Shikamaru sat on the ground contetly looking up at the clouds and the wounderous shapes they made. Above him towered a gigantic and shadyoak tree. Shikamaru sat up, reached in his poket and pulled out the bag of barbacue chips he had been given from chouji. Then layed back down on his lazy ass and munched on his snacks. Yes it was the perfect time for him to reflect on his day. Unfortunantly today hadn't been Shikamaru's greatest day. His mind drifted back to breakfast with his mother and father.
It seemed as if it was going to be a normal day. Shikamaru
staring into space. His father reading the paperand seeing if there was
a new mission that was open to public. His mother in the kitchen making
Shikamaru and her husband brakfast. Constantly bitching and moaning
that no one would get up and help her. Although she might be better off
if she didn't because Shikamaru and his father never bothered to listen.
She might as well been yelling at a wall.
Then at that moment is when Shikamaru noticed something
was wrong. Out of the corner of his eye he noticed his father's paper
lay perfectly folded and was staring daggers at Shikamaru. Shikamaru had
a inside battle about pretending not to notice or do the right thing.
Sadly doing the right thing won the battle. "Whats on your mind pops"
Shikamaru asked. His father sat idle for a couple more sconds befor
coming out of a trance of his own. " Shikamaru, what do you plan on
doing with your life?" he asked out of the blue. Shikamaru thought
to himself "what is the right awnser?" " What does he wana hear
from me?". Shikamaru didnt wana stall any longer so he said what
came to his mind. " I don't know wed a beautiful Kounichi and after I
save up enough from my missions i could retire. Have some kids settle
down." His father grew angry and began to yell. "Do you know who you
are? You were the only genin that passed the chounin exams! You have so
much potential and yet you waste it on staring into fucking space"
Shikamaru was startled, never befor had his father cursed at him.
He was ussally a layed back easy going man. I mean there was an accasional
anger burst but it was never anything like this.
His mother poked her head around the corner. "Honey" she said
soothingly. "Mabey we should all just calm down, and on Shikis behalf
he is a little young to be decieding his future" she said trying to
calm him down. "Thats bullshit, Shikamaru could be leading missions
and teaching students!". "Not fooling with those idiots Naruto, Chougi,
and Kiba". " Um why dont you go out with Naruto for breakfast while I
talk to your father" " Naruto seems to allways eat at that Ramen house
why dont you join him" said his mother trying to protect her little
Shiki. " Yea that sounds coo" he said trying to act like the whole
thing had not happened.
Instead however he had decided that he would just sit under
his favorite tree and gaze off. This was how he was happy and wished
that this was the way things could allways be. He knew eventually
that he would have to grow up. However he wanted to still enjoy his
childhood. He sat there then suddenly he felt a shiver go down his
spine. Without looking up Shikamaru could tell somone was watching him.
"So" he said confidently. "What can I help you with Naruto?". "Not much"
Naruto said chuckling. "You know one of these days im gona sneak up on you
and your not gonna know" he said laughing. "Yeah cause some day your
gonna be Hokage" Shik said mocking Naruto. "So wats up?" Shik asked.
"Well me and Hinata had just finished some sloppy fourplay and i got summoned by Granny
Tsunnade". "She needs you for somthing important immeadiatley". " Coo"
Said Shikamaru. " Oh an I hav a question for you Naruto"said shik.
"Shoot" said Naruto ready to awnser. "Why does any story you tell
start or end with you and Hinata having sex?". Naruto broke out
laughing. "Well" he said. "Just like im a champion ninja im a champion
panty-dropper" he said boasting. "Yea im sure" Shikamaru said rolling
his eyes. "Your just jealous cause its true" Naruto said. "And also
your jealous that you and Ino are still virgins, just give her what she
wants okay hommie". "Shikamaru blushed at the mention of his sex life
with Ino. Desprate to change the subject Shikamaru stalled. " Well
uh you know I should really be going, don wana keep The fifth waiting,
gota go" He said rising from his position on the ground and like that
he was off.
End chappie
I know it started out slow but itll pick up I prommise If you didnt like it please tell me what i did wrong this is my first so help a hommie out I want this fic to be really good.