The Statue Of Toadette
By Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus
Toadette yawned as she got out of bed, heading out of her bedroom and to her bathroom as she first left her small pink mushroom house in the middle of the Moo Moo Meadows, just west of the actual race course, to get her fresh newspaper that was lying on her porch. The reason Toadette had a house in the middle of the Moo Moo Meadows?
"Because I managed to get so much money from winning a lot of the Mario Kart races, so I decided to use that money to have houses on all the race courses in the predicament that I have to spend a bit of time on the race tracks!" Toadette gleefully giggled while breaking the fourth wall as she went back into her house, heading up her stairs and going into her bathroom, shutting the door close.
Sitting comfortably on her white colored toilet with her hands on the paper, Toadette farted loudly as she began reading her newspaper, letting out another deep pitched poot as her eyes widened, a huge splash in the toilet bowl following as she noticed something interesting on the newspaper.
"There's... a huge chunk of lotsa spaghetti in the Choco Mountain mines?" Toadette read aloud as she shook her head. "...Meh. I bet Luigi would be interesting. Now... what's this... 'statue dedicated to the cute, lovely Toadette in the Cloudtop Cruise race course'..."
Her eyes tiny, Toadette dashed right out of the bathroom, not even bothering to wipe herself or flush the toilet as she zipped right out of her house, knocking down the door as she dashed all across the Moo Moo Meadows, coasting through the Dolphin Shoals race track, sprinting across the deserted Bone Dry Dunes, and eventually bouncing through the sweet based platforms in the Sweet Sweet Canyon as Toadette used her pink pigtails to propel herself in the air, eventually reaching the high in the sky Cloudtop Cruise course, seeing wooden airships and giant green beanstalks everywhere.
"This is the place!" Toadette exclaimed as she held her hands together, looking around. "Now where is that statue of little old me..."
As Toadette hovered throughout the area, she got zapped, shrieking in pain as he fell on top of a coin block. She opened her eyes, seeing her body slowly turning gray as she gasped, being unable to move as she looked up, to see a giant Boohemoth laughing as he overlooked her.
"Oh, but my dear, you are the statue!" Laughed the giant Boohemoth as he toughed his stubby white hands together, "Did you honestly think that picture in the newspaper was real!?"
Toadette gasped as she was then entirely turned into a statue, with Boohemoth laughing as he summoned several Portrait Ghosts to take the frozen Toadette to the middle of the sky course.
Meanwhile in the Grumble Volcano, Dry Bowser was on the race course, being at the starting line as there were no races going on, practicing his golf skills for the upcoming golf tournament as Petey Piranha landed right in front of him, moving his big green leaves about as he explained to the skeletal reptile of what had just occurred to Toadette.
"So she got herself into trouble again?" Dry Bowser remarked as he sighed, rolling his eyes and shaking his head, swinging his golf club and sending the golf ball into the red molten magma to the east. "Looks like we have to rescue her, as usual."
Petey nodded his head as he allowed Dry Bowser in his pouch, the two then taking off and leaving behind the volcanic Grumble Volcano race course as they immediately headed for the Cloudtop Cruise.