-1Maggie and Monica
Maggie is watching a Baseball Programme when Lisa walks in carrying a box
Maggie: What's That Then?
Lisa: A New Computer
Maggie: MOM AND DAD GOT YOU A COMPUTER?
Lisa: No I found it in a charity shop so I can do all my work on it now
Maggie: You and your Stupid School Work
Lisa: You hardly ever try at school; if you appreciated school more you could achieve great things
Maggie jumps down from he sofa
Maggie: You take that back Nerd
Lisa: It's True
Maggie: Thank Goodness I only have one Sister one more would be more torture
Lisa: What if it was Diamond
Maggie: I would make an exception then at least she's my age
Lisa: Well I'm off to set up this computer and if you are nice to me I might just let you play on it for a little while
Maggie: I guess your not all bad
Lisa Laughs
Lisa: You make me laugh you do
Lisa turns to leave the room
Maggie: Lisa wait, is that computer going to have the Internet?
Lisa: Maybe…Why?
Maggie: Diamond was telling me about these places where you can host a website for free in some cases
Lisa: Well Diamond Does love computers
Maggie: She has a website to, about Skateboarding, It has all these cool moves!
Lisa: Oh really?
Maggie: Yeah!
Lisa leaves the room but frantically Maggie calls her back
Lisa: (Huffily) Yes Maggie?
Maggie: Can I come and watch you set it up?
Lisa: Yeah if you want just don't distract me ok?
Maggie: Why would I do that?
Lisa: You always ask me what I'm doing
Maggie: Well I won't this time ok
Lisa: Come on then!
Two Hours Later
Lisa: I'm Lost…
Maggie: On What?
Lisa: At where all these plugs go
Lisa stands up and brushes her hair out of her face
Lisa: I'm off to the Kwik-E-Mart, I need a Squishee!
Maggie: Can I trail along?
Lisa: Why do you always want to come with me?
Maggie: To get an insight into the life of Lisa Marie!
Lisa: Well if you are coming go and get ready
Maggie: Why are you acting so coldly towards me?
Lisa: It's this Damn Computer
Maggie: Ask Dad to look at it
Lisa: I know I'm being harsh but Dad can hardly operate his mind let a lone a second hand computer that's proberly broken
Maggie leans down and picks up one of the plugs and shoves it into a socket
Maggie: Try it now
Lisa pushes the on Button, Nothing Happens
Lisa: It's Dead Maggie
Maggie: It's not switched on at the wall you Idiot!
Maggie switches it on at the wall
Maggie: Try it now
Lisa Presses the on Button and the screen lights up
Maggie: There, now who's Smart?
Lisa: Wow Maggie!
Maggie: Can I have my Long Awaited turn with a Squishee from the Kwik-E-Mart?
Lisa rolls her eyes
Lisa: All right
Maggie: Thank You!
Lisa trails off to the Kwik-E-Mart while Maggie rummages through the box for the Internet cable
Maggie: Lets get Website Making!
Lisa returns Half an Hour Later with Maggie's Squishee and a Pack of Biscuits for herself
Maggie: How Does Diamond make a Website?
Lisa Comes in
Lisa: Your Squishee Madam
Maggie: Thank you now I want you to help me in making a website!
Lisa: Maggie I'm Smart, I can read books at an 25 Grade Level, I can get my short Stories Published in Springfield's Youth Writers, I can Play Hockey to save my Reputation and I can help Bart to foil Side-Show Bob but I can't help you make a website
Maggie: Why?
Lisa: I must admit I can't really work a Computer
Maggie: Oh well I'm making a Homepage
Lisa: On What
Maggie: The Simpson Family, Listen to this! My Name is Maggie Simpson; I live at 742 Evergreen Terrace with my Sister Lisa and Brother Bart and Mom and Dad!
Lisa: Is it on the Internet?
Maggie: Yes!
Lisa: DELETE IT!
Maggie: Why?
Lisa: Your giving away our Address someone could track us down
Maggie: You're just jealous that I can work a Computer
Lisa: I mean it!
Maggie: FINE
Maggie deletes the Homepage
Later around Dinner Time Maggie is out in the Yard when she she's a Woman with a pram and a Younger Girl Scowling, she can just hear what they are saying.
Girl: Mo-om Can I have a Buzz Cola Please?
Woman: No it's to near your teatime
The Baby starts crying
Woman: Arrrrrr does Baby want her Juice?
The girl starts throwing a Tantrum
Girl: That kid always gets what she wants!
Woman: Be quiet Sandy!
Maggie: Thank Goodness I'm not her!
Back in the Kitchen
Marge: Homer I need to talk to you
Homer: If it's about who flushed the Old TV Guides down the loo it wasn't me ok
Marge: I'm Pregnant
The is a Sudden Silence
Homer: Another Kid?
Marge: Dr. Hibbert says its proberly going to be a Girl
Homer: Marge how wonderful!
Marge: A Family of Six instead of five!
Homer: When are you going to tell the Kids?
Marge: This evening
That evening
Marge: Bart, Maggie, Lisa can you come into the Living Room Please?
