Note:I do not intend to bash any character. Everyone in the parody has MAJOR issues. Aladdin (or AladDUN ) characters (c) Disney.
CHAPTER 1:
Aladdun was passed out on the sofa, exhausted from last night's party. A lampshade was even over his head, covering his entire face. Lipstick was smeared all over the walls and someone crashed their car through the door. A giant inflatable dinosaur wearing a bikini was in a corner. Worst of all, a chicken was wandering around the room, pecking the floorboards, creating tiny holes. I wish I was invited, it must had been a great party.
Genie suddenly appeared out of nowhere and tried to shake Aladdun awake.
"Al, Al, wake up! Come on, Al, we got a major problem here!" the genie nagged.
Aladdun opened his eyes, but the lampshade was over his head. "AHHH!!!", he screamed. "I'VE GONE BLIND!" The street rat panicked for a moment until Genie removed the lampshade. Aladdun squinted his eyes for a moment, adjusting to the light.
"What's with waking me up?!" Aladdun yelled at Genie. "I was having a good dream. Me and Jasmine were getting kinda close and-"
"AL!" Genie yelled, his blue face turning red. "HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?!"
Aladdun was stunned. Genie NEVER turned red. "What are you talking about?" he asked.
Genie pulled out a flier and presented it to Aladdun. Aladdun took it, but didn't read it. Instead he looked at Genie. "What the hell is this?"
Genie sighed. "According to this flyer, you are wanted for disturbing the peace, vandalization, theft, gambling, speeding, shoplifting, jaywalking, public intoxication, fighting in public, littering, traffic offenses, lying to children about the Easter Bunny, cheating on homework, being a jerk, and murder."
Aladdun was furious. "I never did any of those things!" Aladdun crossed his arms and turned away.
Genie smacked his forehead. "From what I remember, you played your radio too loud. You drew graffiti on Rasoul's house. You stole a chicken. You gambled all of your savings away. You drove your car too fast and crashed it. You stole a lampshade, a bikini, an inflatable dinosaur and a lot of lipstick. You jay walked through a busy intersection and caused an accident. You got drunk outside of the pub and started screaming obscenities at small children. You also lied to them about the Easter Bunny being real. You fought a bear in public. You dropped a piece of paper on the ground. You didn't pay your speeding tickets. You cheated on your math homework. You were mean to me and you murdered someone."
Aladdun scowled. He was right. "Well...maybe I did a little of those things..." Genie rolled his eyes. "But I never killed anyone!"
Genie looked sad. "Look at the flier" he said. "You didn't murder anyone." Genie paused for a dramatic effect. "You KILLED someone."
Aladdun was horrified. "You don't mean-"
"Shhhhhh!" Genie hissed, pressing a finger to his lips. "Everytime we speak his name, someone DIES!"
Aladdun nodded and looked at the flier. He saw the list of his crimes but then something else. "By royal decree from the new rule of Agrabah, Nas-" Aladdun stopped. He tilted his head. "Na-na-na-" He couldn't sound it out.
Genie looked at the paper. "Nasira!" he finished for Aladdun.
Aladdun was confused. "Nazzzzziiirrrraaaa..." he tried. "Nazira! Nasira!" Aladdun grinned. He got it. He deserved a medal.
The street rat kept on reading. "Aladdun is to be brought to the palace, dead or alive." Aladdun gasped. He didn't want to die.
"Who's Nasira?" he asked.
"The new ruler of Agrabah, dummy."
"But, I thought once the Sultan died, I would be king!" Aladdun cried. "Jasmine never told me she was going to give it to someone else." Tears went down his face. "I wanted to make my father proud!"
Genie tried to make him feel better. "Your father is proud of you anyway", he said gently.
Aladdun shook his head. "Let me show you a flashback."
FLASHBACK
Eight year old Aladdun came home from school, beaming with pride. He passed his math test. He ran to show his father.
"Look, daddy!" the boy yelled. "I made a B!"
Aladdun's father looked at his son sternly. "My boy!" he said to his son. "Why aren't you the ruler of Agrabah yet?
Aladdun looked confused. "I'm only eight and a fourth! I'm too young to rule Agrabah!"
Aladdun's father shook his head, disappointed. "My boy, you will be a failure to me if you do not take your rightful place as the Sultan!"
The boy looked sad. "But I want to be a lumberjack!"
"MY BOY!" screamed Aladdun's father. "You will be Sultan!" Aladdun's father grabbed his coat and suitcase and turned to Aladdun. "My boy, I am leaving! You are now the man of the house."
The boy sobbed. "But I can't even reach the doorknobs. I can't get out of my room without you to open the doors!"
Aladdun's father smiled. "My boy, make me proud. You'll be the best Sultan on earth!" Before heading out the door, he waved at his crying son. "My boy, remember, if you tell your mother that I'm gone, I'll hunt you down and cut off your nose." :)
"But she's dead."
"Then you shall keep your nose."
And he was gone forever.
Aladdun spent the next three days trapped in his home. Finally robbers broke into the house. Aladdun escaped while they stole all of the food and water. And from that day on, Aladdun vowed to become Sultan.
END OF FLASHBACK
Genie stared at Aladdun with a look of disbelief.
"Nevermind, we have to find Jasmine and scream at her." Aladdun said, grabbing his sword.
"What do you need the sword for?" Genie asked.
"In case Zombies attack, duhhhh!" Aladdun replied. "Now, to the palace!"
And the adventure begins...