Can You Butter My Toast Please?
Disclaimer: I do not own One Tree Hill – or Scooby-do. I apologise for the following fic my invisible parrot made me do it.
Summary: Bevin is on the run from some loan sharks, that's about it really. Oh and there's a camel involved.
It was a sunny day in Tree Hill. It was also a Saturday. To be precise it was Saturday the 13th of May, even though the 13th of May was actually a Sunday. But I prefer the number 13 and since I'm the one writing this I say it is Saturday the 13th of May. Since it was Saturday there was no school, and therefore this cannot take place in or nearby any school-like buildings or settings.
"Ahhh!" Bevin ran down the street. She passed the river court where Skills, Lucas and Junk were playing basketball.
"Help!" Bevin shrieked.
"What is it Bevin?" Skills asked.
"I'm being chased by loan sharks and they're trying to kill me with their teeth."
"Have you asked them not to?" Lucas hurried to keep up with her.
"Erm, I didn't think of that." Bevin said and stopped running.
Just then the loan sharks appeared and gnashed their teeth for they were actual sharks. Bevin may have been dim but she was not going to stick around long enough for them to ask 'medium, rare, or well done?' Instead Bevin took flight once more and hoped the loan sharks would get tired soon and go home.
Why Bevin was running away from hungry loan sharks remains a mystery to both the writer and you and the writer's invisible parrot. Also why loan sharks should be actual sharks is also a mystery but one I bet Scooby-do could figure out.
That was when a big pink camel walked across the court and stole the basketball the guys had dropped absentmindedly after hearing of Bevin's plight.
"Hey where'd our basketball go?" Lucas said when they turned back to the court.
"I think that big pink camel stole it." Junk said.
"Oh." Lucas said and they carried on their game using an imaginary ball.
The End – my invisible parrot also bids you adieu