Christmas Special! Delivery by green-red Lee!
A/N: Well basically, I'm working on the second chapter of Guardian of Souls, so don't come hunting me down for it. It's currently at 3k words, and I'm still revising it for the greater public. This is obviously a oneshot, but yeah. Haha, I'm currently in Bali, writing this under the sun – I'm sunburnt… yeah. :P
Well, I hope you enjoy this piece of comedy! It's going to be very random. Anyway, hope you enjoy! DESU DESU!
Disclaimer: I don't own Narto… Naruta… Nartka.. OH FUCK IT. W/e.
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Rock Lee ran forward quickly, dressed in his special green/red spandex jumpsuit.
"SPECIAL DELIVERY!" Lee cried jubilantly, meanwhile shouting utter nonsense about how Christmastime was the winter, the season before spring.
Lee waited.
And waited.
And waited.
Haruno Sakura opened the door quickly, then dragged Lee in. Rock Lee stared into her emerald eyes, and she giggled, then hiccupped.
"Eto… Sakura-san. You have a rather unyouthful booger inside your nose."
The pink kuniochi's face turned a beet red, and she cried out, running into the bathroom.
Not before holding her bottle of rum.
Lee waited outside, scratching his shiny black bowl of hair.
He began to burst out into song.
"Ohhhhh my lovely blooming Sakura how beautiful you are!" Lee sang in a falsetto voice, bringing his knuckles to his chest, batting his eyes.
"Ohhhhh my lovely blooming Sakura how youthful you are!" Lee continued, dancing in a rather youthful way.
Uzumaki Naruto entered the room, yelling out. "Sakura!! I have a gift for you. Heh heh. Dropping off gifts for everyone- oh, hey Lee! That saves me the purpose of having to go to your house… I have yours right here!"
Naruto was clad in a orange santa suit, with blue santa hat and orange santa beard to match.
Lee stared at Naruto with a twinkle in his eye.
"Naruto-san! You look so… YOUTHFUL!" Lee opened up his octopus lips and embraced the jinchuuriki, claiming the blonde's lips with his own.
Sakura had just exited the bathroom to see Lee making out with Naruto passionately. Meanwhile, Naruto was trying to pry the green/red object off him in a flurry of motions.
"AGGHHH!! Age Unshn no Jts!!" Naruto yelled out in a muffled tone.
20 Narutos popped out of midair, each trying to pry Lee off the original. However, the position the Narutos were in…
To be honest, it looked like a gangbang.
Sakura fainted.
Naruto began to cry.
Lee then jumped up youthfully and ripped open his jumpsuit.
"SAAAASUKE!! I'M FEELIN' SEXXXXXXXXXXAAAAAAAAAY!!" He screamed out to the heavens.
Sasuke burst in through the roof and ripped open his blue Uchiha vest.
"LEEEEEEE!! I'M FEELIN' SEXXXXXXXAAAAAAAAY TOOOOOOO!!!"
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Xyrhos was sipping his coffee daintily in his wooden chair in Bali. He paused…
Suddenly a orange/yellow blur smashed into his cuppa, sending steaming brown liquid splashing all over his designer suit.
A tick mark appeared above Xyrhos' left eye.
"Naruto…" He cracked his knuckles.
"Oh shi-"
Then, Xyrhos divided by zero, sending the whole world smashing into chaos.
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