A/N: Ok, so this is after Ed and Al get their bodies back. Ed still has his auto-mail arm, from the sacrifice he gave to save Al, and Al himself is back in his body. Ed's still in the military, so they've moved to Central. And don't worry, they've already visited Risembool.

Winry stepped off the train.

"God, where's Riza? I really have to see her if I need to see what this stupid emergency is. You know, she could at least tell me what the emergency was before she called. If Ed's broken his automail again, I'm going to kick his little…"

"Winry!!"

Winry turned around to see the older blonde running toward her.

"Ms. Riza! How are you?"

They exchanged all the stupid pleasantries for a while. During the whole time, Winry was wondering, "Geez, woman, tell me what the heck the emergency is!!!!"

And she did just that. "WOMAN, WOULD YOU TELL ME WHAT THE FREAKING EMERGENCY IS!!!!"

Normally, Riza would have just taken out her gun and shot around her until she showed Riza some respect, but since Winry was a friend, as well as a little kid (though she would never say that to Winry's face), Riza just smiled sheepishly.

"Uhhh… you do have a point. I should have told you what the emergency was from the beginning. The thing was, I was a little embarrassed. This isn't exactly a normal type of emergency…"

"Ed's ok, right?" yelled Winry, panicking. "And Al?" as an afterthought. "He's not in the hospital, is he!?!"

Riza smiled. The fact that they liked each other was extremely obvious. "No, both of them are all right. This is more of a problem I need your help with."

"Oh, phew. Ok then, so what's wrong? Girl stuff?" Winry asked, considerably calmed down.

"Sort of," she looked extremely irritated and annoyed all of a sudden. "General Mustang has become Fuhrer."

"So what? That's great!" Winry said with a smile on her face.

Oh, but you weren't there when he discussed his plans when he became Fuhrer… thought Riza.

Flashback

"…the women's uniform will be…TINY MINISKIRTS!!"(and yes, Roy Mustang did say this. But who's surprised?)

Flashback over

"Umm, well, the thing is, he's going to pass a bill, that will, uhhh…"

"JUST GET TO IT ALREADY!!" By this time, Winry was seriously getting irritated by the skirting around.

"That will make hard for all the women recruits in the military, such as Lieutenant Maria Ross and myself. He's planning on making our uniforms…miniskirts."

Winry suddenly felt an ongoing sympathy toward the entire male population in the military. They really did not know what was coming to them if they tried to put people like Lieutenant Hawkeye in a miniskirt. Let me elaborate: the local hospital would be become were rich, as well as crowded the day they gave out the uniforms. She resolved to find a way to save Ed and Al, if not the entire military, from certain death from women like Hawkeye.

"Ok, I think I have a plan."

A/N: And oh yes, Emerald Tiara and HughesHanajimaHilariaHypocrite, I plan on getting revenge on you in the next chapter. Why? Because I feel like it. MWHAHAHA!!! (Readers, do not fear for your lives)