By: FlyGirl222 (Laura)
Summary: Just before Endgame happens. Tom Paris's POV. Q comes on board Voyager and has a little fun with them.
Disclaimer- Paramount owns them, I don't, and I just borrowed them.
What's Wrong With You?
Part 1: Black Ink
-One boring day on the Bridge.
Q appears and starts to annoy everyone.
Tom decides that Q needs to learn a lesson in leaving the crew alone.
He wrote a poem about Q.
He starts to read it on the Bridge with every main character there.-
Q, Q, Q,
What the hell is wrong with you?
You won't leave me alone,
Why the hell do you have a throne? (TNG-'Encounter at Farpoint)
Your voice is the sound everyone dreads,
Everyone wishes you were dead!
Before you come, couldn't you call?
I wish you would die because of your fall!
-"What fall, Tommyboy?" Q asked.
"This one!" Tom pushes Q and he falls,
He doesn't die.-
The love of my life,
Wants to kill you with a knife!
You'll be waiting for Janeway under the covers,
Thinking that you and she are lovers!
Tuvok says you're a small insignificant being,
If you're wondering, I'm agreeing!
You call Harry a minion,
But that's just your opinion!
I'm willing to place a bet,
On how much you call Neelix our pet!
The EMH can't stand you,
Q- That, I already knew!
Chakotay says you have empty space in your head,
Thankfully you're not in his bed!
Your son looked at Seven nude,
Your son is screwed!
Since Kes has went,
I've tried hard to do without her scent!
The Borg are attacking,
We should've tried hacking.
We all want to go home,
But it seems that we're just gonna roam!
So what the hell am I supposed to do,
I never did anything to you!
It's time for you to go,
This poem is going by so slow!
Now it's time for this to end,
I'm glad I'm not your friend!
-Q snapped his fingers and left.
"Good job, Mr. Paris. Although next time, leave us out of it." Janeway said.
"Sorry, no can do." Tom smiles.-
To be continued...