Bart, Maggie and Lisa trail in
Marge: We have some important news
All three kids flop down on the sofa
Bart: This better be worth the time
Homer: Quiet
Marge: I'm Pregnant you three
The is another silence broken by Maggie
Maggie: What?
Marge: Dr. Hibbert says it is most likely to be a girl
Bart: So?
Marge: So what?
Bart: What are you going to call her?
Marge: Well if it's a Boy then we are going to call her Lee, if it's a girl then we are going to call her Monica
Bart: Lee, No offence Mom but that name is weak!
Homer: WHY YOU LITTLE!!!!!!!!
Lisa: Yay! I hope it's a girl, why don't we call her Sybil from Fawlty Towers
Maggie: I don't really care; I always said I hated young children as Brothers and Sisters
Marge: Don't be so cold Maggie
Lisa: Yeah Maggie a new Sister or Brother would be cool!
Maggie: THAT'S ALL YOU KNOW YOU KNOWITALL!
Maggie crashes out of the room in tears
Marge: She will get over it!
That night in bed Maggie reflected of the Positives and Negatives in a new Sister or Brother
Maggie: I'm not going to be the youngest anymore, I won't always get the last sweet in the packet or the last pancake at breakfast, Though I would be in charge for once, I would be able to teach my new Brother or Sister lots of new things. I could teach them to talk.
Maggie sat up her room reflected in the dim Moonlight through the curtains
Maggie: Maybe a new Brother or Sister will be fun after all
She went to sleep with a happy warm feeling knowing that everyone was going to be fine
Nine Months past quickly with each day The Simpsons lives were much more busy, There was a new cot placed in the Baby's room, Boxes of Baby toys were everywhere, On the last few days Maggie sneaked into the Baby's room and placed a green pacifier under the Baby's Pillow.
Maggie: Now the baby can have a pacifier to!
She fingered her own one that was hung round her neck on a piece of string
Maggie: I wonder if I'm ever going to give this one up but it's become a Part of me now, Maybe I will keep it for a few more years!
On the day of the new Baby
Maggie: Bart give me back that skateboard!
Bart: No, I told you its M-I-N-E
Maggie: You promised me Six Months ago to teach me how to skate
Bart: Yeah if you promised to give me your desert
for a week, but NO on that Saturday
you insisted to eat it all
yourself
Maggie: Brothers!
She goes and sits by the door
Suddenly the door opens and Homer is standing in the Doorframe
Maggie: Daddy!
Maggie hugs Homer
Homer: Guess what!
Maggie: What?
Homer: It's a girl!
Maggie freezes
Homer notices the look on her face
Homer: What's wrong?
Maggie: Girl?
Homer: Oh Maggie you will always be my special Five-year old!
Maggie: What about when I'm Six
Homer: Well my Special Second Middle Girl after Lisa
Maggie tries to put on a Smile
Homer breaks the news to the others
Lisa: Oh Dad when can we go and see her?
Homer: Tomorrow maybe if everyone is free
Bart: Sure I will tag along I want to see…?
Lisa: Sure Dad!
Bart: Dad is she still called Monica?
Homer: Of course
Maggie: I want to see Monica
Homer: Well you can tomorrow
The next day
Homer: Is everyone ready?
Maggie: I can't find my Shoes?
Bart: You left them in the Garden
Lisa: Here they are!
Homer: Right is everyone ready now?
All the Simpson Children: Yes
At the Hospital
Homer: Right everyone Behave
They enter the building
Homer: I'm here to see my wife with my Kids
Secretary: Last Name?
Homer: Simpson
Secretary: Homer and Marge Simpson Floor Two Room Seven on the right!
Homer: Thank you
The approach the Elevator
Maggie: I don't want to go in that thing I want to go home
Lisa: But Maggie, Don't you want to see Monica?
Maggie: No…
Lisa: Maggie don't be a Spoil Sport
They reach the room
Lisa goes rushing in and spots her Mother at the end bed with a blanket in her arms
Lisa: Oh Mom!
Marge: Hi Sweetie!
Lisa looks at the baby in Marge's arms, it was a surprise to see her, for one thing her hair was not spiky bit rounded.
Lisa: I thought she was going to have spikes like Maggie and I
Marge: Well looking at old Photographs that your Grandpa had in his room Homer thinks she looks like a Younger Version of his Mom
Lisa: Yeah I think your right
Maggie comes Lumbering up
Marge: Hey Darling!
Maggie: Hi Mom!
Maggie looks at the blanket
Maggie: She's Cute I guess
After Bart and Homer have come in and said there Hello's and Bart has seen Monica a nurse with Blue Hair twisted into Curls and carrying a white blanket slung over her arm comes in humming the Theme Tune to Forrest Gump.
Marge: Everyone meet Florence!
Florence: Hi Everyone I'm Nurse Barker but you can call me Florence
Maggie: Hi I like your hair; it's the same colour as my Mom's!
Florence: Well thank you little one
Maggie: My name is Maggie
Marge: Florence Barker has been looking after me
Maggie: I'm Blonde I wonder what I would look like with Curly Blue Hair
Marge: These are my Children Bartholomew or Bart, Lisa, and Margaret or Maggie
Florence: Hi all of you!
