You know the drill by now: Stan is dating Wendy, Kyle likes him and Wendy knows, so Kyle and Wendy hate each other. Don't underestimate the value of classics! And their rivalry got worse when the school decided to promote a competition between students based on Jeopardy!. Yes, the TV show. Being the two smartest kids in their grade, they both were in the final, along with Token. This was more than a simple school contest for them, though, it was like a duel for Stan's heart. This was obviously silly, though, it's not like Stan would suddenly fall in love with the winner of the school's Jeopardy!, I mean, what if Token won?

Kyle had been very tense since the semi-finals, and the big day had arrived. He had trouble sleeping last night, so he was a wreck this morning, not at all prepared to exercise all of his intellect in a fierce battle against that cheap whore Wendy.

He got onto the school bus and immediately glanced at Wendy and Stan who were sitting together. He smiled at Stan, who smiled back, then he gave Wendy a disdainful look, before sitting next to Kenny, biting his fingernails without saying a word. After a good half minute Kenny said loudly "WELL HELLO".

"I'm sorry, Kenny, I'm nervous."

"How many times do I have to tell you, beating Wendy won't make Stan like you!"

"You don't understand!"

"What? What exactly don't I understand?"

"Nevermind…"

"What can I do to help you?"

"Nothing, I think."

Kenny sighed and pecked Kyle on the lips for a good 5 seconds, while holding him tightly with his right arm, before disengaging and focusing his attention on what was going on outside the bus window.

Kyle, red as a cherry, spouted "What the hell, Kenny".

"I'm helping you" he said quietly, while still looking out the window. "Stan might be jealous of you now."

The redhead immediately looked behind with his wide green eyes. Wendy was bearing a face of contempt and mockery. Stan's face was… was that jealousy? "No way", Kyle thought "I must be dreaming."

All the students, parents and school staff were already sitting on the courtside benches, waiting for the big Jeopardy! finals to begin.

Meanwhile, on a nearby classroom, the three finalists were eagerly and silently waiting for Mr. Mackey to come get them. Kyle and Wendy were exchanging fiery looks while Token distractedly listened to his iPod. After a good 5 minutes of silence, Wendy broke it.

"I suppose you want me to wish you good luck, huh?" Obviously a bitchy remark

"I don't want nothing from you." Kyle, always the diplomat

"I don't know how you handle your nerves. Thank God I have Stan to keep me calm and focused." Wow, cheap shot

"Not for long…" That was a very lousy attempt to speak under his breath

"What's that supposed to mean?" She's getting mad

"You know what it's supposed to mean. You know damn well who belongs with him. You know who loves him with all their heart. You know who can't live without him!" He's speaking from his heart…

"So what? He's with me, so you can just go screw yourself." Wow, what a bitch!

"The only reason you're with him is because he's popular and you're just a vain little middle school bitch!" You go, Kye!

"You think Stan will choose you if you win this silly little competition? Don't kid yourself. Besides, there's no way you're gonna beat me!" She sure shits out of her mouth, huh

"Whatever…" Looks like he's done arguing

The competition had been going on for hours on a dreadful stalemate. Everyone just wanted this to end already, the audience, the host Mr. Mackey, and even Token. Everyone but Wendy and Kyle.

Kyle was out of his wits. He wanted to win, of course, but he was so exhausted that he was having trouble thinking properly. His mind was blurry, and he was falling behind Wendy. His eyes were burning from lack of sleep… It was down to one of the last rounds.

"Things that are blue for 400." Said Wendy

"M'kay, here we go: It is considered to be the most beautiful thing in the world."

Kyle instinctively slammed his hand against the buzzer and shouted "WHAT IS STAN'S EYES"

It took him a moment before realising exactly what he had said. His face turned bright red, he covered his mouth with both hands, his beautiful green eyes widened, as Kyle was living what he would call for many years the most embarrassing moment of his life. He knew every single eye in that gym was focused on him. First he looked at Stan who was sinking down his seat, his cheeks also blushed, and he was pulling his scarf up to cover his face. Then he looked at Kenny who looked like the most awesome thing in the world had happened and was sporting a very excited expression. Next, he looked at Wendy, who was fuming with raw rage, she looked like she wanted to kill Kyle with her bare hands, maybe because she knew she could never pull something as romantic as that.

The silence was broken by Token, who buzzed and said "Uhm, what is the Pacific Ocean?"

"That's correct, Token, m'kay."

Wendy ended up winning the school's competition, but it's pretty obvious who won Stan's heart.