The Weasley's are all Death Eaters. Here's my proof.
Remember Tom Marvolo Riddle? I Am Lord Voldemort? Well, this family of death eaters did the same thing. And they aren't all family, even. The Weasleys are actually a very well known Death Eating family--- The Earls. It used to be a full family of nine, I. Vesgia Wyin Earl as Ginny, D. Naleswoy Earl as Ron, C. Wekedseifry Earl and E. Gosaweegy Earl as Fred and George, Vewy Special Earl as Percy, Yewscy Hales Earl as Charlie, Andy Woles W. Earl as Rowland, Lane W. Sheyce Earl as Charlene, and Rhawsy Tue Earl as Arthur. Unfortunately, Andy and Lane were both killed by Lord Cafamoy for being unloyal. Because those two positions, Older brother and Mother, were very important, they were filled in by Y. W. Melis Alewali for the brother, now named William (bill), and Wesley L. Mlayo as the mother, now named Molly.
Now, the unusal thing about Wesley is that, contrary to popular belief, they are not female. Wesley is a man, but a very feminine one. This family has been living as the Weasleys for a long time, as faithful minions to the lov-eh-ly Dark Lord couple, Lord Cafamoy and Lord A. Torpthe. They are the youngest Dark Lords ever, and very deadly enemies to Lord Voldemort. They also have secret identities--- Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter. I can hear the wheels turning in your head. They are secretly collecting minions at Hogwarts, hoping soon to defeat Voldy.
Draco, being the son of someone very closely involved with Lord Voldemort, is in constant danger when going back home. Our spies do not yet know how he survives every time. To cover up not only their Dark Lordness, but their dating, they pretend to be arch-enemies. Meanwhile, they both have their most faithful minions, Cafamoy with Vern Cinet Cabb and Royle Regyogg; Torpthe with Green Morgia Rhen and D. Naleswoy Earl.
If these dark forces aren't stopped, we will be overtaken by them. I suggest we all join forces with Lord Voldemort, therefore saving us from the death that will await us from Cafamoy and Torpthe. They plan to completely destroy the wizarding community; and take it over with muggle-borns and half-n-halves. We believe the Earls have joined up with them to save their pureblood family.
Now, right now you're thinking, 'Then why is Draco in all this?' Let me explain. His true name, as I've explained, is Cafamoy. Narcissa, Lucius Malfoy's wife, is not Cafamoy's mother. His mother was a muggle woman, who's name we have not yet uncovered.
Please stay tuned, more information will be posted as it is received.
Frederick Weasley: C. Wekedseifry Earl
NickName: Wicked Wedsefy
George Weasley: E. Gosaweegy Earl
NickName: Weegy
Ronald Weasley: D. Naleswoy Earl
NickName: D
Percival Weasley: Vewy Special Earl
NickName: Vewwy Special
Virginia Weasley: I. Vesgia Wyin Earl
NickName: Vessie
Arthur Weasley: Rhawsy Tue Earl
NickName: Rhawsy
Charles Weasley: Yewscy Hales Earl
NickName: Yew
William Weasley: Y. W. Melis Alewali
NickName: Mellie
Molly Weasley: Wesley L. Mlayo
NickName: Mr. Mom
Draco Malfoy: Lord Cafamoy
NickName: Caffy
Harold Potter: Lord A. Torpthe
NickName: Torp
Hermione Granger: Green Morgia Rhen
NickName: Green
Remember Tom Marvolo Riddle? I Am Lord Voldemort? Well, this family of death eaters did the same thing. And they aren't all family, even. The Weasleys are actually a very well known Death Eating family--- The Earls. It used to be a full family of nine, I. Vesgia Wyin Earl as Ginny, D. Naleswoy Earl as Ron, C. Wekedseifry Earl and E. Gosaweegy Earl as Fred and George, Vewy Special Earl as Percy, Yewscy Hales Earl as Charlie, Andy Woles W. Earl as Rowland, Lane W. Sheyce Earl as Charlene, and Rhawsy Tue Earl as Arthur. Unfortunately, Andy and Lane were both killed by Lord Cafamoy for being unloyal. Because those two positions, Older brother and Mother, were very important, they were filled in by Y. W. Melis Alewali for the brother, now named William (bill), and Wesley L. Mlayo as the mother, now named Molly.
Now, the unusal thing about Wesley is that, contrary to popular belief, they are not female. Wesley is a man, but a very feminine one. This family has been living as the Weasleys for a long time, as faithful minions to the lov-eh-ly Dark Lord couple, Lord Cafamoy and Lord A. Torpthe. They are the youngest Dark Lords ever, and very deadly enemies to Lord Voldemort. They also have secret identities--- Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter. I can hear the wheels turning in your head. They are secretly collecting minions at Hogwarts, hoping soon to defeat Voldy.
Draco, being the son of someone very closely involved with Lord Voldemort, is in constant danger when going back home. Our spies do not yet know how he survives every time. To cover up not only their Dark Lordness, but their dating, they pretend to be arch-enemies. Meanwhile, they both have their most faithful minions, Cafamoy with Vern Cinet Cabb and Royle Regyogg; Torpthe with Green Morgia Rhen and D. Naleswoy Earl.
If these dark forces aren't stopped, we will be overtaken by them. I suggest we all join forces with Lord Voldemort, therefore saving us from the death that will await us from Cafamoy and Torpthe. They plan to completely destroy the wizarding community; and take it over with muggle-borns and half-n-halves. We believe the Earls have joined up with them to save their pureblood family.
Now, right now you're thinking, 'Then why is Draco in all this?' Let me explain. His true name, as I've explained, is Cafamoy. Narcissa, Lucius Malfoy's wife, is not Cafamoy's mother. His mother was a muggle woman, who's name we have not yet uncovered.
Please stay tuned, more information will be posted as it is received.
Frederick Weasley: C. Wekedseifry Earl
NickName: Wicked Wedsefy
George Weasley: E. Gosaweegy Earl
NickName: Weegy
Ronald Weasley: D. Naleswoy Earl
NickName: D
Percival Weasley: Vewy Special Earl
NickName: Vewwy Special
Virginia Weasley: I. Vesgia Wyin Earl
NickName: Vessie
Arthur Weasley: Rhawsy Tue Earl
NickName: Rhawsy
Charles Weasley: Yewscy Hales Earl
NickName: Yew
William Weasley: Y. W. Melis Alewali
NickName: Mellie
Molly Weasley: Wesley L. Mlayo
NickName: Mr. Mom
Draco Malfoy: Lord Cafamoy
NickName: Caffy
Harold Potter: Lord A. Torpthe
NickName: Torp
Hermione Granger: Green Morgia Rhen
NickName: Green