Marge: And this is my Husband Homer!
Florence: Hi Homer!
Homer: Hey Florence!
Lisa: When can you come home Mom?
Marge: Tomorrow?
Marge looks at Florence
Florence: Tomorrow Maybe…
Maggie looked out of the Window at the Darkening Sky knowing that she would from now on have to be the Big Sister who cared for her Younger Brothers and Sisters.
One Year Later
Monica: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Maggie: Drop my Pacifier!
Maggie pulled harder on the string
Monica refused to let go
Maggie: For Goodness Sakes you have your own!
Monica: Huh?
Maggie: I left one under your pillow for you over a year ago now, Goodness she can't even find a freakin' Pacifier!
Monica cried harder as Maggie wrenched the Pacifier out of her hands
Maggie: I can't believe you're my Sister you're so Annoying, You have made my life Horrible
Monica looks even more upset but stops crying
Maggie: Every Single day it's "MAGGIE BEHAVE, Arrrrrr Monica Darling do you want another Bottle of Milk?"
Maggie stared Blue Murder at her Sister
Maggie then crashed out of the room
Marge: (Calling from the kitchen) How's Monica?
Maggie doesn't answer but stomps out the front door
Marge: MAGGIE?
Lisa: I will watch her Mom!
Marge: Oh Honey you don't have to…
Lisa: Leave it to me Mom!
Lisa go into the living room and looks round for Monica and see's the sad baby sitting on the floor
Lisa: Monie Sweetie!
Lisa picks her up
Monica puts on a smile
Lisa: I wish you and Maggie could get on
Monica nod's and Lisa smoothes her hair
Lisa: I love your hair Monica; it's a change from the Spikes
Monica hugs Lisa while Maggie is listing from the window
Maggie: So it's the hair is it?
An idea crosses Maggie's mind, which she tries to force out of her head but it just won't go away so she puts her plan into action
Maggie: Bart!
Bart: What is it?
Maggie: Give me one way that you almost got rid of Lisa
Bart: I Dunno, Tried to post her in the mailbox!
Maggie: But did you try changing your hairstyle to look like her?
Bart: Are you freakin' mad Maggs?
Maggie: Didn't you think that?
Bart: I don't want spiky hair but I cut off all her hair so she had to go around in a bear hat until it grew back again
Maggie laughed
Maggie: Thanks Big Brother, It's always good to have a Big Brother like you at a dire time and situation like this
Maggie Kisses Bart cheek and runs off
Bart: I hope she ain't gonna cut off Monica's beautiful hair…
Maggie runs upstairs and sneaks into Lisa's room
Maggie: Let's get hair Mad!
Maggie remains up in Lisa's room all the way through Tea
Marge: (Calling up the stairs) Are you sure you don't want anything?
Maggie: (Calling down the Stairs) Very Sure
Maggie triumphantly looks into the mirror at the new her
Maggie: Wow even I didn't think I could have hair like this!
She runs down stairs
Maggie: Hey Everyone what do you think of the new me?
Everyone looks at Maggie and her new hairstyle
Maggie: Well am I as cute as M-o-n-i-c-a, Monica?
Bart starts sniggering and Lisa bursts into fits of Laughter
Maggie looks Hurt
Everyone starts laughing except Monica
Maggie runs from the room crying
Maggie: It's not fair you love that Stupid Baby but not me why am I always left?
Marge: Maggie Wait!
Maggie doesn't stop
Late that night everyone is in bed but Maggie and Monica are the only ones awake
Monica had discovered the Pacifier long before that Morning she reaches under her pillow and pulls it out and slips out of her cot something that she had learnt to do ages ago.
Silently the One Year Old crept past Bart's bedroom where she heard Bart gently snoring and into Maggie's room.
Maggie still had the hairdo and was laying on her side her back to Monica; Monica silently crawled up to Maggie and pulled her hair to wake her up
Maggie started, She looked frantically around then saw Monica
Maggie: Oh it's you, Come to gloat at my Hairstyle Moron?
Monica shook her head
Maggie: Well what do you want then? I was having a lovely dream about feeding you to a shark and I want to get back to it…
Monica looked surprised
Maggie: I bet you don't even know what a shark is your so annoying and dumb
Monica held up the Pacifier
Maggie: (Sarcastically) Found it have you? About time!
Monica: Maggie
It was the first word that Monica had ever said; she had a sweet voice
Maggie's hateful feelings for Monica suddenly turned to ones of Love
Maggie: I guess I can forgive you for hogging all the attention, I know you are sorry
Monica nodded
Monica: I L-Luv-u-you, Du-U-you-l-luv-m-me?
Maggie smiled
Maggie: Of course I love you Monica; I may not have before but I do now
Maggie reached up and smoother her hairs back into their spikes
Monica: I wuved ya all long
Maggie: I know you did you didn't laugh at my ridiculous hairdo!
Both Girls Laughed
Maggie: Monica, Your very sweet, I going to love you forever and ever no matter what happens because you've made me a Better Person.
THE END