No ownership over Yu-Gi-Oh or "The Weakest Link" © NBC. I'm just borrowing them for this story.

P.S Forgive me if I get their ages wrong. I don't know how old they really are so don't flame me for that and I'm just making them up. But incase you sensitive people will… ::takes out marshmallows and hot dogs::

All right, here's the scoop on the money thing so you guys no get confused. They go like this (in order. Too lazy to list them) $0, $200,  $500, $1,000, $2,500, $5,000, $12,500, and $25,000. Got it? I know you do.

~*The First Round*~

Anne Robinson: Welcome to the weakest link. Any of the eight people here could win up to 1,000,000 dollars. Seven will leave with nothing. As round by round, we eliminate the player known as the weakest link. Let's meet the team.

Joey: Joey, Joey Wheeler. 16 years old.

Yugi: Yugi Motto, 15 years old.

Yami: Yami…about eh…a thousand years will do. Been ruling Egypt for quite a while.

Yami Bakura: Bakura, age well, actually I forgot. Oh well.

Marik: Marik Ishtar…um…yeah, (he points to Bakura) like what Bakura said.

Tea: Tea Gardener, 16 years old.

Kaiba: Kaiba, 16, the Ultimate master of duel monsters.

Mai: Mai Valentine, 16, already graduated.

Anne: All right you ding-dongs and ho-hos, here's how we play the game. I'm gonna be asking you questions. Get it correct and your chain grows bigger. Get it wrong and you break the chain going back to zero. The only way to reach your 25 grand is to create a series of chains of eight correct answers within the time limit. However, if you say the word "bank" before the question is asked, you keep the money though you will have to start a brand new chain. The first round lasts for two minutes. The order you are playing was randomly selected before the show. We'll start with the player in the first position. That's you Joey.

Joey: Oh crap…

Anne: Let's play the Weakest Link. The first question is for $200 start the clock. Joey, what is ¼ of 50?

Joey: Uh…25.

Anne: Wrong. Yugi, which war involved the Pearl Harbor, World War 2 or the Vietnam War?

Yugi: World War 2.

Anne: Correct. Yami, what is the capital of Egypt?

Yami: Um…Uh… (Scratches his head) shit I forgot.

Anne: Cairo. Bakura, which president was assassinated first? Lincoln or Kennedy.

Bakura: Lincoln.

Anne: Correct. Marik, which ocean is larger, the Pacific or the Atlantic?

Marik: (smirks) Pacific.

Anne: Correct. Tea, who wrote "The Raven" and "The Tell Tale Heart"?

Tea: Edgar Allan Poe.

Anne: Correct. Kaiba…

Kaiba: Bank!

Anne: In this nursery rhyme, what did the knave of hearts stole?

Kaiba:  Pssh! Tarts of course.

Anne: We can only accept your first answer. The answer is Tarts.

Kaiba: What the? (His eyes widened)

Anne: Mai, Disneyland is located in California or Florida?

Mai: California.

Anne: Correct, Joey, name one of the three Egyptian god cards?

Joey: Uh…(Snaps his fingers, trying to figure out the answer) The….The Winged Dragon of Ra.

Anne: Correct. Yugi, in England, do drivers drive on the left or right seat of their car?

Yugi: Right.

Anne: Correct, Yami, what are the ancient Egyptian writings called.

Yami: Hieroglyphics.

Anne: Correct. Bakura, which Rumiko Takahashi manga has the plot of a boy changing into a girl with a splash of cold water?

Bakura: Damn it, I don't even read those shitty comics. Inu-Yasha?

Anne: No, Ranma ½.  Marik. Which cereal has a picture of a leprechaun?

Marik: Lucky Charms If she don't quit with these funny questions, I'll use my millennium rod to show her who's the real boss.

Anne: Correct, Tea….

Tea: Bank!!

Anne: What is the…

{Time's up}

Anne: Time's up. I cannot complete the question. And in that round, you guys managed to bank a really interesting, graceful, pathetic $1200 dollars. Fine, that money's going to the next round but one of you won't. Who here needs to be thrown into a pit with wild bulls to get their head on straight? It's time to vote on who you think is the Weakest Link.

{Minute Intermission}

Anne: All right team, voting is over. It's time to reveal who you think is the weakest link.

Joey: Bakura

Yugi: Marik

Yami: Marik

Bakura: Yami

Marik: Yami

Tea: Joey

Kaiba: Yugi

Mai: Kaiba

Anne: (resting her head on her forehead, saying sarcastically) We have a tie team. Marik, Yami have two votes each. (Turns to Yami) Yami?

Yami: (grins) Yeeeeees?

Anne: Yami, what did you do a few centuries back? Just to refresh my memory.

Yami: I was pharaoh for Egypt…

Anne: And when I asked what is the capital of Egypt you…

(Laughter is heard from the audience, including the players)

Yami: (laughs nervously, blushing) Well, that…that's another story. I didn't know…

Anne: Uh-huh. Why Marik?

Yami: Because…(glances up at Marik) Marik is just…I still don't forgive that twit for the humiliation he made me put up with during the Battle City Finals.

Anne: So you want him out for revenge?

Yami: Perhaps.

Anne: (turns to Marik) Marik?

Marik: (grins)

Anne: You seem like a nice guy.

Marik: Really?

Anne: Why Yami?

Marik: Because he missed the most easiest question and kinda shame since he's the pharaoh of all Egypt and missing that one question.

Anne: Fine, when the vote is tied, the strongest link has to cast the deciding vote. And the strongest link was Mai.

(Most of the audience goes whoa)

Anne: So Mai, who's it going to be?

Mai: (laughs nervously, running her fingers through her hair) I would have to vote off Yami.

Anne: Why's that?

Mai: Because, I know, and all of us know, that Yami is frickin smart though he's trying not to show that now. Plus, I mean, c'mon, how can you not know the capital of your own country.

Anne: (turns to Yami) Yami. What's your name mean?

Yami: It's Japanese for 'dark'.

Anne: Well Yami, I hope you like the dark because that's where you're going. With two votes, you are the weakest link, goodbye.

(Yami slowly steps off the podium glancing back at Marik)

Joey: Laterz Yami.

Tea: Sorry Yami.

Yugi: Whoa that kinda sucks Yami.

Yami: I think the next person besides Marik who's gonna go would probably be Kaiba because I think he's got a bit of a speech problem. It was his fault that our chain got broken in the first place cause like, we were getting so much money and then he just had to answer is question.

~*Round 2 to be continued*~