Masashi Kishimoto... Naruto. Naoko Takeuchi... A lot of magic girl series. If you see any spelling or grammatical errors while reading this, please correct me.

Sailor Gai
"The original saver of youth and justice. Dear God this is wrong."

In yet another cliché situation, something happens which causes some people the need to be saved. In this case, two black haired boys and a brunette female who will never make the front of Playboy. Neji might have a chance, though.

"How dare you touch even the hair of my wonderful students!" Gai swiftly posed as a sparkle jumped from his shoulder as I wonder if I'm going to make it out alive writing this story. Flames I can deal with, the fact I keep writing stories like this is writing something new in the psychology textbooks.

"I don't touch kids like you do Gai." Kakashi rolled his eye. Gai took a double take.

And another.

"It is my rival... The Slightly Masked Tuxedo!" He decided to pose as the crane this time. Nobody was fooled.

"Yo." Kakashi said raising his hand in a hello gesture. No sparkles protruded from it.

"Your rival?" Lee, the only victim who could still talk shouted, "Gai-sensei, are you going to do your sexy transformation sequence?"

"Sexy what?" Kakashi sounded nervous, and for everyone who has read the previous crack stories, knew he had right to.

"YOUTH PRISM... POWER!" Gai shouted throwing his left hand in the air. As light began to glow from his fingertips, Kakashi removed his half mask so his Sharingan could copy the technique. But as the sparkles and bubbles flew from Gai's fingers and wrapped itself around the rest of his body, eating his clothes, Kakashi felt like memorizing this technique wasn't worth it. Happy action music sprung from somewhere as Gai spun his naked body in a circle. Let me repeat that if your brain didn't register. Gai SPUN in a circle NAKED.

All what was missing was a metal pole.

While Lee's green outfit was more 'spring' with bright lighter shade, Gai was summer, sporting a hunter green shade to the trim on his opera gloves, tight sleeveless sailor shirt and covering his mini skirt and small heels. His bare shaved legs could be seen and viewed by all. Kakashi wasn't sure if anyone could do the Heimlich maneuver on someone choking on air. After spinning the wand in his hand for two minutes while twirling clothed this time, he struck another pose, "Prepare to be defeated!" a much more female voice smacked his ears. Kakashi jaw would've dropped, if it weren't for the fact that his mask was made out of the same spandex that Gai previous outfit was made out of.

What threw Kakashi-sensei off was that before him Gai was no longer a man. He was a true woman. Muscles were replaced with a really nice rack. That creepy bowl cut was now this flowing silk of long black hair. There was a waist where there should be. And those legs...

"Where have you been all my life?" Kakashi gasped.

"I'm sorry Temari," she sighed over the phone, "but after a dream like that, I can't eat anymore of your chilly."

"Tenten, after hearing a dream like that, I think I'll just send the rest to Shikamaru's house."

Somewhere, Shikamaru sneezed, giving away his position to the enemy.

'All according to plan,' sneered Chouji as he took a potato chip, and ate it.