Kendra: Hellooo and welcome to my new series Ask Kuro! I'm your host Kendra Evet along with my right hand man, Justin! You'll also hear me call him Dumbass or Rabbit. Questions and Dares are accepted!
Justin: Are you okay today? After your little…breakdown on Ask Twilight I've been worried about you.
Kendra: I AM NOT MENTAL!
William: Is this child alright? Does she need medical attention? *glasses nudge*
Kendra: I AM NOT MENTAL! I'M PERFECTLY FINE! I DO NOT NEED MEDICAL ATTENTION, THANK YOU MR. SPEARS!
Justin: Where the hell'd you come from?
William: Hell if I know. One minute I was sleeping in my bed-
Ronald: Our bed.
William: *jumps and looks at Ronald* I was sleeping and I woke up sitting in this chair. How the hell did you get here?
Ronald: *shrug*
Kendra: Okaaaayyy! Now that I'm over my fit, lets continue! The rest of the cast should be popping up in 5,4,3,2,1.
Eric and Alan: *looks around* Where are we?
Kendra: In my basement. It's our studio.
Sebastian: Pardon my interruption, but have you seen my master?
Ciel: I'm right behind you moron.
Sebastian: My apologies, Young Master.
Kendra: Lets see here… There's William, Ronald, Eric, Alan, Sebastian, Ciel.. Oh Undertaker it's so wonderful for you to join us! *bows* And Grell-san, you too! Now I can explain the rules!
Justin: Can I this time?
Kendra: *sigh* I guess, Rabbit. *hands over papers*
Justin: The rules are: Make your question or dare legible! The questions or dares can be directed to me or Kendra here. There can be smut. Just not x-x-x-x-x rated smut. *looks around* And since everyone in here is male, it looks like gay smut. *shudder*
William/Ronald/Eric/Alan: What's wrong with gay smut?
Justin: N-nothing!
Kendra: don't make a big ass mess of things, Justin. There's no way in hell, heaven, or on earth you're going to take down a death God with a scythe than can easily fuck you up with just one flick of the wrist. With the exception of Ronald. He's gonna ride on your face with a lawnmower.
Justin: Well this ends todays episode of Ask Kuro!
Undertaker: Please submit your questions or dares in the review box. Please and thanks! Heh heh heh.
Everyone: *waves* Good bye!