside Mimi. "Why don't I ever get the girl?"
Mimi shrugged.
"I always get the nerdy parts." Izzy went on.
"But you are a cute nerdy person." Mimi patted his head. "And sometimes we are paired up."
"It could be worse." Matt said from his spot on the floor. Tai and Tk sitting near him, each with a game controller in their hands. "I get paired up with anyone with legs…sometimes more then two. I get murder, suicidal, prone to accidents, I sing, I dance, I'm abused, I'm abusive, I'm an alcoholic and sometimes a workaholic, I'm stuck up, I'm down to earth, I'm down right scary, I get dunked in water, I get sand in my shorts, I'm too thin or I was once too fat, sometimes I'm a vampire and other times I'm deathly sick, I'm a healer, a heartbreaker, a loner, a ghost, a partier, an orphan, I get hit by cars on my own fault or because of a lousy stop sign no one sees, I…"
"I get it!" Izzy scorn.
"I'm say stupid things and I smile so much my cheeks hurt." Tai spoke up. "Sometimes I can't speak while other times I speak too much, I'm gay and straight and sometimes I play both sides, sometimes I'm girlish while other times I'm a hunk, I'm a lawyer, a famous soccer player, a prince, a knight, a hero, a demon, sickly kid, homeless, a firefighter, a ghost…"
"You too?" Matt looked over at the bushy head kid.
"But you're not stuck being a nerd all the time. It's always me and the computer." Izzy complained.
"I'm passing out all the time and rarely do I get the girl." Joe looked over at Izzy. "I know exactly how you feel."
"Ha! We girls get passed around far too much." Kari folded her arms. "I have been with Joe, Izzy, Matt, Tk, Davis, Cody, my own brother!"
"Yeah that was totally gross." Tai wrinkled his nose. "I hate those flicks."
"Sometimes I'm a bitch while other times I'm a saint." Sora, who was dipping cookies in her milk, frowned in thought. "I'm always stuck between Tai and Matt. Or sometimes I'm hooked up with Mimi."
"Yeah good stories…" Tai and Matt grinned.
"I remember the time you were fat." Mimi giggled.
Sora glared and dropped her cookie.
"I always say stupid things. I'm not a stupid person, more carefree." Davis spoke up from his place on the sofa. "And I've been passed around my share as well plus I get attacked by squirrels."
"Hey, so did I!" Matt glanced over his shoulder at the boy laying on the sofa.
"Bet it's the same squirrel." Davis muttered.
"I think we should go on strike." Joe stood up. "We shouldn't have to stand for this!"
"Agree!" Mimi bopped u p.
"Exactly how are we going to go on strike?" Matt asked. "They control us. It does not matter what we try and do, they always have this evil plan. I mean, how many times must I die!"
"I've die more times then you!" Tai pouted. "You mostly come back as a thought, ghost or some night creature."
"Currently a werewolf I believe." Tk grinned. "I love that story."
"Oh how about the ones we have children!" Sora giggled. "I'm a mother of Tai's kids and Matt's and Tk's and even had Izzy's."
"Man, we are sluts!" Mimi sighed.
"Not by our choice." Sora reminded her.
"So…which one of us are better?" Matt winked over at the girls.
"We don't want to hurt feelings." Sora titled her head and looked pitifully at the boys, while the other girls giggle.
"Shhh…did you hear that?" Izzy froze.
"Not again!" Davis moaned.
The group waited, glancing at each other with dread in their eyes.
"Um…let see….I'm thinking of a story where….Matt is an angel," an author muttered to self, the voice coming from a distant.
"Damn it!" Matt drops the controller.
"Talk about Tall Tales…" Tk mumbled.
"And um…let's see…OH! He killed himself and now he has a chance to change the faith of others who will share the same fate as he. Tai, Soar, Mimi, Joe, Davis and Izzy!" the author spoke to self.
"Great, a mass suicide!" Tai grumbled.
"How can I be suicidal? I'm the happy person!" Davis glared.
"Yeah! They don't know each other and they are all depress and about to comment suicide but as an angel, not knowing he's an angel of course, Matt helps them through the crisis as a normal person who vanishes after the crisis. Later at err….some kind of self-help meeting, the five shares their story…"
"Six!" Izzy shouted. "There are six! Tai is one, Sora is two, Mimi is three, Joe is four, Davis is five and I make up six! If you are going to write about us, get it right!"
" and they are shocked to find out that the same person helped them! They later dig up information and find all about Matt and the little brother he left behind." The author started to type excitedly not knowing the small group could hear.
"You poor child!" Mimi squeezed Tk.
"I hate fan fiction writers!" Izzy grumbled.