Play Me Off…. Butt… Butt… BUUUUTTTTTTTTTT meow
In the office of Fatso McFat… attorney at law
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"I see..." said Mr McFat "so you would like to file for a divorce from your butt?"
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"Mr Keyboard Cat, if you wish to file for this divorce could you please put away the keyboard."
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"I see, I see" said Mr McFat.
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"Alright, we will start the paperwork immediately. I can guarantee that your butt will not get any of your record sale money and you will have full custody of the keyboard."
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"Yes, you may play your butt off."
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The End.