First things first, I think everyone now knows about the shitfic by Jo Bel, so I decided to write a fic on it. It's terrible, but then again the fic it's about is terrible. Next thing, I have nothing against gays, northerners, blacks etc, anything mentioned in the story is just to illustrate Jo Bel's views; in my story there is nothing too bad and it is only one line because I couldn't write any more.

Disclaimer: I own nothing.

It was a lovely morning in Hogsmeade, and the students of Hogwarts were making the most of it; with breakfast hour nearly over, OWL and NEWT students had ventured out of the library and were continuing their study out in the grounds. The Weasley Twins were planning what they were going to buy in Zonkos, and Angelina was busy looking over new Quidditch tactics. Harry, Ron and Hermione sat in the hall, enjoying their breakfast, not knowing that this beautiful day was about to be ruined by something so vile, so evil, that Lord Voldemort would cower.

Jo Belle/Bekke awoke from a lovely dream of killing northerners, happy and content. She dressed quickly and headed out of the empty tower. As she walked through the corridors, her good mood was gradually slipping into one of confusion, and impatience; as she walked past her fellow students, not one looked her way, it was as if she was invisible.

When a sixth year Slytherin walked her way she decided to try and get the attention back on her.

"Oi! Hu sed u culd wlk on da same corridor as me, gae?" (Eugh I think my spell check just combusted) The Slytherin just looked at her oddly before continuing to walk away.

"I swear, Gryffindors are getting weirder by the day" He muttered as her turned the corner and out of sight. Shocked, Jo belle sprinted to the Great Hall; she peeked around the door and spotted the trio sitting at the Gryffindor table, she quickly wrote a note and sent it flying at Harry, before running off again.

Harry looked up as a piece of parchment landed on his plate, his brow furrowed as he read down the note.

"Err... Hermione? I don't have a sister by any chance do I? Oh and do we know a Harmony or Donald?"

"No" she laughed "Why would you ask that?" Harry passed her the note to read with Ron.

Harre,

Somethin strnge nd awfull is happnin!111111111111, ppl are aktin as if day dont no me!111111111

Ei dont no wht to do!11111111111 will u go to hogsmead w/ me soo we can figur out wat ta do? Say hi to Harmony nd Donald.

Your big sis,

Jo Belle

"That's more difficult to read than Ron's handwriting" Hermione exclaimed.

"Yea- HEY!"

"What should we do? Ignore?" Harry asked looking at the note uneasily.

"I think that's best" Hermione said also putting some space between herself and the note. "What's wrong now Ronald?" Ron was glaring furiously at her.

"My handwriting is not that bad!"

"I beg to differ."

"Well I –"

"Come on guys" Harry interrupted, "Seamus, Dean, Neville, Lavender and Parvati are probably waiting for us in the Three Broomsticks by now." And with that he stuffed the parchment into his pocket and they headed out for Hogsmeade.

Meanwhile in an alleyway by Honeydukes, Jo Bel was curled up in a ball, rocking back and forth, muttering to herself. No one gave her a second glance. Soon enough she and her merlin awful comments would fade away, and the world would be safe once again from Mary Sues.

The End.

A/N And there you have it, what will hopefully happen sometime soon in the Harry Potter world. Review please.