HOW TO SURVIVE A ZOMBIE APOCOLYPSE

Written by silver bullit85

CHAPTER ONE:

WHAT SICK MONSTEROUS THINGS WILL I ENCOUNTER?

The answer to this problem is easy to find just look out your window or stay safley away from the window and read these short descriptions of each kind of infected.

WARNING: ALL OF THESE CREATURES ARE TO BE CONSIDERED DANGEROUS AND KILLED ON SIGHT. The infected will be ordered from least harmfull to most harmfull

Common infected: most of the poor people who get infected eventually become these things within the hour that they are bitten, there are some of the zombies that are not so easy to kill I will list them here

Infected CEDA agent: these zombies where hazmat suits and will keep from getting themselvs foolishly burned (because as we all know common zombies are stupid).

Usualy carry: boomer bile bombs

Usualy found: near CEDA evacuation sights

Survivor infected: (from the passing) These are the idots who left the safe room thinking that they are immune to the infection unfortunatley for them they are not, these zombies will flee from you because unlike the other infected it realizes that it has no chance in fighting you head on and winning.

Usualy carry: med kit, pills or adrenalin, and molotove or pipebomb

Usualy found: In small shanty towns or next to dead old guys named bill

Clown infected: Everybodys favorite childhood entertainer turned zombie and now he is leading his buddys to try and kill you his shoes will squeek and draw other zombies too him in turn bringing them too you.

Usualy carry: annoying red noses

Usualy found: In carnivals and amusment parks

Muddy infected: These are poor souls who ended up dying in the mud and when they hit you it impares your vision and you are blind. This will prove a problem if you don't kill them quick enough

Usualy carry: Mud

Usualy found: swamps

Construction worker infected: these infected will not hear any noises due to the fact that their hard hat stops them from hearing anything exept the survivors.

Usualy carry: hard hats

Usualy found: places where it rains a lot

Police infected: they have body armor on so shooting them in the front won't do any good try to spin them around and shoot them in the back or cut them up with a machette either works.

Usualy carry: beating sticks

Usualy found: military outpost towns

There are all the known commen infected, time to move on to the special infected threat = least to greatest

Boomer: fat person who is always sick and his throw up makes the common infected come and attack you he also makes you blind he can scratch you and when he blows up anyone near him will be covered in vomit and will most likely stagger back shove him back before attacking him to prevent being blown up on.

Apperance: fat, not very menacing, has sweats on.

Sound: a low bubbly sound that is easy to distinguish

Spitter: a female zombie that spitts acid stuff at you avoid the acid, if you can the spitter shouldn't be to much of a problem to you or your friends.

Apperance: skinny, very ugly, has no jaw.

Sound: lots of screeches and such.

Jocky: he is one of the more clever zombies and he jumps on your head and makes you move in the directon that it wants and it will scrach you face as it moves you. Caution also known to hump the victims head.

Apperance: small runs with a hunch.

Sound: lots of laughs and insane giggles

Smoker: he has a long toung that contricts anyone and will continue to squeez them harder the longer it has them untill it eventualy gets to the point where the persons ribs break into its heart and kill them.

Apperance: has lots of bubbles on its head has levies and a green or blue shirt.

Sounds: the smoker coughs a lot.

Charger: he has one large arm and one small arm the large one is used to ram others into walls and crush them using its enourmus power chargers are also known to knock people off of high places and kill them instantly.

Appearnace: one swolen arm one small one jaw melted to chest usualy wearing overalls

Sounds: it sound deep asif grumbleing to its self.

Hunter: this is one of the most dangerous infected because it has lots of smarts and cunning it will land on its prey and weigh its legs down so the prey cannot get up and it will start to rip the persons skin clean off .

Apperance: dark blue hoodie and sweat pants.

Sounds: series of barks and screams.

Tank: this is the second most dangeorous infected mutated beyond recodnition and looks like its on steroids has huge muscles belived to be originated from chuck norris and arnold shwartseneger (don't know if I spelled that right)

Apperance: lots of muscles and levies

Sounds:grunts

Witch: this is the most dangorous infected if you piss her off you can kiss your sorry ass goodbye cause you will never be heard of again she cried to try to make people think that she is still human but when they come close she cuts them to shreds and then runs away.

Apperance: in a two piece sleepware

Sound: crying

There you have all of the infected study them carfully and try not to die!!!

This chapters special tip is: never go alone allways have a buddy to help you.

A/N THIS IS MY SECOND STORY SO COMMENT AND TELL ME HOW TO IMPROVE ON THIS THANKS FOR READING MY CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =)