~authors note~
Second fanfiction ive actully wrote so don't be too harsh. I know theres loads of ND and Warbler facebook fanfictions but I have so many ideas for this one.
Before I start here are the usernames:
Rachel Berry- Dreambig
Kurt Hummel- Blainesboyfriend
Blaine Anderson- Kurtsboyfriends
Puck- Sexstar
Finn- Quarterback
Brittany- Dolphinlover
Santana- Wanky123
Quinn- Prettyblonde
Mercedes- Bigdiva
Sam- Troutymouth
Nick- 6
Jeff- 9
Wes- Gavelbanger
Sebastian- Sexonastick
David Warbler- Warblersrock
Chapter1:
Warblersrock- wow a glee club chat room.
Sexonastick- could this get any gayer.
6- hey
9- hey
Gavelbanger- Jeff/Nick why do you two have to be so immature?
6- we arent immature,
Dreambig- who said the warblers could be in this chat room?
Blainesboyfriend- Me whats your problem berry?
Kurtsboyfriend- Why did you ask Sebastian to be in here?
Blainesboyfriend-We sorted our differences honestly he's not that bad.
Sexonastick- *not that bad in bed.
Blainesboyfriend- you wish Smythe.
Kurtsboyfriends- well just to let you know Sebastian we will never be friends.
Sexonastick- my heart bleeds
Wanky123- you have a heart:O?
Sexonastick- thanks.
Bigdiva- Is sam in here?
Troutymouth- hey there gorgeous;D
Bigdiva- this guy still hasn't got the message, sam, babe were not together no more.
Dolphinlover- I LOVE MY DOLPHINS!
Wanky123- Brits come back to bed please?
Sexstar- Threesome girls?
Wanky123- get lost puck.
Sexstar- It was just a suggestion.
Kurtsboyfriend- Kurt meet me at lima bean I need coffee?
Blainesboyfriend/Sexonastick- I'll be there in 5.
Kurtsboyfriend-I said Kurt.
Sexonastick- I'm getting coffee to.
Sexstar: Don't you think them three would make an excellent threesome?
Blainesboyfriend/Kurtsboyfriend: NO!
Sexonastick: well when you come to think of it I suppose that would be quite hot, as long as gay face kept his high pitched moans to himself.
Blainesboyfriend: We said no Sebastian don't get your hopes up.
Kurtsboyfriend: Puck/Sebastian do you guys ever think of anything but sex?
Sexstar/Sexonastick: Not really no, you only don't Blainers because you still haven't got laid.
Blainesboyfriend: Well that's where your wrong sebastian, me and Blaine have wild sex;D
HeartattackHummel: Where's my shotgun? SHOT GUN NEED SHOT GUN.
Kurtsboyfriend is now offline.