Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or the Akatsuki
Its just as the title states Twas the night before Christmas Akatsuki style!
Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the lair
The Akatsuki members
Were celebrating with care
Tobi was ecstatic
As a result of a sugar high
Kisame was in the kitchen
Baking meat, snacks, and PIE!
Deidara was high
He though Christmas was a bang!
Itachi was getting Tylenol
For himself as well as Pein (leader-sama)
Sasori was confused,
He didn't really get it
Kakazu didn't buy gifts
Didn't spend, not one bit
Hiden was upset
And locked in his room
Till Dei got mad…
All he heard was a great big…. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!
As for Kanon, you ask:
Where could she be?
Well, she was on holiday!
Don't bother me!
The End